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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is on a victim hunt

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

oh dear lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plenty to choose from, shouldn't take too long

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

hide's quietly in a dark corner, that woman is dangerous once she has a victim she shows no mercy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hide's quietly in a dark corner, that woman is dangerous once she has a victim she shows no mercy

u have nothing to worry about sweetie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm like the sound of this xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of victim are you looking for x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What kind of victim are you looking for x

u aint heard i aint fussy then eh

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"hide's quietly in a dark corner, that woman is dangerous once she has a victim she shows no mercy

u have nothing to worry about sweetie

now i don't know whether to be happy that i wont be a victim or sad that i missed the cut for what ever reason's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What kind of victim are you looking for x

u aint heard i aint fussy then eh

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im hiding in a nuclear fallout shelter in an undisclosed location so im safe..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol you must be a very scarey 'pussy' to make them all run and hide ??

I like your style lol x

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

You've got my number Kitty.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing scarey about Pussy except for the shotgun she carrying and the cattle brand that says "Property of Kitty"..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I can hardly contain my indifference !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing scarey about Pussy except for the shotgun she carrying and the cattle brand that says "Property of Kitty"..lol

lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well I can hardly contain my indifference !

your very safe too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell im no longer safe been called out of the bunker and gotta go to Londinium this afternoon now... does anyone have any body armour so i dont get to hurt if Kitty finds me..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is on a victim hunt"

Finished with me already then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats a victim hunt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

it involves a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats a victim hunt?"
The victim hunts for somewhere to hide. anyone remember that scene in jurassic park where they're being hunted by the raptors? i know how they felt now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waiting with bated breath for the lioness to pounce on a victim..... already got the popcorn and juicebox ready... okay let the games commence.....

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Prances around like a particularly shameless gazelle....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo Yes Yes Me Me Look at me no no dont interact with them look at me...!!

God Im just too cynical somedays...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Here puss puss...... she's too small to tackle a bear like me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here puss puss...... she's too small to tackle a bear like me!!

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well I can hardly contain my indifference !

your very safe too

That is such a classic riposte, that's why I love your humour so much

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You mean notts escaped?????????? Bad kitty, i told you to keep him until he couldnt type anymore. But i can understand why your bored with him.........................hides

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Here puss puss...... she's too small to tackle a bear like me!!

I'm not

Bring it on.....

"Laaaadieeesssss and Genulmmuuuun, tonights cage fighting bout is between Mart "the bear", five foot ten, 50 inch chest weighing in at 95 kilos (15 stone in old money!), fighting in the style of Atemi Goshun Jitsu and Serens2 the ... erm.... erm.... mouse?? about 5ft and a fart and weighing in at about (oh god..... bit risky, this bit!!!) 50 kilos (about 7 and a harf stone).. 40DD chest (at a guess) and fighting in the style of "girlie slapping, screaming, and hair pulling".... this will be a three round bout, with no low blows (that means no kicks to the nuts, woman!), no head-butting, (that means you again woman!!) and no scratching (ok, I'll trim my nails!)....

Seconds out, round one..... ding ding !!"

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

And the gloves are off!!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what kinda victim you looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take £100.00 on Serens please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please

That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please

That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates

Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please

That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates

Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!

Hmmmmm...... no witty repost from serens2, guess she doesnt wanna fight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please

That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates

Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!

Hmmmmm...... no witty repost from serens2, guess she doesnt wanna fight!!"

Or maybe it's the dog house for me

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please

That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates

Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!

Hmmmmm...... no witty repost from serens2, guess she doesnt wanna fight!!

Or maybe it's the dog house for me

Lol, well you did dig your own hole with that comment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please

That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates

Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!

Hmmmmm...... no witty repost from serens2, guess she doesnt wanna fight!!

Or maybe it's the dog house for me

Lol, well you did dig your own hole with that comment!!!

She knows I was only joking..........................I hope

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'll take £100.00 on Serens please

That should get you about 15 minutes at her rates

Oi!! I said no low blows lol!!!

Hmmmmm...... no witty repost from serens2, guess she doesnt wanna fight!!

Or maybe it's the dog house for me

Lol, well you did dig your own hole with that comment!!!

She knows I was only joking..........................I hope

I am sure she does, just probably busy I expect!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only just seen this

.... you girls ... sorry I mean boys are dogmeat lol .... 40" chest indeed it's 34dd AND I'm 5ft 1 AND a quarter ... Oh and paul says don't expect any help from him cos he gave up years ago

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I've only just seen this

.... you girls ... sorry I mean boys are dogmeat lol .... 40" chest indeed it's 34dd AND I'm 5ft 1 AND a quarter ... Oh and paul says don't expect any help from him cos he gave up years ago

Well, 1 and a quater inches is a fart, aint it? As for the boobs, they looked bigger in that leather thingy, soz.

Guess I dodged a bullet with the weight, either I was bang on or she just didnt notice...... whew!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Just promise no head-butting, at that height you might hurt my kneecaps lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only just seen this

.... you girls ... sorry I mean boys are dogmeat lol .... 40" chest indeed it's 34dd AND I'm 5ft 1 AND a quarter ... Oh and paul says don't expect any help from him cos he gave up years ago

Well, 1 and a quater inches is a fart, aint it? As for the boobs, they looked bigger in that leather thingy, soz.

Guess I dodged a bullet with the weight, either I was bang on or she just didnt notice...... whew!!!

7 and a half stone? I wish!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just promise no head-butting, at that height you might hurt my kneecaps lol

There's more than one way to skin a cat

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Just promise no head-butting, at that height you might hurt my kneecaps lol

There's more than one way to skin a cat

So they say, but I am a bear lol!!!

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

And the claws are out..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pah! A salmon eating overgrown fur rug

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk..."

Ladies?????

(looks down, has a feel) .... all male here I'll have you know!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Pah! A salmon eating overgrown fur rug

Salmon's nice, but pussy is nicer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk..."

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I claim my £100 yet ??

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over a year ago

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I claim my £100 yet ??

It's in the bag plum (no pun intended)

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

lots of slapping isnt it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....

Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!

(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I claim my £100 yet ??

It's in the bag plum (no pun intended)

**** cunning plan part 2 engaged****,

Errrrr "can I get payment in kind?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lots of slapping isnt it

Around here a slap means more than ... well ... a slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....

Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!

(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)

That's cos it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I claim my £100 yet ??

It's in the bag plum (no pun intended)

**** cunning plan part 2 engaged****,

Errrrr "can I get payment in kind?? "

Take the cash lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....

Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!

(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)

That's cos it is

Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....

Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....

Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!

(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)

That's cos it is

Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....

Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!

Ha!! lured you into that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

getting ready now, going out on my cock hunt

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....

Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!

(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)

That's cos it is

Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....

Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!

Ha!! lured you into that one

Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!

Trollop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"getting ready now, going out on my cock hunt"

You go girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....

Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!

(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)

That's cos it is

Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....

Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!

Ha!! lured you into that one

Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!

Trollop"

If you can't win fairly ..... cheat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at first U dont succeed, then skydivings probably not the hobby for U

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....

Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!

(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)

That's cos it is

Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....

Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!

Ha!! lured you into that one

Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!

Trollop

If you can't win fairly ..... cheat

Bugger, thats it then, I am done for!!

Too honest to cheat, too nice to call you names.... ok, you win!!

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over a year ago

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....

Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!

(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)

That's cos it is

Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....

Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!

Ha!! lured you into that one

Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!

Trollop

If you can't win fairly ..... cheat

Bugger, thats it then, I am done for!!

Too honest to cheat, too nice to call you names.... ok, you win!!

Championee

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Ding Ding Ladies, back to your corners for a saucer of milk...

One lady (me) one big girl (guess who)

Oi, I said no low blows!!!

Right, thats it, gloves off!!!

Ermm... you..... you....tart!!!

(feck, how do you fight with a woman????)

Tart? you .. git!

Right, if you're coming it large with the low blows, then I will too.....

Yes, your bum does look big in that!!!

(Ooppss, perhaps too low?)

That's cos it is

Nah, nicely rounded, perfectly formed....

Feck, not very good at this scrapping lark, am I!!!

Ha!! lured you into that one

Oho!! taking advantage of my good nature and sweet disposition is cheating I'll have you know!!

Trollop

If you can't win fairly ..... cheat

Bugger, thats it then, I am done for!!

Too honest to cheat, too nice to call you names.... ok, you win!!

Championee

"Laaaadiiiieeeessss an' Genullllllmuuuun.... (ref holds up serens hand) the winnah, by two falls and a submissionah.... serens2!!!!"

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

(Headline in sports page of the Sun newspaper)

"It is reported today, that immediately after a very bruising bout with a relative newcommer to the sport, that the cage fighter Mart "the bear" has retired.

When asked about the bout, Mart said "Well, it was a tough fight, I threw everything at her... I do think she should have been penalised for the low blows, the time-outs called for her to re-do her make-up were a bit off-putting, and she did bite a bit in the clinches, but, ultimately, the best fighter won."

When asked what his plans were now, he said " I think I will take up knitting, or maybe needlepoint, something quiet and soothing".

We did try to get a quote from the new champion, but apparently she was eating raw live chickens and drinking motor oil, and would not be disturbed.

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

LMAO

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over a year ago

"(Headline in sports page of the Sun newspaper)

"It is reported today, that immediately after a very bruising bout with a relative newcommer to the sport, that the cage fighter Mart "the bear" has retired.

When asked what his plans were now, he said " I think I will take up knitting, or maybe needlepoint, something quiet and soothing".

We did try to get a quote from the new champion, but apparently she was eating raw live chickens and drinking motor oil, and would not be disturbed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be something in the water once you have crossed the bridge heading west

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be something in the water once you have crossed the bridge heading west

There will be something in you in a minute

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"(Headline in sports page of the Sun newspaper)

"It is reported today, that immediately after a very bruising bout with a relative newcommer to the sport, that the cage fighter Mart "the bear" has retired.

When asked what his plans were now, he said " I think I will take up knitting, or maybe needlepoint, something quiet and soothing".

We did try to get a quote from the new champion, but apparently she was eating raw live chickens and drinking motor oil, and would not be disturbed.

See, not a word!!!

Must have a gob full of feathers!!

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Back OT (before the welsh mob had a scrap LOL)

I notice the very careful response from the local area, and can only comment that distance from London appears to make people less worried and even a little brave.

LOL

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Back OT (before the welsh mob had a scrap LOL)

I notice the very careful response from the local area, and can only comment that distance from London appears to make people less worried and even a little brave.

LOL

Well,I might of retired from the fight game, but I still say she dont scare me (kitty, that is).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no dont be scared of little old me

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