FabSwingers.com forum: What do you want….

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to hang my washing out lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a cup of tea and a little bacon roll brown sauce hmmm

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

The breakfast and lots of coffee could magically appear on my bed- don’t need anyone to make it haha x

I just want breakfast

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

For England to win the next two games.

Sorry to make it about football again…

I’m not really sorry

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I have had tea brought to me in bed, which I'm supping as I'm on here. Though I really fancy breakfast have to get up soon.

I need a cleaner to come sort my house out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before someone else gets there…

Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female to sit on my face,lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently waiting for breakfast to be brought up to me. So I'd like that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to go to the shop for me

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

He’s just brought me coffee in bed……. I’d like his hard penis next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to break free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

*Ginuwine starts playing … My saddles waiting

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

I read wanting a 'pony' as something else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Before someone else gets there…

Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me

Can I wear spurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to rub voltarol gel in my thighs when I come back from karate class in a couple hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed, yes, then a day doing nothing but watching a couple of films and day dreaming. Pure escapism before back to reality tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He’s just brought me coffee in bed……. I’d like his hard penis next

Ooh you lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

I read wanting a 'pony' as something else.

You’ll have to enlighten me…..

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"He’s just brought me coffee in bed……. I’d like his hard penis next

I had that first then the cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

If you haven’t had a pony for ages you should really see a doctor.

Try drinking ten pints of Guinness followed by a vindaloo

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Next door to shut their big gobs.

If there was a loud talker competition they'd win hands down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

If you haven’t had a pony for ages you should really see a doctor.

Try drinking ten pints of Guinness followed by a vindaloo

I’m clearly far too innocent (shut up, I am) and I don’t know what pony means

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Next door to shut their big gobs.

If there was a loud talker competition they'd win hands down. "

Urgh, that sucks

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

To have found a house to move to and all the admin shizzle to be simple and error free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next door to shut their big gobs.

If there was a loud talker competition they'd win hands down. "

The fight would be on, loud music and a lot of thumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

If you haven’t had a pony for ages you should really see a doctor.

Try drinking ten pints of Guinness followed by a vindaloo

I’m clearly far too innocent (shut up, I am) and I don’t know what pony means

It’s cockney rhyming slang…

pony and trap ~ crap

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By *ookinforfun6972Couple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

A nice hot cuppa and some french toast

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’d like JPS Norton 588.....please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

If you haven’t had a pony for ages you should really see a doctor.

Try drinking ten pints of Guinness followed by a vindaloo

I’m clearly far too innocent (shut up, I am) and I don’t know what pony means

It’s cockney rhyming slang…

pony and trap ~ crap"

But, but, I want a real pony

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice hot cuppa and some french toast

With maple syrup?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To have found a house to move to and all the admin shizzle to be simple and error free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before someone else gets there…

Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me

Can I wear spurs

Yeah, why not

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Some hashbrowns and pink tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Before someone else gets there…

Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me

Can I wear spurs

Yeah, why not

I’ll go gently on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some hashbrowns and pink tea"

Pink tea?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Some hashbrowns and pink tea

Pink tea? "

You've never had pink tea?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Some energy.....

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Answers. I want the answers to all the questions I have and will ever have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

It to come home. I've been waiting patiently at the door my whole life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some hashbrowns and pink tea

Pink tea?

You've never had pink tea? "

What is pink tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some energy....."

I hear you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Answers. I want the answers to all the questions I have and will ever have!"

I guess that depends on the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

It to come home. I've been waiting patiently at the door my whole life."

Fingers crossed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

It to come home. I've been waiting patiently at the door my whole life.

Fingers crossed

And flags a-waving

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By *awty-discreetMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

Mother of god…& the wee baby donkey!!!

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By *erDirtyRockstarMan
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

No nice cup of tea, I need sex!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’m I going to get what I want?

Is there enough magic out there with the Fallen Angel and the KLTP to get me my dream.......a rotary powered Norton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a pampering session followed by good sex. However as I’m currently the size of a small elephant and even rolling over in bed is a military procedure Im doubtful for either

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A cleaner would be good.....

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m I going to get what I want?

Is there enough magic out there with the Fallen Angel and the KLTP to get me my dream.......a rotary powered Norton."

I don’t know what it is

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Some hashbrowns and pink tea

Pink tea?

You've never had pink tea?

What is pink tea? "

It's a rich and creamy tea, with spices. You should get your self down to your local chaiwala's and try some.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like a pampering session followed by good sex. However as I’m currently the size of a small elephant and even rolling over in bed is a military procedure Im doubtful for either "

But, you need and deserve that surely …I remember it well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cleaner would be good.....

J x"

Oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some hashbrowns and pink tea

Pink tea?

You've never had pink tea?

What is pink tea?

It's a rich and creamy tea, with spices. You should get your self down to your local chaiwala's and try some.

It sounds both delicious and fascinating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat white with oat please

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I’m I going to get what I want?

Is there enough magic out there with the Fallen Angel and the KLTP to get me my dream.......a rotary powered Norton.

I don’t know what it is

I’ll send you a pic

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I would love breakfast in bed followed by naked snuggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep without dreaming!!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to find a horny lady to spend a good few hours with tomorrow daytime for some hard fucking

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd love for it to now be the afternoon and for me to be eating delicious food I've not had to cook.

Oh and snuggly kisses.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'd love for it to now be the afternoon and for me to be eating delicious food I've not had to cook.

Oh and snuggly kisses.

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I've got some akoori left over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before someone else gets there…

Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me

Can I wear spurs

Yeah, why not

I’ll go gently on you

To begin with…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Before someone else gets there…

Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me

Can I wear spurs

Yeah, why not

I’ll go gently on you

To begin with…"

I was lying anyway, saddle up cowboy

, get ready for a rough ride

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I need a cleaner to come sort my house out. "

If I were in Wales I would bring you a cup of tea in bed AND clean your house for you.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my shoulder to stop hurting so I can lift my arm up again

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Before someone else gets there…

Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me

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I wouldn't bother with the saddle ... would rather have the damp patch on the small of my back

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

A reliable tax advisor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like Mr fitty...in my bed.... naked and covered in oil, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like Mr fitty...in my bed.... naked and covered in oil, please

What kind of oil? Baby? Engine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before someone else gets there…

Ahem, I could put on a saddle and you could ride me

Can I wear spurs

Yeah, why not

I’ll go gently on you

To begin with…

I was lying anyway, saddle up cowboy

, get ready for a rough ride

Yeeha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want F&B to come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like Mr fitty...in my bed.... naked and covered in oil, please

What kind of oil? Baby? Engine?"

I dont care.....just get him oiled up and sent to my bedchamber!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want my shoulder to stop hurting so I can lift my arm up again"

. Sorry to hear that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune

I know, that’s why I don’t have one anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want F&B to come back

Me tooo

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A foot/leg rub please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a child free weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like Mr fitty...in my bed.... naked and covered in oil, please

What kind of oil? Baby? Engine?

I dont care.....just get him oiled up and sent to my bedchamber!

on my way... might take a while, I keep falling over slipping around on all this fucking chip fat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a miracle to happen but i suspect iv had one too many of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like Mr fitty...in my bed.... naked and covered in oil, please

What kind of oil? Baby? Engine?

I dont care.....just get him oiled up and sent to my bedchamber!

Engine oil is going to play havoc with your bedchamber, Madam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as for what I'd like...

I'd like to be the means of achievement for quite a few of these, but I don't do tax or cleaning sorry!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A snugglefuck would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A snugglefuck would be nice

With my ricked shoulder that's all I'm good for. I'll be right over

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I really want to be able to shower and dress and take photos..... without moving from my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An apology from a certain member on here for last night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want it all

I want it all and I want it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pussy to eat, not too bothered about fucking just be nice to be between some legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An apology from a certain member on here for last night!!"

I’m sorry for my member.

I still had a great night though stud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An apology from a certain member on here for last night!!

I’m sorry for my member.

I still had a great night though stud."

Pmsl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, someone to be big spoon and snuggle their penis inside me..

For future, to grow my business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now, someone to be big spoon and snuggle their penis inside me..

For future, to grow my business."

Seems like a worthwhile investment

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By *ake 58Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

Peace on earth and a good shag

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

My Uber eats driver hurry up with my breakfast

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune

Ohhhh this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune

Ohhhh this!

But I still want one (sulky pouty foot stompy moment

)

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Some hashbrowns and pink tea

Pink tea?

You've never had pink tea?

What is pink tea?

It's a rich and creamy tea, with spices. You should get your self down to your local chaiwala's and try some.

Oh my, this sounds delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune

Ohhhh this!

But I still want one (sulky pouty foot stompy moment

Ponies are stroppy and stinky!

Give me a gentle giant (17.2) please, short coupled with a great topline!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune

Ohhhh this!

But I still want one (sulky pouty foot stompy moment

)

Ponies are stroppy and stinky!

Give me a gentle giant (17.2) please, short coupled with a great topline!"

Ponies are tough though, and so much fun

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Someone to spoon me all night and give me morning cuddles.... Other than that my flat to be finished so I can finally move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune

Ohhhh this!

But I still want one (sulky pouty foot stompy moment

)

Ponies are stroppy and stinky!

Give me a gentle giant (17.2) please, short coupled with a great topline!

Ponies are tough though, and so much fun

True. I grew out of them by the time I was 12 though!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I would like a new saddle in the short term and in the long term I would like to buy my “forever home”.

The problem with buying your forever home when you are single is that it doesn’t have the same “romance” as if you were buying it with your “forever partner” (it also makes me feel old and like I have “settled” which feels weird)

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I would love to get some work life balance so I can get back to sailing and mountaineering. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either right now (someone to make me tea and breakfast)

Or soon, a pony, I’ve waited for ages, where’s my pony

Oh and trust me....you don't want a pony....they cost a fecking fortune

Ohhhh this!

But I still want one (sulky pouty foot stompy moment

)

Ponies are stroppy and stinky!

Give me a gentle giant (17.2) please, short coupled with a great topline!

Ponies are tough though, and so much fun

True. I grew out of them by the time I was 12 though!"

I still love bombing round jumps on a pony if I get the chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like a new saddle in the short term and in the long term I would like to buy my “forever home”.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to get some work life balance so I can get back to sailing and mountaineering. X"

I imagine it’s been a very tough year for you.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Actually this year has been wierd like for everyone but I have always worked flat out. If anything Covid has made me realise that there is more to life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually this year has been wierd like for everyone but I have always worked flat out. If anything Covid has made me realise that there is more to life. "

Yes, ad what we should appreciate too!

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