FabSwingers.com forum: Innuendo Sunday!

By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

In the great words of Mrs Slocum:

"Can we get on? I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening."

As masters of innuendo let's hear your favourite and best lines!

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

You may be a cunning linguist, but I’m a master debater.” – Austin Powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what she said!

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me...

One of the first and best!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Love Pork in Cider

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

Well this isn't going down too well, anyone give me a hand....

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Well this isn't going down too well, anyone give me a hand....

Maybe a finger.....

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

Everyone's too busy talking about sliding a sausage down....

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Everyone's too busy talking about sliding a sausage down....

Would that be a long stiff one....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Wenger released seaman prematurely

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Let me have a think and I'll give you one

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Would that be a stiff one.....

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Would that be a stiff one....."

Always find the best ones have a good stiffness with enough flexibility to curve a bit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat naked gun! Nice beaver , thank you I've just had it stuffed! as brings taxidermy beaver down ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would that be a stiff one.....

Always find the best ones have a good stiffness with enough flexibility to curve a bit....

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Can't beat naked gun! Nice beaver , thank you I've just had it stuffed! as brings taxidermy beaver down ladder

Hysyerical movie!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

It may be sunny outside but its wet inside!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Once a king, always a king, but once a night is never enough

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

M asked me what a double entendre was, so I gave him one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you come here often

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"It may be sunny outside but its wet inside!"

Sheffield sausage keeping you primed Tigger?

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"M asked me what a double entendre was, so I gave him one.

Baddom tisch!

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Do you come here often

I do and everytime I come I get wet..

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"In the great words of Mrs Slocum:

"Can we get on? I've got to get home. If my pussy isn't attended to by eight o'clock, I shall be stroking it for the rest of the evening."

As masters of innuendo let's hear your favourite and best lines!

If I were to see a double entendre in this thread, I'd whip it out immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just making a bacon sandwich for breakfast, OP, I’ll post something once I’ve finished playing with my meat.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’m trying to give up using sexual innuendos,

But it’s hard, very hard.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos.

But it's so so hard.

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Just making a bacon sandwich for breakfast, OP, I’ll post something once I’ve finished playing with my meat. "

You shouldn't play with your food Leo, let me deal with it for you...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Just making a bacon sandwich for breakfast, OP, I’ll post something once I’ve finished playing with my meat. "

Will you be having a splash of sauce with your meat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear .... Anon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just making a bacon sandwich for breakfast, OP, I’ll post something once I’ve finished playing with my meat.

You shouldn't play with your food Leo, let me deal with it for you...

Thanks OP, I’ll sit back and let you handle it from here

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Just making a bacon sandwich for breakfast, OP, I’ll post something once I’ve finished playing with my meat.

Will you be having a splash of sauce with your meat?"

I'd love some special sauce but I do find I manage to get it all over my chin...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry… I can’t get outta bed yet, it’s far too hard.

Could you give me a hand, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a sex shop yesterday and got really excited trying on a new kinky outfit. Unfortunately I was short of cash but they let me leave a deposit on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved Finbar Saunders and his Double Entendres in Viz

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Cherry… I can’t get outta bed yet, it’s far too hard.

Could you give me a hand, please?"

Course Sam, if I tug a little will that help?

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

Just made a cake for M, asked how he'd like it decorated.

Said he'd like a Cherry Onnatop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dame who knows the ropes, isn't likely to get tied up - Mae West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just making a bacon sandwich for breakfast, OP, I’ll post something once I’ve finished playing with my meat.

Will you be having a splash of sauce with your meat?"

Yes, but if I’m not careful I can easily make a hot sticky mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cherry… I can’t get outta bed yet, it’s far too hard.

Could you give me a hand, please?

Course Sam, if I tug a little will that help? "

That’s lovely, thank you.

I’m ready now.

I’m feeling shy, just turn around and I’ll get up very slowly.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The more I play with it the harder it gets......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A dame who knows the ropes, isn't likely to get tied up - Mae West"
I used to be as pure as the driven snow... but I drifted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love Pork in Cider

I manage to get Just in

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I didn't realize that sex was a race til she came first after I'd given her a length or two

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I love to get a good morning length in....when swimming...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dame who knows the ropes, isn't likely to get tied up - Mae WestI used to be as pure as the driven snow... but I drifted

Legend!

You as well

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By *herry Onatop OP Woman
over a year ago

Just over there

"Just made a cake for M, asked how he'd like it decorated.

Said he'd like a Cherry Onnatop.

Waheey!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A dame who knows the ropes, isn't likely to get tied up - Mae WestI used to be as pure as the driven snow... but I drifted

Legend!

You as well

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Just made a cake for M, asked how he'd like it decorated.

Said he'd like a Cherry Onnatop.

Waheey!

Get your coat, you've pulled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't beat naked gun! Nice beaver , thank you I've just had it stuffed! as brings taxidermy beaver down ladder

Hysyerical movie!

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I still say yes it is if someone hands me packet & says cigarette

lovin this thread

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