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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK so who is in for joining a sex cult, and what will you bring to the table

Free personalised mug and thong when you join!

This is only light hearted... someone bound to take it seriously though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so who is in for joining a sex cult, and what will you bring to the table

Free personalised mug and thong when you join!

This is only light hearted... someone bound to take it seriously though "

I’m in but all I can bring is my fluffing skills and refreshments and a free taxi service.

Tony

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fluffers welcome and everyone is always grateful for a taxi

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Is there an initiation ceremony?

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Yay. A sex cult!

I will be the supreme goddess and The leader of the cult....

Muhahahahaaa...

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'll bring the music....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK so who is in for joining a sex cult, and what will you bring to the table

Free personalised mug and thong when you join!

This is only light hearted... someone bound to take it seriously though "
we have a couple of restraints can use on said table do we get an invite

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Is it ok if I bring a cucumber and a packet of chocolate Hob Nobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring the ability to make an awesome brew?.

-C

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes all invited! Really happy with how it's coming along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights. "

Yasss! Make sure you bring good films

I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings?

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands


"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights.

Yasss! Make sure you bring good films

I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings? "

Morning yoga and evening film nights. Where do I sign up for this cult?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble

I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.

So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.

Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights.

Yasss! Make sure you bring good films

I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings?

Morning yoga and evening film nights. Where do I sign up for this cult?! "

Signing for the cult will be on my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il not be drinking the kool ade thats for certain

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble

I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.

So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.

Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome! "

Initiation? Maybe the applicant should stand on a stool wearing a Toga whilst singing Reach For The Stars by S Club 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cable ties and tonnes of lubricants, shower cream, shampoo, and lots of love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble

I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.

So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.

Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome! "
use the restraints on the table for initiating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am down for that as ha ha lol

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands


"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights.

Yasss! Make sure you bring good films

I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings?

Morning yoga and evening film nights. Where do I sign up for this cult?!

Signing for the cult will be on my boobs "

Pen please Lucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Presumably if we're a cult, we're not really interacting with the outside world? So this would mean cinema trips for cult members would be banned by the cult leader? If so, I'm bringing my projector and arranging film nights.

Yasss! Make sure you bring good films

I want to join too!! I can teach some sexy yoga in the mornings?

Morning yoga and evening film nights. Where do I sign up for this cult?!

Signing for the cult will be on my boobs

Pen please Lucy "
pass the pen down the line after there's a que building

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'll bring the anadin supply, no time for headaches

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Will this cult have cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring sausage rolls and jelly n ice cream, other than that i can take photies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will this cult have cake ?"

Apparently cakes are banned because of it's high sugar content, bad for teeth, and weight issues. There's fruit and salad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone's bound to bring cake surely...

Passing the pen down for the boob signing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble

I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.

So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.

Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome! "

Ewww ewwww no Keep the han-cock out of here…. The sleaze bag he’d just be a groper 24/7

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will this cult have cake ?

Apparently cakes are banned because of it's high sugar content, bad for teeth, and weight issues. There's fruit and salad. "

This cult will have cake and people of all body shapes are most welcome

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’ll bring my sounding rods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Handing the sex cult reigns to you lot while I have a nap... no politicians allowed ok be back in a few hours to see how our cult is coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone's bound to bring cake surely...

Passing the pen down for the boob signing "
we'll smuggle some in tucked inside the vault horse (gymnastics thinga-me-bob)

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By *irimusMan
over a year ago

Burnley

I make a good fried egg, real fluffy, no burned plastic bottom

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Someone's bound to bring cake surely...

Passing the pen down for the boob signing "

Then sign me up ....... !

I'll bring squirty cream .... and sprinkles........

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Handing the sex cult reigns to you lot while I have a nap... no politicians allowed ok be back in a few hours to see how our cult is coming on "

Not even the very sexy Matt ?

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By *eannaTV/TS
over a year ago

Cwmfelifach, nr Newport


"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble

I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.

So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.

Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome! "

How about animal tail butt plugs through glory holes where the intended New member has to pick 3 to perform oral on all 3 while the rest of the members watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to wear robes? If we do then I’m in

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I will bring candles

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands


"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble

I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.

So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.

Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome!

Ewww ewwww no Keep the han-cock out of here…. The sleaze bag he’d just be a groper 24/7"

I'm convinced Matt Hancock has his own sex dungeon anyway. I don't think he'd feel the need to join. He hangs out there with Michael Gove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble

I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.

So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.

Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome!

Ewww ewwww no Keep the han-cock out of here…. The sleaze bag he’d just be a groper 24/7

I'm convinced Matt Hancock has his own sex dungeon anyway. I don't think he'd feel the need to join. He hangs out there with Michael Gove. "

He's still strapped face down to the fucking machine.

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands


"We go into lockdown again we all should be ok in our sex bubble

I have just disinvited Matt Hancock, he just PM'd me.

So so far we have biscuits, taxi, fluffer, cinema, goddess, music and sexy yoga.

Still thinking about initiation ceremony, ideas welcome!

Ewww ewwww no Keep the han-cock out of here…. The sleaze bag he’d just be a groper 24/7

I'm convinced Matt Hancock has his own sex dungeon anyway. I don't think he'd feel the need to join. He hangs out there with Michael Gove.

He's still strapped face down to the fucking machine.

"

I can't and won't ever be able to unthink this image. Can anyone recommend a good therapist please? Maybe some Hancock cleansing CBT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a ghost hunter im into dark side of things so i can run all the ceremonies and stuff like that

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A proper coffee pot...and some home made massage oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If fab starts it’s own sex cult and there’s a free t shirt in it for me, I’m in. I’m a large size.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Will this cult have cake ?

Apparently cakes are banned because of it's high sugar content, bad for teeth, and weight issues. There's fruit and salad. "

Killjoy

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"OK so who is in for joining a sex cult, and what will you bring to the table

Free personalised mug and thong when you join!

This is only light hearted... someone bound to take it seriously though "

Do we get a monthly newsletter and email blasts?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

You are going to need a chef to provide before and after sex food, oh and an above average cock for those that don't like monster members

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