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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One rule for one another rule for another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One rule for one another rule for another? "

Finger on the pulse there hot dog!!!!

Tony

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Dominic CummmingsGoingsDurham

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"One rule for one another rule for another?

Finger on the pulse there hot dog!!!!

Tony"

Maybe he’s just switched the news on and got a repeat

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Great point. I haven’t heard this take before.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Matt Wantscock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's enough to turn anyone off.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Has Gove had an affair or is his wife just bored of him ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Interesting that a week ago Diane Abbott predicted their divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has Gove had an affair or is his wife just bored of him ?"

Both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One ruler for one, another ruler for another? "

It’s a common problem on Fab, there’s no standard measurements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats why we have sky remotes and lynk cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats why we have sky remotes and lynk cans "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I habe been convined that Matt Im a cock is really Jez from Peep show. Hes always looked so shifty and like he cant believe hes really there and no one has noticed who he really is.

I wonder if the Queen knew and has seen the episode with the five pound note? Perhaps that why she mentioned him? Tribute

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"One rule for one another rule for another?

Finger on the pulse there hot dog!!!!

Tony"

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Has Gove had an affair or is his wife just bored of him ?"

I'm rumours are to believed..not with a woman

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Has Gove had an affair or is his wife just bored of him ?

I'm rumours are to believed..not with a woman "

interesting

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Interesting that a week ago Diane Abbott predicted their divorce"

Are you saying no smoke without fire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting that a week ago Diane Abbott predicted their divorce"

At least she got something right for once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has Gove had an affair or is his wife just bored of him ?

I'm rumours are to believed..not with a woman "

One up the bum, no harm done!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Interesting that a week ago Diane Abbott predicted their divorce

Are you saying no smoke without fire?"

She said "some people think Gove is going to take over from Hancock but are they certain his private life is beyond reproach ? Perhaps Sarah Vine can shed some light on it"

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Interesting that a week ago Diane Abbott predicted their divorce

Are you saying no smoke without fire?

She said "some people think Gove is going to take over from Hancock but are they certain his private life is beyond reproach ? Perhaps Sarah Vine can shed some light on it" "

So Abbott’s not boffed Gove?

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Interesting that a week ago Diane Abbott predicted their divorce

At least she got something right for once lol"

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One rule for one another rule for another?

Finger on the pulse there hot dog!!!!

Tony

Maybe he’s just switched the news on and got a repeat "

Are they showing the news on Dave now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw something the other week entitled 5 things Matt Hancock definitely does

The 5 things were:

- close the fridge door with his hip

- run up the stairs on all fours

- sit and the top of the stairs and pretend he's The Chaser

- wank on all fours

- do little 10 metre sprints round the shop when trying new trainers on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread had participants wow

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By *irthlingMan
over a year ago

stroud


"I saw something the other week entitled 5 things Matt Hancock definitely does

The 5 things were:

- close the fridge door with his hip

- run up the stairs on all fours

- sit and the top of the stairs and pretend he's The Chaser

- wank on all fours

- do little 10 metre sprints round the shop when trying new trainers on "

Love this, but how do you want on all fours? Surely you need one of the four to do the wanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw something the other week entitled 5 things Matt Hancock definitely does

The 5 things were:

- close the fridge door with his hip

- run up the stairs on all fours

- sit and the top of the stairs and pretend he's The Chaser

- wank on all fours

- do little 10 metre sprints round the shop when trying new trainers on

Love this, but how do you want on all fours? Surely you need one of the four to do the wanking?"

You think too much

(I get what you mean though)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


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Love this, but how do you wank on all fours? Surely you need one of the four to do the wanking?"

If you rested on one elbow could your hand reach your cock ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Imagine he got caught on fabswingers.com

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