FabSwingers.com forum: Cake confusion

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I love cake. The sweet delights of a coffee and walnut, lemon drizzle or ginger all make me smile and I like to meet people for cake. However, a good friend today tells me that ‘cake’ has alternative meanings when it comes to sex and Fab. Is that true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake by the Ocean, is a euphemism, yes!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Really? No, surely not?

I just thought the women of Fab really loved bakery goods

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake by the Ocean, is a euphemism, yes!"

For?

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By *ecydogMan
over a year ago

wales

"Now I love cake. The sweet delights of a coffee and walnut, lemon drizzle or ginger all make me smile and I like to meet people for cake. However, a good friend today tells me that ‘cake’ has alternative meanings when it comes to sex and Fab. Is that true?

Yea lemon drizzle covers boobs is very nice lol x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Cake by the Ocean, is a euphemism, yes!

For? "

Pussaaaayyyy

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Cake by the Ocean, is a euphemism, yes!

For? "

Sex...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the first I have heard of cake having a different meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake by the Ocean, is a euphemism, yes!

For?

Pussaaaayyyy"

I had no idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake by the Ocean, is a euphemism, yes!

For? "

Yep I need to know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, when ever I engage in cake related posts and conversations I’m talking about cakes.

No euphemism.

Delicious baked sugary goodness.

I hope I’ve made that clear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sex??? Shock, horror. Someone explain please...

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Cake by the Ocean, is a euphemism, yes!

For?

Pussaaaayyyy

I had no idea

Thats my new thing learned today. Ty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cakes cake both are awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do cake decorating as a hobby, and no, I dont mean vagazzle!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Really? No, surely not?

I just thought the women of Fab really loved bakery goods

LvM"

Me too. They go crazy for cake in here.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Well, when ever I engage in cake related posts and conversations I’m talking about cakes.

No euphemism.

Delicious baked sugary goodness.

I hope I’ve made that clear."

Have been grabbing the wrong end of the rolling pin this whole time then?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really? No, surely not?

I just thought the women of Fab really loved bakery goods

LvM

Me too. They go crazy for cake in here. "

Aye. Women of the fora have good taste

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Cake by the ocean was a linguistic confusion between DNCE and their Swedish sound engineers when referring to sex on the beach!

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake by the ocean was a linguistic confusion between DNCE and their Swedish sound engineers when referring to sex on the beach!

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items"

Good to know...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items"

Many times I have talked about icing some buns in the forums, and not once was I talking about squeezing sugar on to pastries

LvM

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Cake = sex…Who knew

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hello Inca! Long time no see

Well you live and learn! Perhaps I might do Lemon Drizzle on the beach next week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Inca! Long time no see

Well you live and learn! Perhaps I might do Lemon Drizzle on the beach next week

Hello my lovely, just a short visit

. Do tell me how it goes

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

No wonder I’m porky!!! I literally mean cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No wonder I’m porky!!! I literally mean cake

Hello Saf, how you keeping?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cake has meant sex for the women in my family for years.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items

Many times I have talked about icing some buns in the forums, and not once was I talking about squeezing sugar on to pastries

LvM

LvM"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it doesn't, if I mention cake it is because I like cake

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Not for me. I just like cake.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"No wonder I’m porky!!! I literally mean cake

Hello Saf, how you keeping?

I’m ace ta

but fat… must stop consoling myself with ice cream…. Hope you’re well! X

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items

Many times I have talked about icing some buns in the forums, and not once was I talking about squeezing sugar on to pastries

LvM

Speaking of... those strawberries look like the could use some cream

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake has meant sex for the women in my family for years.

But why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No wonder I’m porky!!! I literally mean cake

Hello Saf, how you keeping?

I’m ace ta

but fat… must stop consoling myself with ice cream…. Hope you’re well! X"

Similar story to yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No it doesn't, if I mention cake it is because I like cake "

Same same

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items

Many times I have talked about icing some buns in the forums, and not once was I talking about squeezing sugar on to pastries

LvM

Speaking of... those strawberries look like the could use some cream

LvM"

Know where I can get any?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items

Many times I have talked about icing some buns in the forums, and not once was I talking about squeezing sugar on to pastries

LvM

Speaking of... those strawberries look like the could use some cream

LvM

Know where I can get any?

24 hour Tesco?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Whaaaaaa

to me it’s just cake

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items

Many times I have talked about icing some buns in the forums, and not once was I talking about squeezing sugar on to pastries

LvM

Speaking of... those strawberries look like the could use some cream

LvM

Know where I can get any?

I've got some but you have to be careful, it can spray a bit sometimes

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cake means you eat ginger pussy i take it then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whaaaaaa

to me it’s just cake

Our life has been a lie Belle...

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I will have to start baking more cake if it means sex, or is it just another way to say FAF, "hey there, I have cake"

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Whaaaaaa

to me it’s just cake

Really?... you, of all people?...

LvM

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Er…..Fancy A Cake ladies?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Whaaaaaa

to me it’s just cake

Really?... you, of all people?...

LvM"

I know I don’t even like cake I just like to make it for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I’d seen this before I turned up naked at the Mr. Kipling factory…..

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I think I'm going to stick to the actual real lemon drizzle to be honest.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Whaaaaaa

to me it’s just cake

Really?... you, of all people?...

LvM

I know I don’t even like cake I just like to make it for others

We still need to sample some of your sponge cake

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo! Cake to me is sugary, innocent goodness. Don't ruin this for me!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Whaaaaaa

to me it’s just cake

Really?... you, of all people?...

LvM

I know I don’t even like cake I just like to make it for others

We still need to sample some of your sponge cake

LvM"

You do

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Cake has meant sex for the women in my family for years.

But why?"

A code word between us.

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

Oh,so you can have your cake and eat it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Wait what does cake mean on Fab? I just thought they either really liked cake or it was a chance to flirt with GBBO style innuendos.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items

Many times I have talked about icing some buns in the forums, and not once was I talking about squeezing sugar on to pastries

LvM

Speaking of... those strawberries look like the could use some cream

LvM

Know where I can get any?

I've got some but you have to be careful, it can spray a bit sometimes

LvM"

I don't mind cleaning up messes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want cake now. All this talk of it isn't helping me much.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wait what does cake mean on Fab? I just thought they either really liked cake or it was a chance to flirt with GBBO style innuendos."

It means they want to spaff on your jubblies, Meli

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Never seen anyone referring to baked goods cake on here without actually meaning the baked items

Many times I have talked about icing some buns in the forums, and not once was I talking about squeezing sugar on to pastries

LvM

Speaking of... those strawberries look like the could use some cream

LvM

Know where I can get any?

I've got some but you have to be careful, it can spray a bit sometimes

LvM

I don't mind cleaning up messes

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

My favourite. Either coffee or chocolate. Though only from local garden centres or farm shop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just want cake now. All this talk of it isn't helping me much.

Sorry

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

So what’s a cream cake then

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Wait what does cake mean on Fab? I just thought they either really liked cake or it was a chance to flirt with GBBO style innuendos.

It means they want to spaff on your jubblies, Meli

LvM"

Lorenzo you cad. I can't say I blame them, it's pretty standard.

I just really want a slice of devil's food cake now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been a fan of cakes. It's just far too sweet, bad for your teeth and weight. Quite frankly it's just bad for you. So how this can be linked to sex which has medicinal benefits is really beyond me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only other cake is cake the party drug, has been around for good few years now. There was a documentary about it a few years ago with quite a few celebrities trying to raise awareness of it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Only other cake is cake the party drug, has been around for good few years now. There was a documentary about it a few years ago with quite a few celebrities trying to raise awareness of it."

I watched that a few months ago, I can't believe they all fell for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To me cake means cake, I refuse to have a euphemism for the baked goodies that bring me so much joy....oh no its in my head now!!!!

NBVN x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

When I joined and everyone was talking cake, I thought they were discussing sex and not cake.

For me stems from the phrase ‘he had his cake and still ate it more’ heard many a time growing up from the females in the family. I eventually found out it was their polite way of saying he was having an affair. So cake in conversation has always had a sexual reference for me as an adult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only other cake is cake the party drug, has been around for good few years now. There was a documentary about it a few years ago with quite a few celebrities trying to raise awareness of it.

I watched that a few months ago, I can't believe they all fell for it

Oh my, off to watch the whole of Brass Eye now. Chris Morris is a genius

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Just for the record. If you promise me cake being me a fucking cake! You can do whatever you like to my boobs whilst i eat it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Only other cake is cake the party drug, has been around for good few years now. There was a documentary about it a few years ago with quite a few celebrities trying to raise awareness of it.

I watched that a few months ago, I can't believe they all fell for it

Oh my, off to watch the whole of Brass Eye now. Chris Morris is a genius

Yep! I'd seen it before but not for years, binged it not so long ago in 2 days and I was fucking howling.

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By *nked_kittenWoman
over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

My last meet I had chocolate cake smeared over my boobs....but generally when I talk about cake...it’s cake

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this where having your cake and eating it comes from?...it all makes perfect sense now

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Just for the record. If you promise me cake being me a fucking cake! You can do whatever you like to my boobs whilst i eat it. "
can I smother your boobs in cake?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Just for the record. If you promise me cake being me a fucking cake! You can do whatever you like to my boobs whilst i eat it. "

Is this being cakecolded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is a myth. The Jonas brothers said it came out of language issues with someone on the team confusing the words. People used to say have your cake and eat it too when they referred to affairs but I don't think cake has really been euphemism for sex.

And i don't want the two words confused mostly because I'm obsessed with sex and with cake!

Tabitha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To me cake means cake, I refuse to have a euphemism for the baked goodies that bring me so much joy....oh no its in my head now!!!!

NBVN x"

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not to me... Cake is cake. If I say I'm bringing cake, you'll get cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only other cake is cake the party drug, has been around for good few years now. There was a documentary about it a few years ago with quite a few celebrities trying to raise awareness of it.

I watched that a few months ago, I can't believe they all fell for it

Hang on...if that wasn't real that must mean that poor child isn't trapped in space with that peadophile? Thank god he's still safe on earth

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Just for the record. If you promise me cake being me a fucking cake! You can do whatever you like to my boobs whilst i eat it. "

I am just about to embark on making some Lemon and Lavender Drizzle cakes, Want some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn something new every day, I’ve mentioned liking cake in forum posts in the past meaning cake cake, not sex, usually chocolate with butter cream.

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Did a sexy cake shoot a few years back, model smothered her naked body with various cakes.. fun was had by all lol.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Sounds very much like the brass eye cake prank

Anyway if anyone out there ever wants to get me cake, carrots my favourite

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If I ask for cake ideas, request I do mean I will bake that for you.

I'm fully aware I'm only wanted for my baking skills!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

For me cake is something sweet to eat

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