FabSwingers.com forum: All men have a cock

By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the distance

A bugle sounds

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

All women have a pussy,but it doesn't m....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one"

And now Craig with the weather, what’s it looking like out there Craig ?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"In the distance

A bugle sounds"

The unmistakable vibration of hooves are being felt stronger and stronger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one"

Well actually, scientifically speaking, from a medical standpoint, with hindsight being twenty twenty, on the other hand, I read this article once, from a trusted friend who knows a guy... I don't know where I was going with this.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one

LvM"

Thank you Professor McScience, now back to Craig again, Craig why are they making you stand out in the rain ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has an arsehole too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game of Thrones… Theon Greyjoy… I guess he still had one, but it was in a box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one

LvM

Thank you Professor McScience, now back to Craig again, Craig why are they making you stand out in the rain ?!"

Craig only covers the weather therefore he must stand in the rain at all times as that’s the only weather that is newsworthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one

LvM

Thank you Professor McScience, now back to Craig again, Craig why are they making you stand out in the rain ?!

Craig only covers the weather therefore he must stand in the rain at all times as that’s the only weather that is newsworthy!"

True. If he didn’t stand out on the rain, how would we ever know what rain looked like ?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one

LvM

Thank you Professor McScience, now back to Craig again, Craig why are they making you stand out in the rain ?!

Craig only covers the weather therefore he must stand in the rain at all times as that’s the only weather that is newsworthy!"

Except when it's exceptionally hot, in which case he is contractually obliged to wear his thickest three piece suit and report in the midday sun.

LvM

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man? "

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one"

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Sadly, there’s almost as many dicks as cocks on here

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one

And now Craig with the weather, what’s it looking like out there Craig ?!"

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Everyone has an arsehole too."

Are you thinking of man holes

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Mine do!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Mine do!"

Are they gingerbread men or is it Matt Hancock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perky, bouncy eager. Why ever not be more cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one

LvM

Thank you Professor McScience, now back to Craig again, Craig why are they making you stand out in the rain ?!

Craig only covers the weather therefore he must stand in the rain at all times as that’s the only weather that is newsworthy!

Except when it's exceptionally hot, in which case he is contractually obliged to wear his thickest three piece suit and report in the midday sun.

LvM"

With sweat dripping down over his eyes as he tries to concentrate.

It’s character building and is a good demo of how he could cope as a war correspondent in the Middle East.. it’s his dream to leave the Midlands and travel on a plane to exotic climes…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jame Gumb ""Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. I’d fuck me so hard"

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Dude, that is so...... profound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one"

Ahhh the old "two heads, but only enough blood to operate one at a time" thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rise up all erected;-) and ready for action. Not such a bad thing to be

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Dude, that is so...... profound"

Deep!!

…balls deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perky, bouncy eager. Why ever not be more cock. "

My thoughts exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So no playing hide and seek in caves then?

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Brian Cox ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men have a nipple. But it doesn't mean you have to pour milk on it and pretend you're pregnant.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Game of Thrones… Theon Greyjoy… I guess he still had one, but it was in a box. "

A cock in a box, really? Did he lend it out?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

All women have a clit and there’s no need for them to act like one

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Sadly, there’s almost as many dicks as cocks on here"

A few c*nts too.

Gbat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"All women have a clit and there’s no need for them to act like one

Clitter Clatter......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All men have a nipple. But it doesn't mean you have to pour milk on it and pretend you're pregnant.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?"

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

No waaaaaay!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

No waaaaaay!

Yes way, true story

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"All men have a nipple. But it doesn't mean you have to pour milk on it and pretend you're pregnant.

What sort of milk should I use

( asking for a friend)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

No waaaaaay!

Yes way, true story

Dreamworks will have to remake shrek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not true

all men don't have a cock

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

No waaaaaay!

Yes way, true story

Dreamworks will have to remake shrek

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

No waaaaaay!

Yes way, true story

Oh dear

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"But it doesn't mean you have to behave like one

And now Craig with the weather, what’s it looking like out there Craig ?!"

Lol !!!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

No waaaaaay!

Yes way, true story

Oh dear

Sad world we live in

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

No waaaaaay!

Yes way, true story

Oh dear

Sad world we live in

Isn't the ginger part of gingerbread people also Ginger shaming....best go for a Jaffa cake......or hide behind the sofa.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

No waaaaaay!

Yes way, true story

Oh dear

Sad world we live in

It is getting a bit silly yes.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don’t think it’s quite true that all men have a cock… industrial accident? Still a man?

Gingerbread men..they don't have one either

Action man ......... Ken ??? What have you uncovered ?

They call them gingerbread people now apparently because don't want to cause offence

No waaaaaay!

Yes way, true story

Oh dear

Sad world we live in

Isn't the ginger part of gingerbread people also Ginger shaming....best go for a Jaffa cake......or hide behind the sofa."

Probably can't use jaffa in the future either, will just be orange cake thing

Gingerbread men will have to be biscuit people

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

So they are in fact definitely called gingerbread biscuits in tesco now

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