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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

I get out of the left side of my bed and walk around to the right side of my bed to go out of the door.

I walk around my bed, when I enter my room, to get in on the left side again.

I don't know why I do this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To avoid climbing over those two men on the right hand side ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not comparing here!… but my dog use to do laps around the floor before settling in his spot

I can’t put anything on bottom half very well if I go left leg first.. all I can think of lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I do the same. I think it’s because, even after all these years, I still sleep on ‘my’ side of the bed

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I am not comparing here!… but my dog use to do laps around the floor before settling in his spot

I can’t put anything on bottom half very well if I go left leg first.. all I can think of lol "

My dog does that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you avoiding the wet patch OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Habit which makes it automatic. Before getting out of bed pause and think I'll get out of the right side. Do it enough times and getting out the right side will become a habit.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"To avoid climbing over those two men on the right hand side ?"

Oh I wish! More like my two dogs.

Are you volunteering?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I am not comparing here!… but my dog use to do laps around the floor before settling in his spot

I can’t put anything on bottom half very well if I go left leg first.. all I can think of lol

My dog does that! "

I'm turning into a dog

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Are you avoiding the wet patch OP? "

If there's a wet patch on the right someone is sneaking in and pissing on my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you avoiding the wet patch OP?

If there's a wet patch on the right someone is sneaking in and pissing on my bed "

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Are you avoiding the wet patch OP?

If there's a wet patch on the right someone is sneaking in and pissing on my bed

"

You again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get out of the left side of my bed and walk around to the right side of my bed to go out of the door.

I walk around my bed, when I enter my room, to get in on the left side again.

I don't know why I do this."

Have you tried getting out of bed on the right side, see how it feels?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I get out of the left side of my bed and walk around to the right side of my bed to go out of the door.

I walk around my bed, when I enter my room, to get in on the left side again.

I don't know why I do this.

Have you tried getting out of bed on the right side, see how it feels?"

I have, and it feels wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wash my towels every week, but I should, be clean when I'm using them so there should be no need for me to wash them.

Not the same thing?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Stewpid - not me, I can't even spell the word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get out of the left side of my bed and walk around to the right side of my bed to go out of the door.

I walk around my bed, when I enter my room, to get in on the left side again.

I don't know why I do this."

Is it like a one way system? Would you make someone follow the same route?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every now and again I reach down and check my cock and balls are still there, even though they have never ever deserted me, but there’s always that doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every now and again I reach down and check my cock and balls are still there, even though they have never ever deserted me, but there’s always that doubt. "

This seems even more prevalent with younger men - some keep one hand down their trousers at all times in public, or gangster rap videos.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Every now and again I reach down and check my cock and balls are still there, even though they have never ever deserted me, but there’s always that doubt.

This seems even more prevalent with younger men - some keep one hand down their trousers at all times in public, or gangster rap videos. "

Are they prone to falling off then?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I wash my towels every week, but I should, be clean when I'm using them so there should be no need for me to wash them.

Not the same thing?"

Do you drop them on the floor after though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every now and again I reach down and check my cock and balls are still there, even though they have never ever deserted me, but there’s always that doubt.

This seems even more prevalent with younger men - some keep one hand down their trousers at all times in public, or gangster rap videos. "

my ex's daughter use to watch gangster rap vids & I use to say the same thing 'they afraid things might drop off' or 'do you think they've got crabs'? She'd laugh at first, unfortunately never stopped her watching the shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every now and again I reach down and check my cock and balls are still there, even though they have never ever deserted me, but there’s always that doubt.

This seems even more prevalent with younger men - some keep one hand down their trousers at all times in public, or gangster rap videos.

Are they prone to falling off then?"

Perhaps there’s a castration complex at work ? Mind you, I’d love a detachable cock and ball but that’s another thread entirely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get out of the left side of my bed and walk around to the right side of my bed to go out of the door.

I walk around my bed, when I enter my room, to get in on the left side again.

I don't know why I do this."

I always sleep on the side furthest from the door. I also don't know why I do this

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"I get out of the left side of my bed and walk around to the right side of my bed to go out of the door.

I walk around my bed, when I enter my room, to get in on the left side again.

I don't know why I do this.

I always sleep on the side furthest from the door. I also don't know why I do this "

So you can jump out of the window if an intruder gets in?

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Every now and again I reach down and check my cock and balls are still there, even though they have never ever deserted me, but there’s always that doubt.

This seems even more prevalent with younger men - some keep one hand down their trousers at all times in public, or gangster rap videos.

Are they prone to falling off then?

Perhaps there’s a castration complex at work ? Mind you, I’d love a detachable cock and ball but that’s another thread entirely. "

I can't think of any reason why you would want to detach them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every now and again I reach down and check my cock and balls are still there, even though they have never ever deserted me, but there’s always that doubt.

This seems even more prevalent with younger men - some keep one hand down their trousers at all times in public, or gangster rap videos.

Are they prone to falling off then?

Perhaps there’s a castration complex at work ? Mind you, I’d love a detachable cock and ball but that’s another thread entirely.

I can't think of any reason why you would want to detach them "

Hmmm, I feel a thread coming on

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I put hinges onto a door I have to put the top hinge on first, I hang a lot of doors, there’s no logical reason or need to do the top one first but still I find it almost impossible to start anywhere else.

I’ve even tried to force myself to do the bottom hinge first but felt dizzy and strange as soon as I started and had to stop.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Mrs has to sleep on the side of the bed nearest the door wherever we go.

I clean my teeth with my left hand even though I am right handed.

If I set the sound level on the TV or car radio it has to be on an even number.

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"When I put hinges onto a door I have to put the top hinge on first, I hang a lot of doors, there’s no logical reason or need to do the top one first but still I find it almost impossible to start anywhere else.

I’ve even tried to force myself to do the bottom hinge first but felt dizzy and strange as soon as I started and had to stop."

I get like that with putting shoes or socks on. I have to put the left one on first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I lock a door I always pull the handle down afterwards and try to open the door to make shour it locked even though I have just locked it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Are you avoiding the wet patch OP?

If there's a wet patch on the right someone is sneaking in and pissing on my bed "

Bastards

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By *ad Nanna OP   Woman
over a year ago

East London


"Are you avoiding the wet patch OP?

If there's a wet patch on the right someone is sneaking in and pissing on my bed

Bastards"

If I catch them they'll be sorry.

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