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Why can’t 100 year olds swing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My current 18-99 year old filter is inhibiting me

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My current 18-99 year old filter is inhibiting me

Love and Peace "

It’s ok they just knock a year or 10 off like most do

First meet was couple in they mid 50s that was 10 years ago and they still in they mid 50s now

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s like the pro tennis circuit; once you reach a certain age, you progress on to the seniors circuit.

When you hit 100, there’s a code in the telegram that opens up fabswingers senior

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My current 18-99 year old filter is inhibiting me

Love and Peace

It’s ok they just knock a year or 10 off like most do

First meet was couple in they mid 50s that was 10 years ago and they still in they mid 50s now "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tony Bennett can swing, and he's 94.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s like the pro tennis circuit; once you reach a certain age, you progress on to the seniors circuit.

When you hit 100, there’s a code in the telegram that opens up fabswingers senior"

Do you still need to pay the £5er or is it like the TV license for pensioners?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tony Bennett can swing, and he's 94."

Is he still alive?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It’s like the pro tennis circuit; once you reach a certain age, you progress on to the seniors circuit.

When you hit 100, there’s a code in the telegram that opens up fabswingers senior

Do you still need to pay the £5er or is it like the TV license for pensioners? "

That’s what our £5 support is for

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Probably most things swing a lot more at 100 not out

Swinging low!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll tell you when I get there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve heard what goes on in them retirement homes. They’re all bloody at it so by opening up my filters I’m hoping to get a piece of the action

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I’m with the age trick. At 99 I’d want to stay that age forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m with the age trick. At 99 I’d want to stay that age forever "

Would you still be bang at it though?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’m with the age trick. At 99 I’d want to stay that age forever

Would you still be bang at it though? "

I’m not now so hopefully by then

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

It gets a bit embarrassing when, mid-shag, they receive the telegram from the Queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m with the age trick. At 99 I’d want to stay that age forever

Would you still be bang at it though?

I’m not now so hopefully by then "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m with the age trick. At 99 I’d want to stay that age forever

Would you still be bang at it though?

I’m not now so hopefully by then "

It’s a marathon not a sprint

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I know right!!! That’d double my target audience…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know right!!! That’d double my target audience… "

I know. I find them more enthusiastic during a meet as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you have to blow the dust and cobwebs off first??

Asking for s friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will break a hip and fab don't want sued

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If you can't find a 100 year old, will two 50 year olds do instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you have to blow the dust and cobwebs off first??

Asking for s friend!"

That’s foreplay in my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They will break a hip and fab don't want sued "

Surely Fab will get them to sign a disclaimer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you can't find a 100 year old, will two 50 year olds do instead? "

I’m not into the young un’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tony Bennett can swing, and he's 94.

Is he still alive? "

Yes. He's 94

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’m with the age trick. At 99 I’d want to stay that age forever

Would you still be bang at it though?

I’m not now so hopefully by then

It’s a marathon not a sprint "

True

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Love the idea of Fab Seniors, can we bring the joining age to anyone over 65 though.

I doubt I will survive the 18 years needed to reach 99

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love the idea of Fab Seniors, can we bring the joining age to anyone over 65 though.

I doubt I will survive the 18 years needed to reach 99 "

Of course you will. 100 is the new 50

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly off topic OP but you know the triangular road sign for older people crossing, a woman behind a man with a walking stick ? Well, why is she fisting him ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slightly off topic OP but you know the triangular road sign for older people crossing, a woman behind a man with a walking stick ? Well, why is she fisting him ?"

It’s obvious, cause all women, yes every single one of them have an obsession with sticking things up blokes arses. Plus they get worse as they get older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly off topic OP but you know the triangular road sign for older people crossing, a woman behind a man with a walking stick ? Well, why is she fisting him ?

It’s obvious, cause all women, yes every single one of them have an obsession with sticking things up blokes arses. Plus they get worse as they get older "

Fisting and a free tv licence, happy days !

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I once did a search just for 99 yr olds, to see if there were any. There were quite a few, all with pics of 20-30somethings who were clearly just avoiding being spammed by the masses on age filters.

It did make me wonder though, when these people have a birthday, does their account just disappear in a puff of mothballs?

C

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

They don’t have the strength in their legs to push off the ground

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,


"They don’t have the strength in their legs to push off the ground"

You don't have to wait to be 99 for that to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once did a search just for 99 yr olds, to see if there were any. There were quite a few, all with pics of 20-30somethings who were clearly just avoiding being spammed by the masses on age filters.

It did make me wonder though, when these people have a birthday, does their account just disappear in a puff of mothballs?

C"

Exactly, I don’t want them to disappear with having at least one more fumble

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