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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Oddly the forums are filling up with threads about absolutely nothing, so to preserve a bit of headspace, fill this thread up with your abstract thoughts, badinage, self aggrandisement, quips and anything else that you fancy…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His tits are rotating at quite a speed around your idea biscuits for the chin strap bobble hats.

You are as always a Southern puffin X

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I wonder who would be the first to be burnt at the stake as a witch if we were all transported back 500 years in time.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."

Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I wonder who would be the first to be burnt at the stake as a witch if we were all transported back 500 years in time. "

Anyone who can do close up magic will be for it

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"His tits are rotating at quite a speed around your idea biscuits for the chin strap bobble hats.

You are as always a Southern puffin X"

*nods sagely*

Fwibble

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!

I lick

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."

I’m more of a spooner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."

Depends if the yogurt is watery or creamy

If it’s creamy then lick if it’s watery and needs mixed then I just bin the lid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a very odd day went to work for like all of about 6 minutes and then done nothing productive all day about to oder a pizza and go to bed

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!

I lick

Is that a standalone statement or in relation to yoghurt pots?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!

I lick

Is that a standalone statement or in relation to yoghurt pots? "

. Both

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!

I lick

Me too it's the only sensible way.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Bums

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

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Well said

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Well said"

I knew you’d like it

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!

I lick

Me too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Wish my ex would stop messaging me and saying she's sorry and wishes she could make it up to me because she feels bad

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

For the record I don’t eat yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish my ex would stop messaging me and saying she's sorry and wishes she could make it up to me because she feels bad

Does she know you're on here? If not, tell her, that'll do it!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."

Neither. I hold it for the cat to lick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new glasses make everything look wonky

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.” ? John Green, Looking for Alaska

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"My new glasses make everything look wonky

Even my junk?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Wish my ex would stop messaging me and saying she's sorry and wishes she could make it up to me because she feels bad

Does she know you're on here? If not, tell her, that'll do it!"

She's knows and it changes nothing, she misses me but should have thought about that before ruining my life. Wants me as a friend but I can't have her in my life at all anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose are red

Ice cream is vanilla

An Andean Rat

Is called a chinchilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."

I’m a lid-licker, for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

I’m a lid-licker, for sure

Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

I’m a lid-licker, for sure

Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?

And super-creamy! Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new glasses make everything look wonky

Even my junk?

Yes, it’s currently growing out of your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Of course I did!” He said, then he turned me into a flea!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"My new glasses make everything look wonky

Even my junk?

Yes, it’s currently growing out of your ear

That means I can really head fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone keeps posting ‘KFC or Maccies?’ as a status and replaces it every 10 minutes with the same status. I think she’s malfunctioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My new glasses make everything look wonky

Even my junk?

Yes, it’s currently growing out of your ear

That means I can really head fuck you

Ummm, well that’s a new way of doing it

. Ima bit scared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish my ex would stop messaging me and saying she's sorry and wishes she could make it up to me because she feels bad

Does she know you're on here? If not, tell her, that'll do it!

She's knows and it changes nothing, she misses me but should have thought about that before ruining my life. Wants me as a friend but I can't have her in my life at all anymore "

Then I'm shit out of ideas for you brother! Don't envy you that challenge.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Wish my ex would stop messaging me and saying she's sorry and wishes she could make it up to me because she feels bad

Does she know you're on here? If not, tell her, that'll do it!

She's knows and it changes nothing, she misses me but should have thought about that before ruining my life. Wants me as a friend but I can't have her in my life at all anymore

Then I'm shit out of ideas for you brother! Don't envy you that challenge.

She's currently given up messaging me but will probably do it again next week. If she really wants to make it up to me then she could give me back the money she still owes me so I can then just block her completely

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"My new glasses make everything look wonky

Even my junk?

Yes, it’s currently growing out of your ear

That means I can really head fuck you

Ummm, well that’s a new way of doing it

. Ima bit scared."

Don't worry, I can be really gentle

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Why don’t they do a dairy milk with just raisins… they do fruit and nut, just nut but not just fruit. It’s just not on.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Someone keeps posting ‘KFC or Maccies?’ as a status and replaces it every 10 minutes with the same status. I think she’s malfunctioned."

She definitely has.

It should always be KFC

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Why don’t they do a dairy milk with just raisins… they do fruit and nut, just nut but not just fruit. It’s just not on. "

Because they’re cruel.

Also because we’re British and can’t grasp the concept of just nice things, so have to sabotage them

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Bananas are the instruments of Satan.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Bananas are the instruments of Satan. "

What noise do they make?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone keeps posting ‘KFC or Maccies?’ as a status and replaces it every 10 minutes with the same status. I think she’s malfunctioned.

She definitely has.

It should always be KFC"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bananas are the instruments of Satan.

What noise do they make? "

Do yours not let out a little sigh when you peel them?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Bananas are the instruments of Satan.

What noise do they make?

Do yours not let out a little sigh when you peel them?

Sadly not! Hardly instrumental though.

Unless that’s the issue, that they’re just not loud enough? Truly diabolical!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

I’m a lid-licker, for sure

Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?

And super-creamy! Yum

Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

I’m a lid-licker, for sure

Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?

And super-creamy! Yum

Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure

**makes mental note to keep my plate away from J105**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

I’m a lid-licker, for sure

Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?

And super-creamy! Yum

Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure

**makes mental note to keep my plate away from J105**"

Its ok....your plate is safe - Im strictly an own plate licker

Although I could be tempted by some secret mutual own plate licking

Is that kinky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lick yogurt lids. And then I use a spoon on them ... I'm a freak I guess.

Sometimes I wonder how we end up being so different from each other and yet how we can be so connected too. We try so hard to be part of a people and also to exclude others from being part of our people. even if your people are all antisocial and isolated, people who believe this will group together.

They things we choose to separate us from others can be so random. Hair colour, skin colour, your sports team blah blah blah.

It's so random when you step back and look at it

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."
that'll be me...

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!

I lick

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I'm a licker too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If some confectioners were willing

To let the shape announce the filling

We’d encounter few assorted chocs

Bitten into and returned to the box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

I’m a lid-licker, for sure

Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?

And super-creamy! Yum

Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure

**makes mental note to keep my plate away from J105**

Its ok....your plate is safe - Im strictly an own plate licker

Although I could be tempted by some secret mutual own plate licking

Is that kinky?"

Phew! I thought I was going to have to ask you to step outside so we can settle this matter like men.

Plate-licking kinks? Well it certainly sounds appetising. *badumm-tsshhh* I’m here all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

I’m a lid-licker, for sure

Efficient, tasty and mildly erotic - what’s not to lick, I mean like ?

And super-creamy! Yum

Every now and again, I'll lick a plate but only if no one is looking. Its like a secret guilty pleasure

**makes mental note to keep my plate away from J105**

Its ok....your plate is safe - Im strictly an own plate licker

Although I could be tempted by some secret mutual own plate licking

Is that kinky?

Phew! I thought I was going to have to ask you to step outside so we can settle this matter like men.

Plate-licking kinks? Well it certainly sounds appetising. *badumm-tsshhh* I’m here all week.

So you like it outside? Well it is Summer

I was worried that the plate licking kink might be too dirty for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!

I lick

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon.

Why? Why would anyone do that? That’s just gross!

I lick

Me too

YOLLS - Yogurt Lid Lickers Society

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you pull it through slowly then it turns red so if you push it back quickly you'd expect orange but no ...... no

instead it's twisted and is actually lime green ...... like the orangutan was.... the one on the tightrope

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If you pull it through slowly then it turns red so if you push it back quickly you'd expect orange but no ...... no

instead it's twisted and is actually lime green ...... like the orangutan was.... the one on the tightrope"

That throws me every time!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’ve always been curious about the percentage of people who lick their yogurt pot lids clean verses those that use a spoon."

No licking. Nope. No. I will confiscate anyone’s yogurt who is caught lid licking. Put it in the bin you mucky pups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do often wonder if these ‘meet now’ status types ever actually get a flurry of people able to meet them then and there? As if there’s 100 people out there, sitting on their sofas, freshly showered and all dolled up, waiting on the off chance that some random from the Internet is going to summon them?

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