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How many Wotsits long is your junk?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you're a woman just see how many you can cram in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're a woman just see how many you can cram in."

Wouldnt they melt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure they are all one standardised size ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're a woman just see how many you can cram in.

Wouldnt they melt? "

An expert I see.

What was your high score?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure they are all one standardised size ? "

We've already established that a Wotsit is the new global standard unit. Possibly for everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure they are all one standardised size ?

We've already established that a Wotsit is the new global standard unit. Possibly for everything.

"

Who is "we"? Who sponsors this research. Apart from wotstheirname smelly snack maker?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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0.5Ws.

The acidic pH of my vagina means it quickly dissolved but I definitely got half of one up there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"Nurse, give him 12 Wotsits of insulin, stat"

"It's pretty hot today - reckon it must be 128 Wotsits"

"It was the biggest earthquake ever recorded at 1.5 Wotsits"

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I use a wotsit instead of a sky remote and still come up short

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"0.5Ws.

The acidic pH of my vagina means it quickly dissolved but I definitely got half of one up there."

To be fair I've heard that vaj melts through vibrators quicker than a hot knife through a Wotsit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure they are all one standardised size ?

We've already established that a Wotsit is the new global standard unit. Possibly for everything.

Who is "we"? Who sponsors this research. Apart from wotstheirname smelly snack maker?"

Ssshhh... This is a sponsored post.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Wouldn't chipsticks be easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm... can I have another 6 pack please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure they are all one standardised size ?

We've already established that a Wotsit is the new global standard unit. Possibly for everything.

Who is "we"? Who sponsors this research. Apart from wotstheirname smelly snack maker?

Ssshhh... This is a sponsored post."

I reckon you need eleven wotsits to shush me. mouth full.

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

*itches at the thought*

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"*itches at the thought* "

You’re itching to try it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

The giant flamin hot ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why Wotsits???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know you live in the sticks when you've never seen either a giant Wotsit or a flaming hot Wotsit.

I would devour 1 million flaming hot Wotsits (that's equivalent to at least 674 decibels).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why Wotsits??? "

Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I'd have the balance to keep them on as I'm loading up...

Safest thing to do, is wait until there's a suitable enough sample size of savoury snack filled vagine of diffent 'volume', and one by one, find the right fit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why Wotsits???

Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea."

What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones

Pringles could be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know you live in the sticks when you've never seen either a giant Wotsit or a flaming hot Wotsit.

I would devour 1 million flaming hot Wotsits (that's equivalent to at least 674 decibels)."

Flaming hot and sizzling steak are the norm in home bargains wiltshire!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why Wotsits???

Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea.

What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones

Pringles could be good"

I couldn't endorse Frazzles - Frazzle burps are the worst.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I don't think I'd have the balance to keep them on as I'm loading up...

Safest thing to do, is wait until there's a suitable enough sample size of savoury snack filled vagine of diffent 'volume', and one by one, find the right fit...

"

You could try the twisted cheeto ones

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Reminds me of a joke. In this thread you'll guess the punchline.

Man goes to the doctors,says help me my cock is orange. Dr looks and sure enough it's bright orange. Alarmed,the doc runs loads of tests. Comes up with nothing. Says to the guy, do you work with chemicals?

Guy says no, I'm unemployed.

Doc says, so what do you do all day? Guy says, nothing, I just sit around all day watching porn and eating wotsits.

Also works for quavers and a yellow cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why Wotsits???

Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea.

What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones

Pringles could be good

I couldn't endorse Frazzles - Frazzle burps are the worst."

You wouldn't have that issue if you shove 'em up your vajoojoo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know you live in the sticks when you've never seen either a giant Wotsit or a flaming hot Wotsit.

I would devour 1 million flaming hot Wotsits (that's equivalent to at least 674 decibels).

Flaming hot and sizzling steak are the norm in home bargains wiltshire!"

If they're not in the Sainsburys down the road from me I'm never going to see them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why Wotsits???

Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea.

What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones

Pringles could be good

I couldn't endorse Frazzles - Frazzle burps are the worst.

You wouldn't have that issue if you shove 'em up your vajoojoo!

"

Frazzle queef?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Reminds me of a joke. In this thread you'll guess the punchline.

Man goes to the doctors,says help me my cock is orange. Dr looks and sure enough it's bright orange. Alarmed,the doc runs loads of tests. Comes up with nothing. Says to the guy, do you work with chemicals?

Guy says no, I'm unemployed.

Doc says, so what do you do all day? Guy says, nothing, I just sit around all day watching porn and eating wotsits.

Also works for quavers and a yellow cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What flavour we talking? I recon more cheese ones crammed up there, than flaming hot giant fuckers.... id pronably get one of them and then a cold Bath for a few hours!

Also...in or out the packet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why Wotsits???

Nobody liked my Scampi Fry idea.

What about Frazzles? Thing is to make the data collected valid the snack needs to be of a uniform size....No misbits or broken ones

Pringles could be good

I couldn't endorse Frazzles - Frazzle burps are the worst.

You wouldn't have that issue if you shove 'em up your vajoojoo!

Frazzle queef?"

I do not queef I'll have you know

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Wouldn't chipsticks be easier "

See your thinking but surely the curve of the wotsit is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also...in or out the packet??"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm loving the direction this is going.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”

Too far?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”

Too far?"

Never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”

Too far?"

Prawn crackers are far too good to shove up me vajoo

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”

Too far?

Prawn crackers are far too good to shove up me vajoo "

I know they are little boats of happiness

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”

Too far?

Prawn crackers are far too good to shove up me vajoo

I know they are little boats of happiness "

Prawn crackers or foofs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”

Too far?

Prawn crackers are far too good to shove up me vajoo

I know they are little boats of happiness "

Specially when they are covered in sweet and sour sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know they are little boats of happiness

Specially when they are covered in sweet and sour sauce "

Wrong thread! the put two weird things together thread is that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know they are little boats of happiness

Specially when they are covered in sweet and sour sauce

Wrong thread! the put two weird things together thread is that way "

Pipe down short stuff...nothing weird about sweet and sour or prawn crackers

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Wotsits are not conducive to a happy vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrong thread! the put two weird things together thread is that way

Pipe down short stuff...nothing weird about sweet and sour or prawn crackers "

Short stuff!!! Haven't even got any Wotsits out of the bag yet; results aren't in! (but well spotted )

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Boss level challenge should be Prawn Crackers. Think “breaking the breach”

Too far?

Prawn crackers are far too good to shove up me vajoo

I know they are little boats of happiness

Prawn crackers or foofs? "

Prawn crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrong thread! the put two weird things together thread is that way

Pipe down short stuff...nothing weird about sweet and sour or prawn crackers

Short stuff!!! Haven't even got any Wotsits out of the bag yet; results aren't in! (but well spotted )"

I appreciate that you are in fact two inches taller than me, however

shortsuff stands

And yes, Wotsits are incomparable to Prawn Crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They keep falling off.

Now I have an orange penis.

My fingers taste nice though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I’ve just ate all my wotsits earlier. How else can I measure … hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But warning men of fab dont fuck a pringle tube uf it had salt and vinegar once living in it its bad juju

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

My fish

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