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Sniffin' Undercrackers......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

All those that would ...... line up over there.....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm pointing to the line Crumpster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red card x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I'm pointing to the line Crumpster. "

Well done little helper elf .... me too. I'm nowhere near the line !

Me nose hairs would singe.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Red card x"

Stop lying and get in line.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

In my defence I only do it after the first week, to see if I can get another week out of them

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Red card x

Stop lying and get in line."

Remember them little tickets you got at Asda cheese counter.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"In my defence I only do it after the first week, to see if I can get another week out of them "

Be careful! Don't do what I did and get them stuck to your beard sprouts. Those bristles are like barbed fishing hooks

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"In my defence I only do it after the first week, to see if I can get another week out of them "

Is that Mr. Undercrackers on wearability or Mrs. Undercracker on minimising the washload ?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Its not just underroos, I found this a while back

“Since pheromones have such strong matchmaking abilities, people often try to use them to find partners. Recently, the pop science of pheromones has been coopted by creative and resourceful millennials looking for love. Pheromone parties are a new sort of speed dating, in which a three-day-old shirt is the tool used to make a love connection.

Attendees arrive with their used shirts in plastic bags, which are assigned numbers and scattered around the party. At their own pace, they then go around sniffing each of the bags to identify their ideal partners based on smell. Though parties like these have a distinctly modern feel, the idea of strategically using pheromones to find a partner is nothing new”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn them inside out and backwards.. that's a month there

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Knowing my luck i'd fall in lust with the bagged shirt of violent Neanderthal with halitosis and a small cock

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Turn them inside out and backwards.. that's a month there"

Please face the wind when the shit is forward facing ........ okay!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"In my defence I only do it after the first week, to see if I can get another week out of them

Be careful! Don't do what I did and get them stuck to your beard sprouts. Those bristles are like barbed fishing hooks "

I use that as a time saving hair removal method

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"In my defence I only do it after the first week, to see if I can get another week out of them

Be careful! Don't do what I did and get them stuck to your beard sprouts. Those bristles are like barbed fishing hooks

I use that as a time saving hair removal method "

You fucking genius

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"In my defence I only do it after the first week, to see if I can get another week out of them

Is that Mr. Undercrackers on wearability or Mrs. Undercracker on minimising the washload ?

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Bit of both really.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"In my defence I only do it after the first week, to see if I can get another week out of them

Be careful! Don't do what I did and get them stuck to your beard sprouts. Those bristles are like barbed fishing hooks

I use that as a time saving hair removal method

You fucking genius "

I'm going to write in to My Weekly with this as a life hack.

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

Pack it in there all coming up my end according to my local up dates !! Revenge is sweet

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Knowing my luck i'd fall in lust with the bagged shirt of violent Neanderthal with halitosis and a small cock "

Bagged shirts aren’t my thing so you are safe

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Knowing my luck i'd fall in lust with the bagged shirt of violent Neanderthal with halitosis and a small cock

Bagged shirts aren’t my thing so you are safe "

BLOTD x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone’s skiddies or just your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, no, no, no!

The underwear threads are seriously lacking in phwaar factor today!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, no, no, no!

The underwear threads are seriously lacking in phwaar factor today!!"

But there making up in urgh factor

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"No, no, no, no!

The underwear threads are seriously lacking in phwaar factor today!!

But there making up in urgh factor "

*takes bow*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, no, no, no!

The underwear threads are seriously lacking in phwaar factor today!!

But there making up in urgh factor

*takes bow*"

Always remember...yellow at the front brown at the back...

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