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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an awesome dogging meet tonight and still buzzing.

Mrs x

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By *llgudfunMan
over a year ago

coventry

Alarm call out for work

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

Just finished work. In an Uber on the way home.

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By *olmateMan
over a year ago

west mids

Just fixed laptop it's fan got noisey, hahaha

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing


"Had an awesome dogging meet tonight and still buzzing.

Mrs x"

Sharing is caring. What happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had an awesome dogging meet tonight and still buzzing.

Mrs x

Sharing is caring. What happened. "

Just a great gangbang. Amazing night x

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

Conwy

I'm cooking my tea

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’m in hospital and on a noisy ward

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Had an awesome dogging meet tonight and still buzzing.

Mrs x

Sharing is caring. What happened.

Just a great gangbang. Amazing night x"

Beats a fucking onion packing plant

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By *mids21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Just having a look around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had an awesome dogging meet tonight and still buzzing.

Mrs x

Sharing is caring. What happened.

Just a great gangbang. Amazing night x

Beats a fucking onion packing plant "

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By *ongueFkYouMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Been drinking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in hospital and on a noisy ward "

Hope you're ok xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home "

What have you been up too

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I’m in hospital and on a noisy ward

Hope you're ok xx"

Thanks hopefully find out later today.

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By *olmateMan
over a year ago

west mids

Can I help!

Jnr doc here

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im watching porn and trying to organise a meet for tomoroow x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too warm to sleep

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By *ixedMan
over a year ago

blackley, manchester

Can’t sleep horn

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Can I help!

Jnr doc here

Xxx"

I’m having a miserable time but the staff are great managed to find me some ear plugs. However they’re not the best but at least they’re something.

It’s to do with my heart, so further tests later at another hospital.

Hope to get out of here before the game on Saturday

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By *azza12Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

To busy having a little perv on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer .... jagerbombs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to bed at like 2pm and up at 9.30pm bubble world life lol

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By *olmateMan
over a year ago

west mids


"Can I help!

Jnr doc here

Xxx

I’m having a miserable time but the staff are great managed to find me some ear plugs. However they’re not the best but at least they’re something.

It’s to do with my heart, so further tests later at another hospital.

Hope to get out of here before the game on Saturday "

Is it tachycardia or arrhythmia?

Are you going to be under observation for 24hrs? You must be if you are there with complaints of pain!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Can I help!

Jnr doc here

Xxx

I’m having a miserable time but the staff are great managed to find me some ear plugs. However they’re not the best but at least they’re something.

It’s to do with my heart, so further tests later at another hospital.

Hope to get out of here before the game on Saturday

Is it tachycardia or arrhythmia?

Are you going to be under observation for 24hrs? You must be if you are there with complaints of pain!"

Pain in my chest Wednesday morning, high blood pressure and some issues found in my blood. I see a cardiac Dr later today after that they’re doing some tests, they told me they have to treat me as if I had a heart attack but it could be something else. Either way he (the Dr) wasn’t happy to let me go home so it looks like they do want to keep me under observation and check my blood pressure etc..

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By *olmateMan
over a year ago

west mids


"Can I help!

Jnr doc here

Xxx

I’m having a miserable time but the staff are great managed to find me some ear plugs. However they’re not the best but at least they’re something.

It’s to do with my heart, so further tests later at another hospital.

Hope to get out of here before the game on Saturday

Is it tachycardia or arrhythmia?

Are you going to be under observation for 24hrs? You must be if you are there with complaints of pain!

Pain in my chest Wednesday morning, high blood pressure and some issues found in my blood. I see a cardiac Dr later today after that they’re doing some tests, they told me they have to treat me as if I had a heart attack but it could be something else. Either way he (the Dr) wasn’t happy to let me go home so it looks like they do want to keep me under observation and check my blood pressure etc.."

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Simple answer .... jagerbombs "

Top bombing!

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By *olmateMan
over a year ago

west mids

I'm recieved that you are kept under observation....

Did they performed troponin test on you, when you complaint about chest pain?

Are you on any betablockers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sleep is whack, usually manage 2 to 3 hours then up for a few then out for a few more, perimenopause maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because ugly witch called insomnia creeped up on me again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a browse

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Because ugly witch called insomnia creeped up on me again. "

You really came here looking for Jim so you could learn random facts in history on this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because ugly witch called insomnia creeped up on me again.

You really came here looking for Jim so you could learn random facts in history on this day "

False..

I knew he wasn't on

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By *xxpleasureMan
over a year ago

manchester

Just got home from 2 hour drive after being ghosted. Meet arranged then no reply on arrival!

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Because ugly witch called insomnia creeped up on me again.

You really came here looking for Jim so you could learn random facts in history on this day

False..

I knew he wasn't on "

Now you’re up you can find some random historical facts on his behalf so his nocturnal thread fan club aren’t disappointed

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire


"I'm recieved that you are kept under observation....

Did they performed troponin test on you, when you complaint about chest pain?

Are you on any betablockers?"

Troponin test

They gave me medication one a needle in the stomach, the others in little cups.

To be honest I was sat around for hours, blood taken, ekg test, X-ray of my chest (that was fine) it’s the blood work and high blood pressure he’s concerned about, that has landed me in this ward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home from 2 hour drive after being ghosted. Meet arranged then no reply on arrival! "

O no! Sorry dude, I had a no show the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because ugly witch called insomnia creeped up on me again.

You really came here looking for Jim so you could learn random facts in history on this day

False..

I knew he wasn't on

Now you’re up you can find some random historical facts on his behalf so his nocturnal thread fan club aren’t disappointed "

Im good thanks. My mind is occupied enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home from 2 hour drive after being ghosted. Meet arranged then no reply on arrival! "

Sorry to hear that

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Just got home from 2 hour drive after being ghosted. Meet arranged then no reply on arrival! "

That’s lower than shark shit….karma will catch up on them….sorry that’s happened to you

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Because ugly witch called insomnia creeped up on me again.

You really came here looking for Jim so you could learn random facts in history on this day

False..

I knew he wasn't on

Now you’re up you can find some random historical facts on his behalf so his nocturnal thread fan club aren’t disappointed

Im good thanks. My mind is occupied enough. "

Well you could at least shake your tits and give them some overtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because ugly witch called insomnia creeped up on me again.

You really came here looking for Jim so you could learn random facts in history on this day

False..

I knew he wasn't on

Now you’re up you can find some random historical facts on his behalf so his nocturnal thread fan club aren’t disappointed

Im good thanks. My mind is occupied enough.

Well you could at least shake your tits and give them some overtime "

I just had an realisation that I'm bit NO person tonight..

I'll shall be quiet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse? "

I'm always up late regardless of what I'm doing, my routine has gone to shit the past two years. Iv just plonked my self in bed and came to check fab, then I'll dose off to an audio book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working till 6 then gym till 9 then repeat again Friday night live such a rock and roll lifestyle

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Slept in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilling out with cat outside. My rabbit says hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

I'm always up late regardless of what I'm doing, my routine has gone to shit the past two years. Iv just plonked my self in bed and came to check fab, then I'll dose off to an audio book "

My routine has too...what audiobook I usually listen to podcasts or compliations of say bill burr carl pilkington

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m just rebellious, innit

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Good question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse? "

Do you get free onions?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Just struggling to sleep tonight so back on the sofa watching a bit of TV!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?"

Maybe he is Shrek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

I'm always up late regardless of what I'm doing, my routine has gone to shit the past two years. Iv just plonked my self in bed and came to check fab, then I'll dose off to an audio book

My routine has too...what audiobook I usually listen to podcasts or compliations of say bill burr carl pilkington "

It's a pain, but then since covid iv not had much to get up for in the sense of work so why should I be bound by the moon and the sun, I'll go bed when I'm tired I have fuck all particularly important to do before 15:00

P.s in terms of podcasts I always check Joe rogans, he has interesting guests, and Steve,os podcast with his dad yesterday was good, first one of his iv listened to all the way through.

I listen to all kinds of audio book p manly Hall, or the kybalion hemetic teachings, or Allan Watts. Carl jung, the art of war, or a YouTube channel academy of ideas, plus loads more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just rebellious, innit "

Stop it you sound scary. Put the road man back I'n the box young man.

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

Maybe he is Shrek"

Shrek Yerbouti

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?"

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Working till 6 then gym till 9 then repeat again Friday night live such a rock and roll lifestyle "

I only do Monday to Thursday night so every weekend is a long weekend….I planned that well

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I needed a wee

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I needed a wee "

Happens at your age

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I needed a wee

Happens at your age "

So true, OnionBoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarms set for 4, women early with morning horn and wood, unable to get back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

Maybe he is Shrek

Shrek Yerbouti "

Ha! It fits

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Of to work x

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By *ambofkMan
over a year ago

Hamilton

Just too hot to sleep so looking for a good flirty chat here instead x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them "

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I needed a wee

Happens at your age

So true, OnionBoy

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Wicked, wicked…..onions is massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Of to work x"

Noooo!

My neighbour will in about 15 mins, I couldn't imagine it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals."

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Of to work x"

Have a fantastic Friday at work! Then it’s the weekend

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Insomnia plus the warmth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I needed a wee "

O I hate that!

Do you find yourself negotiating with yourself how long you go trying to hold onto the sleep?

Sometimes I'll keep my eyes closed go, almost like an act of defiance

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I needed a wee

O I hate that!

Do you find yourself negotiating with yourself how long you go trying to hold onto the sleep?

Sometimes I'll keep my eyes closed go, almost like an act of defiance"

Haha so glad it’s not just me doing this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

Maybe he is Shrek"

Was shrek an onion specialist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently For some reason my body/mind has decided 3am is an acceptable time to wake up

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

Maybe he is Shrek

Was shrek an onion specialist? "

I’ve no idea but I’m definitely not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile. "

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I needed a wee

Happens at your age

So true, OnionBoy

Wicked, wicked…..onions is massive "

Now i heard that as an old rave shout, would I be correct?

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!"

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I needed a wee

O I hate that!

Do you find yourself negotiating with yourself how long you go trying to hold onto the sleep?

Sometimes I'll keep my eyes closed go, almost like an act of defiance

Haha so glad it’s not just me doing this! "

What needing a wee or acts of defiance

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I needed a wee

O I hate that!

Do you find yourself negotiating with yourself how long you go trying to hold onto the sleep?

Sometimes I'll keep my eyes closed go, almost like an act of defiance

Haha so glad it’s not just me doing this!

What needing a wee or acts of defiance "

Acts of defiance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile. "

I'd liken myself more to a shallot

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I needed a wee

Happens at your age

So true, OnionBoy

Wicked, wicked…..onions is massive

Now i heard that as an old rave shout, would I be correct?"

Close….it was a song that went ‘wicked wicked, junglist massive’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently For some reason my body/mind has decided 3am is an acceptable time to wake up"

Thats how it started for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I needed a wee

Happens at your age

So true, OnionBoy

Wicked, wicked…..onions is massive

Now i heard that as an old rave shout, would I be correct?

Close….it was a song that went ‘wicked wicked, junglist massive’ "

That's the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I needed a wee

Happens at your age

So true, OnionBoy

Wicked, wicked…..onions is massive

Now i heard that as an old rave shout, would I be correct?

Close….it was a song that went ‘wicked wicked, junglist massive’ "

Big up the massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I needed a wee

Happens at your age

So true, OnionBoy

Wicked, wicked…..onions is massive

Now i heard that as an old rave shout, would I be correct?

Close….it was a song that went ‘wicked wicked, junglist massive’

Big up the massive"

Innnsideeeeeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently For some reason my body/mind has decided 3am is an acceptable time to wake up

Thats how it started for me"

Sleeps over rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them "

What about shallots and spring onions?

What variety of onions do they bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently For some reason my body/mind has decided 3am is an acceptable time to wake up

Thats how it started for me

Sleeps over rated "

Bloody isn't!

Mental and emotions wellbeing counts on it!

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Recently For some reason my body/mind has decided 3am is an acceptable time to wake up

Thats how it started for me

Sleeps over rated "

Get yourself over to Ladybird’s for a rave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I needed a wee

O I hate that!

Do you find yourself negotiating with yourself how long you go trying to hold onto the sleep?

Sometimes I'll keep my eyes closed go, almost like an act of defiance

Haha so glad it’s not just me doing this!

What needing a wee or acts of defiance

Acts of defiance "

Do you get annoyed when you have the wee dream alarm?

I do, in my wee dream i start argueing that I know this is my body telling me to wake up and pee but for goodness sake!

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

What about shallots and spring onions?

What variety of onions do they bag?"

They do shallots but not spring onions. Mostly it’s red, white, brown and Spanish sweet onions plus garlic, smoked garlic and then all the organic variations of everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives "

I need to know more!

Why? What? How?

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I needed a wee

O I hate that!

Do you find yourself negotiating with yourself how long you go trying to hold onto the sleep?

Sometimes I'll keep my eyes closed go, almost like an act of defiance

Haha so glad it’s not just me doing this!

What needing a wee or acts of defiance

Acts of defiance

Do you get annoyed when you have the wee dream alarm?

I do, in my wee dream i start argueing that I know this is my body telling me to wake up and pee but for goodness sake!"

Yeah I start convincing myself I’ll sleep through it and then think I might not and that wouldn’t be good so it’s a dilemma that goes on for a while before I resign myself that I’ll do it but stay as asleep as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently For some reason my body/mind has decided 3am is an acceptable time to wake up

Thats how it started for me

Sleeps over rated

Bloody isn't!

Mental and emotions wellbeing counts on it!"

True… been feeling good recently that’s the strange thing

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives

I need to know more!

Why? What? How?"

They’re smaller so they don’t pull up as tightly in the nets and they drop a lot more shale which the machines don’t like so my nights are busier when they pack them

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over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

What about shallots and spring onions?

What variety of onions do they bag?

They do shallots but not spring onions. Mostly it’s red, white, brown and Spanish sweet onions plus garlic, smoked garlic and then all the organic variations of everything "

O my word! Garlic too! Elephant bulb garlic?

And you don't take any home!

Or would that be stealing?

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

What about shallots and spring onions?

What variety of onions do they bag?

They do shallots but not spring onions. Mostly it’s red, white, brown and Spanish sweet onions plus garlic, smoked garlic and then all the organic variations of everything

O my word! Garlic too! Elephant bulb garlic?

And you don't take any home!

Or would that be stealing? "

I haven’t seen elephant garlic here, just regular and smoked….the smoked garlic does go home when they have it. We can take some within reason but not take the piss obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently For some reason my body/mind has decided 3am is an acceptable time to wake up

Thats how it started for me

Sleeps over rated

Bloody isn't!

Mental and emotions wellbeing counts on it!

True… been feeling good recently that’s the strange thing "

Enjoy it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives "

Crikey, not what I heard from the grapevine. Word is the red grapes are cheering for the brown onions, and the white grapes are cheering for the red onions, this caused the red onions to dislike the red grapes, and the brown onions to dislike the white grapes, but they are mainstream them grapes so I.dont belive a word they are saying. Its the independent banannas that are much more trust worthy, I thought before one shot up my arse, and the kewis are calling the war between the red onions, and the red grapes racism!

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

Honestly no clue, kinda horny, kinda bored.

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By *adyx4Woman
over a year ago

Durham

Sleep disorders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently For some reason my body/mind has decided 3am is an acceptable time to wake up

Thats how it started for me

Sleeps over rated

Get yourself over to Ladybird’s for a rave "

She won't even let me in her profile, let alone in attendance to her rave

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Recently For some reason my body/mind has decided 3am is an acceptable time to wake up

Thats how it started for me

Sleeps over rated

Get yourself over to Ladybird’s for a rave

She won't even let me in her profile, let alone in attendance to her rave "

Tell her you’ve brought onions and you’re in

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives

Crikey, not what I heard from the grapevine. Word is the red grapes are cheering for the brown onions, and the white grapes are cheering for the red onions, this caused the red onions to dislike the red grapes, and the brown onions to dislike the white grapes, but they are mainstream them grapes so I.dont belive a word they are saying. Its the independent banannas that are much more trust worthy, I thought before one shot up my arse, and the kewis are calling the war between the red onions, and the red grapes racism!"

This was made into a motion picture called The Grape Escape. Compelling viewing if you’re a reds fan

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Not long got in so having a quick perv before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives

Crikey, not what I heard from the grapevine. Word is the red grapes are cheering for the brown onions, and the white grapes are cheering for the red onions, this caused the red onions to dislike the red grapes, and the brown onions to dislike the white grapes, but they are mainstream them grapes so I.dont belive a word they are saying. Its the independent banannas that are much more trust worthy, I thought before one shot up my arse, and the kewis are calling the war between the red onions, and the red grapes racism!

This was made into a motion picture called The Grape Escape. Compelling viewing if you’re a reds fan "

the grape escape, I'll be sueing for royaltys

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives

Crikey, not what I heard from the grapevine. Word is the red grapes are cheering for the brown onions, and the white grapes are cheering for the red onions, this caused the red onions to dislike the red grapes, and the brown onions to dislike the white grapes, but they are mainstream them grapes so I.dont belive a word they are saying. Its the independent banannas that are much more trust worthy, I thought before one shot up my arse, and the kewis are calling the war between the red onions, and the red grapes racism!

This was made into a motion picture called The Grape Escape. Compelling viewing if you’re a reds fan

the grape escape, I'll be sueing for royaltys"

I’ve got the backing of the onion union

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives

Crikey, not what I heard from the grapevine. Word is the red grapes are cheering for the brown onions, and the white grapes are cheering for the red onions, this caused the red onions to dislike the red grapes, and the brown onions to dislike the white grapes, but they are mainstream them grapes so I.dont belive a word they are saying. Its the independent banannas that are much more trust worthy, I thought before one shot up my arse, and the kewis are calling the war between the red onions, and the red grapes racism!

This was made into a motion picture called The Grape Escape. Compelling viewing if you’re a reds fan

the grape escape, I'll be sueing for royaltys"

Brown onion would still kick red onions ass, reds can't hold onto thier skin for 5 mins...op says problematic...and a shallot would kick both their asses... at the same time, bruce lee style!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives

Crikey, not what I heard from the grapevine. Word is the red grapes are cheering for the brown onions, and the white grapes are cheering for the red onions, this caused the red onions to dislike the red grapes, and the brown onions to dislike the white grapes, but they are mainstream them grapes so I.dont belive a word they are saying. Its the independent banannas that are much more trust worthy, I thought before one shot up my arse, and the kewis are calling the war between the red onions, and the red grapes racism!

This was made into a motion picture called The Grape Escape. Compelling viewing if you’re a reds fan

the grape escape, I'll be sueing for royaltys

I’ve got the backing of the onion union "

We will see how they feel once I let the onion out of the bag, and let them all know you have been the one throwing them in there!

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By *ounger seeking helpMan
over a year ago

Wednesbury

You both forgot about the lethal leek hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You both forgot about the lethal leek hahah"

Nah he got locked away ages ago for been to lethal. After cocky carrot stuck his stem in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You both forgot about the lethal leek hahah"

We did didnt we!

to be fair the leek is hardly lethal, more lethargic,much more the chilled out hippy in the allium group so is easy to overlook, even chives and pretty heads put leek to shame

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"You both forgot about the lethal leek hahah

We did didnt we!

to be fair the leek is hardly lethal, more lethargic,much more the chilled out hippy in the allium group so is easy to overlook, even chives and pretty heads put leek to shame"

I think he’s a Leekthal Weapon fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You both forgot about the lethal leek hahah

We did didnt we!

to be fair the leek is hardly lethal, more lethargic,much more the chilled out hippy in the allium group so is easy to overlook, even chives and pretty heads put leek to shame

I think he’s a Leekthal Weapon fan "

Or desperately leeking susan... pass the tena pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up gagging for water and a severe sore throat ( I may or may not have sucked some D but we ain’t confirming that )

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"You both forgot about the lethal leek hahah

We did didnt we!

to be fair the leek is hardly lethal, more lethargic,much more the chilled out hippy in the allium group so is easy to overlook, even chives and pretty heads put leek to shame

I think he’s a Leekthal Weapon fan

Or desperately leeking susan... pass the tena pads"

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"Woke up gagging for water and a severe sore throat ( I may or may not have sucked some D but we ain’t confirming that ) "

Well I’m not a betting man but if I was I know which way I’d be wagering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse? "

An Onion factory?

I had no idea they were manufactured!

Every day's a school day

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By *uke Ozade OP   Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

An Onion factory?

I had no idea they were manufactured!

Every day's a school day "

Cba to type ‘packaging plant’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

An Onion factory?

I had no idea they were manufactured!

Every day's a school day "

I learnt today that the dried flaking skin is called shale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

An Onion factory?

I had no idea they were manufactured!

Every day's a school day

I learnt today that the dried flaking skin is called shale.

"

Strange I thought it was a rock sediment, but I sopose I can see the resemblance in some aspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

An Onion factory?

I had no idea they were manufactured!

Every day's a school day

I learnt today that the dried flaking skin is called shale.

Strange I thought it was a rock sediment, but I sopose I can see the resemblance in some aspect"

On the onion? I read it as the skin, reds do shed more than browns

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Of to work x

Noooo!

My neighbour will in about 15 mins, I couldn't imagine it!"

Not so bad this time of year! Not so good in winter when it's raining as I cycle to work x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m engineering in an onion factory but Friday head is on so cba to do a lot. What’s your excuse?

Do you get free onions?

I do but never bothered taking any home. Weirdly most of them come from New Zealand and Poland so god knows how they turn a profit on them

We go through loads of onions here!

Staple base for most meals.

Can't beat a red onion though, they would defiantly win in a fight againt an ordinary onion, if you was an onion you'd be a red one, un privitize your profile.

Pff!

No way would a red onion chin a brown onion!

Red onions are right little bastards on the packing lines and frequently interfere with my abundant breaks. Hope this helps with onion war perspectives

Crikey, not what I heard from the grapevine. Word is the red grapes are cheering for the brown onions, and the white grapes are cheering for the red onions, this caused the red onions to dislike the red grapes, and the brown onions to dislike the white grapes, but they are mainstream them grapes so I.dont belive a word they are saying. Its the independent banannas that are much more trust worthy, I thought before one shot up my arse, and the kewis are calling the war between the red onions, and the red grapes racism!

This was made into a motion picture called The Grape Escape. Compelling viewing if you’re a reds fan

the grape escape, I'll be sueing for royaltys

I’ve got the backing of the onion union

We will see how they feel once I let the onion out of the bag, and let them all know you have been the one throwing them in there!"

#FREETHEONIONS

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