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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!"

Oops, I do apologise

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They may be under the misapprehension that much like planting a sapling, the contents will magically regenerate…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and milk bottles back in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s worse when they put things back with tiny amounts in them.

One square of chocolate

One teaspoon of milk

Three cornflakes

Just finish them off, that’s not enough for anyone else !

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I do that with after eights

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Put him over your knee Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think it’s worse when they put things back with tiny amounts in them.

One square of chocolate

One teaspoon of milk

Three cornflakes

Just finish them off, that’s not enough for anyone else !

This! This is definitely worse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put him over your knee Lorna

Iv put an empty jar of peanut butter in the cupboard and hidden the new one!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Put him over your knee Lorna

Iv put an empty jar of peanut butter in the cupboard and hidden the new one!

Clever!!! That’s punishment enough!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

In the words of the great Shaggy, it wasn’t me!!!

My kids do that though. Hate it myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put him over your knee Lorna

Iv put an empty jar of peanut butter in the cupboard and hidden the new one!

Clever!!! That’s punishment enough!

It is.

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By *andRCouple
over a year ago

barry

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!"

To give the wife something to do.

Ha. It's a joke it's just coz we are lazy and inconsiderate mysogonistic twats.

Xx G

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

To give the wife something to do.

Ha. It's a joke it's just coz we are lazy and inconsiderate mysogonistic twats.

Xx G

Oh thats a bit strong!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Doesn't the cleaning fairy sort them out??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't the cleaning fairy sort them out??

Yes she does but she can only sort it if she knows about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv no idea myself op

The bins like not even a metre away

Iv just put 2 empty cereal boxes in the bin

Them little variety boxes

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By *andRCouple
over a year ago

barry

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

To give the wife something to do.

Ha. It's a joke it's just coz we are lazy and inconsiderate mysogonistic twats.

Xx G

Oh thats a bit strong!"

Lol. They were both jokes, we share all our housework but she is constantly telling me off for just this sort of thing. And loves it when I tell her that housework is a woman's job, you can tell she loves it coz she tells me to fuck off and tidy up properly after myself. Then refuses to put out until I do.

Xx G

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Doesn't the cleaning fairy sort them out??

Yes she does but she can only sort it if she knows about it!"

But they're magic - surely they know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

To give the wife something to do.

Ha. It's a joke it's just coz we are lazy and inconsiderate mysogonistic twats.

Xx G

Oh thats a bit strong!

Xx G"

Yes I can she how you think fuck off is a term of endearment!

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By *andRCouple
over a year ago

barry

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

To give the wife something to do.

Ha. It's a joke it's just coz we are lazy and inconsiderate mysogonistic twats.

Xx G

Oh thats a bit strong!

Xx G

Yes I can she how you think fuck off is a term of endearment!

What ???

I have been living a lie for years? Lol.

Don't tell me I have to be nice to my wife? Next you will be telling me I should compliment her occasionally and not just tell her she looks fat and is letting herself go.

P.s. again I am kidding i have complimented her at least twice in the last 20 years. Haha I make myself chuckle.

Xx G

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

To give the wife something to do.

Ha. It's a joke it's just coz we are lazy and inconsiderate mysogonistic twats.

Xx G

Oh thats a bit strong!

Xx G

Yes I can she how you think fuck off is a term of endearment!

What ???

I have been living a lie for years? Lol.

Don't tell me I have to be nice to my wife? Next you will be telling me I should compliment her occasionally and not just tell her she looks fat and is letting herself go.

P.s. again I am kidding i have complimented her at least twice in the last 20 years. Haha I make myself chuckle.

Xx G "

Well I'm not a wife yet but I see i have lots to look forward to!

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By *andRCouple
over a year ago

barry

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By *andRCouple
over a year ago

barry

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

To give the wife something to do.

Ha. It's a joke it's just coz we are lazy and inconsiderate mysogonistic twats.

Xx G

Oh thats a bit strong!

Xx G

Yes I can she how you think fuck off is a term of endearment!

What ???

I have been living a lie for years? Lol.

Don't tell me I have to be nice to my wife? Next you will be telling me I should compliment her occasionally and not just tell her she looks fat and is letting herself go.

P.s. again I am kidding i have complimented her at least twice in the last 20 years. Haha I make myself chuckle.

Xx G

Well I'm not a wife yet but I see i have lots to look forward to!

*Wife Update!*

I've now confiscated his phone and cancelled his prescription to Pornhub, as well as DM his fave Onlyfans babe, as punishment. Would tie him up and whip him but can't be arsed. He'll be gutted when he reads this tomorow and realises he won't get a BJ for a month! Ha! (he's not a Cnut, he's just a knob! But it feels good XxRy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!"

Because life's short and we can

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

To give the wife something to do.

Ha. It's a joke it's just coz we are lazy and inconsiderate mysogonistic twats.

Xx G

Oh thats a bit strong!

Xx G

Yes I can she how you think fuck off is a term of endearment!

What ???

I have been living a lie for years? Lol.

Don't tell me I have to be nice to my wife? Next you will be telling me I should compliment her occasionally and not just tell her she looks fat and is letting herself go.

P.s. again I am kidding i have complimented her at least twice in the last 20 years. Haha I make myself chuckle.

Xx G

Well I'm not a wife yet but I see i have lots to look forward to!

*Wife Update!*

Ha ha funniest thing I’ve read all day

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!"

All the freakin time. Some of the people I work with are unbelievable, and not in a good way…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!"

Yes, my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!"

That is an illegal act , said person(s) should be dragged to the village green & placed in the stocks for two days

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!"

When you say "people".......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!"

Ahhh I see that you have met our wonderfully lazy kids!!!!!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha naughty Ash

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Because he's know you love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put him over your knee Lorna

Iv put an empty jar of peanut butter in the cupboard and hidden the new one!

Clever!!! That’s punishment enough!

It is.

It's a good job he doesn't use the forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

To give the wife something to do.

Ha. It's a joke it's just coz we are lazy and inconsiderate mysogonistic twats.

Xx G

Oh thats a bit strong!

Xx G

Yes I can she how you think fuck off is a term of endearment!

What ???

I have been living a lie for years? Lol.

Don't tell me I have to be nice to my wife? Next you will be telling me I should compliment her occasionally and not just tell her she looks fat and is letting herself go.

P.s. again I am kidding i have complimented her at least twice in the last 20 years. Haha I make myself chuckle.

Xx G

Well I'm not a wife yet but I see i have lots to look forward to!

*Wife Update!*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do people put empty boxes and packets back in the cupboard!

When you say "people".......

Obviously I'm not talking about anymore in particular.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put him over your knee Lorna

Iv put an empty jar of peanut butter in the cupboard and hidden the new one!

Clever!!! That’s punishment enough!

It is.

It's a good job he doesn't use the forum

Isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This happens here too!

And then complaints because we run out!

Well if you binned it, I would know it needs reordering!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh no, has someone earned their 1000000th eyeroll now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaaaah.

Hate this!!

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a man by any chance?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"In the words of the great Shaggy, it wasn’t me!!!

My kids do that though. Hate it myself "

Your kids put stuff back!? Wow

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Or just a thimble measure of wine, and bottle back in fridge. Finish the fucking thing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it a man by any chance? "

It was someone of the male verity yes.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Dont get me started, also why put stuff next to the recycle bin and not actually in it, or make yourself a sandwiche and not sweep up the crumbs. The list is endless in this house.

Mr having a rant about son

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Was it a man by any chance?

It was someone of the male verity yes.

His dad taught him well... Does he leave the loo seat up too?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

And who always has to replace the empty toilet roll?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The move in has gone well then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it a man by any chance?

It was someone of the male verity yes.

His dad taught him well... Does he leave the loo seat up too? "

Actually no so I guess I can't complain.

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By *ediMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"They may be under the misapprehension that much like planting a sapling, the contents will magically regenerate…"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Was it a man by any chance?

It was someone of the male verity yes.

His dad taught him well... Does he leave the loo seat up too?

Actually no so I guess I can't complain. "

In the dishwasher or near the dishwasher?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it a man by any chance?

It was someone of the male verity yes.

His dad taught him well... Does he leave the loo seat up too?

Actually no so I guess I can't complain.

In the dishwasher or near the dishwasher? "

We don't have one but he actually does 90% of the washing up.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Was it a man by any chance?

It was someone of the male verity yes.

His dad taught him well... Does he leave the loo seat up too?

Actually no so I guess I can't complain.

In the dishwasher or near the dishwasher?

We don't have one but he actually does 90% of the washing up. "

Bloody hell! I'd let a few empty packets slide.. Sounds like an angel!

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