FabSwingers.com forum: Your most memorable

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wanna know your most memorable first messages.

Whether it a good one or a bad one.

I totally understand how ridiculous some people can be, but I wanna hear your thoughts. X

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Do you have any smegma that I can lick off your cock?’

….Sadly, I was all out of it though.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Me and my friend have had

“I’d love to stuck on your used tampon”

That stuck out but not in a good way.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Do you have any smegma that I can lick off your cock?’

….Sadly, I was all out of it though."

Oh wow. That's intense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and my friend have had

“I’d love to stuck on your used tampon”

That stuck out but not in a good way.

Too right it stuck out. I feel this may be the worst one and it was one of the first. Ahaha.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"‘Do you have any smegma that I can lick off your cock?’

….Sadly, I was all out of it though."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"‘Do you have any smegma that I can lick off your cock?’

….Sadly, I was all out of it though."

Man or woman???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I eat your used condoms whilst you humiliate me in front of my mates?

Wanna watch me suck my own cock?

Couple of wanna make a baby messages

You look like nothing I’d be interested in (proceeded to change his status to say he wouldn’t piss on me if I was on fire after I called him out)

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Me and my friend have had

“I’d love to stuck on your used tampon”

That stuck out but not in a good way.

Cheers for the reminder dude

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘Do you have any smegma that I can lick off your cock?’

….Sadly, I was all out of it though.

Man or woman???"

It was a man. Mind you, it was my own fault as it followed a jokey thread I posted about Smegma some time back.

I should just learn to stick to clean topics

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"‘Do you have any smegma that I can lick off your cock?’

….Sadly, I was all out of it though.

Man or woman???

It was a man. Mind you, it was my own fault as it followed a jokey thread I posted about Smegma some time back.

I should just learn to stick to clean topics

Xxx

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Thank you ___ But I don't really want to have sex with my ex".

I didn't know

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Anything short. No capital letter, no full stop. It’s a sign the conversation is going absolutely nowhere.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

""Thank you ___ But I don't really want to have sex with my ex".

I didn't know

I love those random messages which sometimes appear. I’ve had a few which just left me uttering, ‘Eh…..what?!’

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Can I breed you is always the eye roller

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Can I breed you is always the eye roller"

Yeah….sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was I into whipped cream enema

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Can I breed you is always the eye roller

Yeah….sorry about that

I did not realise Fabswingers was a studery.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Somebody once wrote a limerick about me, including my username

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Can I breed you is always the eye roller

Yeah….sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Somebody once wrote a limerick about me, including my username

That is pretty impressive.

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"Somebody once wrote a limerick about me, including my username

That is pretty impressive. "

It is Tinder level of cheese impressive.

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