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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

They're coming and the last thing you bought from amazon is your weapon of choice, so what are you holding back the attackers with ?

Ps Any last thing you bought is fine if you don't use amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint choc chip ice cream

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By *razy ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Bubble wrap! Ultimate weapon

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Mint choc chip ice cream"

Interesting, going for brain freeze to finish them off ?

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Bubble wrap! Ultimate weapon

Your master plan is ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're coming and the last thing you bought from amazon is your weapon of choice, so what are you holding back the attackers with ?

Ps Any last thing you bought is fine if you don't use amazon "

I’m screwed then, I got wet look dress and hold ups from love honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water balloons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mint choc chip ice cream

Interesting, going for brain freeze to finish them off ?"

Could work. But would they have a brain??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mint choc chip ice cream

Interesting, going for brain freeze to finish them off ?"

I'm armed with chocolate flakes and will blind them with choc sauce and sprinkles to see them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs. Dishwasher tablets

well at least I've got 70 to throw

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A book. To be fair it's hardback, pretty hefty and could do some serious head damage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're coming and the last thing you bought from amazon is your weapon of choice, so what are you holding back the attackers with ?

Ps Any last thing you bought is fine if you don't use amazon

I’m screwed then, I got wet look dress and hold ups from love honey "

At least you'll look fabulous running away

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By *razy ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Bubble wrap! Ultimate weapon

Your master plan is ?

Distraction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're coming and the last thing you bought from amazon is your weapon of choice, so what are you holding back the attackers with ?

Ps Any last thing you bought is fine if you don't use amazon

I’m screwed then, I got wet look dress and hold ups from love honey

At least you'll look fabulous running away

That’s true, do you think they could be seduced

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By *razy ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Oh ffs. Dishwasher tablets

well at least I've got 70 to throw

+ 4.....got four left

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

90’s club classics CD for our car journeys - gonna have to dance our way out of this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tube of toothpaste and liners for the compost caddy

Fucking useless

I'm dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A radiator bleed key and a VW Tiguan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tube of toothpaste and liners for the compost caddy

Fucking useless

I'm dead"

You could get in the bin liner and pretend to be an innocent binbag when a zombie comes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tube of toothpaste and liners for the compost caddy

Fucking useless

I'm dead"

I’ll protect you, we can squirt toothpaste in their eyes and tie them with the liners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread

Don't think that's going to be much use, unless I quickly whack it in the freezer

Her x

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Furry Pride rainbow leg warmers.....very useful

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Bubble wrap! Ultimate weapon

Your master plan is ?

Distraction

I like it, the old pop them trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Furry Pride rainbow leg warmers.....very useful

Could always turn them inside out, slip it over their head and hope it suffocates them?

Her x

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Beppy tampons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bubble wrap! Ultimate weapon

Your master plan is ?

Popping bubble wrap is irresistible, especially for zombies.

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By *razy ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Bubble wrap! Ultimate weapon

Your master plan is ?

Distraction

I like it, the old pop them trick "

Why Rick didn't think of it is a bit odd....they weren't exactly fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last thing I bought on Amazon was balloons and a plastic 100th birthday crown and sash

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"They're coming and the last thing you bought from amazon is your weapon of choice, so what are you holding back the attackers with ?

Ps Any last thing you bought is fine if you don't use amazon "

A drum key.

I’m dead.

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By *razy ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The last thing I bought on Amazon was balloons and a plastic 100th birthday crown and sash

Problem solved

zombies on helium....there's a thought that will get everyone to sleep soundly

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"They're coming and the last thing you bought from amazon is your weapon of choice, so what are you holding back the attackers with ?

Ps Any last thing you bought is fine if you don't use amazon "

Decent sized hardback book.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven’t got one, but a long hard dildo. I’ll beat them off or give them the ride of their undead life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*House full of guns * regulated to a handbag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hedge cutter, not bad for the zombies

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

124 plectrums 3 sets of guitar strong and a set of shower shelves,

'mon then undead horde!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein powder. Gonna kill 'em all with my mad gainz bro

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I haven't bought anything from there since Christmas.

I'll have to see if I can find out what it is. brb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 iPhone charging cables lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Oh, I lied. I have Amazon Kindle and bought a download version of Mort by Terry Pratchett.

Rather apt I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ultimate zombie killing weapon.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"3 iPhone charging cables lol "

Do you break a lot of charging cables by any chance?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A tube of toothpaste and liners for the compost caddy

Fucking useless

I'm dead"

I dunno. You might be able to make a little bomb out of them.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Beppys tampons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beppys tampons

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lol hate tampons reminds me of a fuse. Someone going to light it.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Masks

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Beppys tampons

lol hate tampons reminds me of a fuse. Someone going to light it."

They can be used for molotov cocktails.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Fish and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beppys tampons

lol hate tampons reminds me of a fuse. Someone going to light it.

They can be used for molotov cocktails."

I guess if we soak them in gunpowder and moonshine. I crossing my legs at that thought a walking IED.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three Mint Aero and four smarties mcflurrys that I got for the office.

I’m pretty much dead

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

A green screen - camouflage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire stick

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By *elleRoseCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

A paddle with slut on it

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

England car flags

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