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What things should we have a word for but don’t ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Although, those clever Germans probably do, here’s a few examples I made up:

Stobenshy- A word for that embarrassing moment when you chat to someone you’ve bumped into, then say good bye, but both walk off in the same direction.

Gleicheize - The weird feeling of being introduced to someone with the same first name as you.

Wavepalm - That sunken feeling when someone waves and you wave back, then you realise they were waving to someone just behind you.

Kellnetinblau- That terrible moment when a waitress says ‘Enjoy your meal!’ and you reply ‘And you!’

Liedbesser- That feeling when you hear one of your favourite jams on the radio, but somehow the song sounds even better, even though it’s the same song.

Queuenvy- That feeling when you’ve joined a checkout queue at the supermarket and you watch the other queues go down faster and you don’t know whether to join that queue or stay where you are, because you’re committed to this queue now.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

These are all excellent additions to our language, OP. How about when you are following someone through a series of doors and have to thank them every time and it gets super awkward?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These are all excellent additions to our language, OP. How about when you are following someone through a series of doors and have to thank them every time and it gets super awkward?

Mrs TMN x"

I knew I could rely on you to come up with a good example, I shall endeavour to think of a word for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although, those clever Germans probably do, here’s a few examples I made up:

Stobenshy- A word for that embarrassing moment when you chat to someone you’ve bumped into, then say good bye, but both walk off in the same direction.

Gleicheize - The weird feeling of being introduced to someone with the same first name as you.

Wavepalm - That sunken feeling when someone waves and you wave back, then you realise they were waving to someone just behind you.

Kellnetinblau- That terrible moment when a waitress says ‘Enjoy your meal!’ and you reply ‘And you!’

Liedbesser- That feeling when you hear one of your favourite jams on the radio, but somehow the song sounds even better, even though it’s the same song.

Queuenvy- That feeling when you’ve joined a checkout queue at the supermarket and you watch the other queues go down faster and you don’t know whether to join that queue or stay where you are, because you’re committed to this queue now. "

Love queuenvy and wavepalm (soooo emberassing when it happens!!)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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These are fantastic! Well done OP, I'm impressed with these and will definitely be adding a couple to my lexicon.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"These are all excellent additions to our language, OP. How about when you are following someone through a series of doors and have to thank them every time and it gets super awkward?

Mrs TMN x

I knew I could rely on you to come up with a good example, I shall endeavour to think of a word for that. "

I do enjoy a good word-related thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is super European but if you know if you. Basically when you get introduced to somebody and they kiss u on the cheek and you just don’t know which cheek to go for and you both pick the same one and u almost go for a kiss on the lips. And its awkward…

Also I don’t know you and I don’t want you to touch me…

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Stridenfast what you have to do when someone holds a door open for you but you are still several steps away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These are all excellent additions to our language, OP. How about when you are following someone through a series of doors and have to thank them every time and it gets super awkward?

Mrs TMN x"

Ok, got a word for this, it’s a bit long but it needs to be, it’s Vieleturendank!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Although, those clever Germans probably do, here’s a few examples I made up:

Stobenshy- A word for that embarrassing moment when you chat to someone you’ve bumped into, then say good bye, but both walk off in the same direction.

Gleicheize - The weird feeling of being introduced to someone with the same first name as you.

Wavepalm - That sunken feeling when someone waves and you wave back, then you realise they were waving to someone just behind you.

Kellnetinblau- That terrible moment when a waitress says ‘Enjoy your meal!’ and you reply ‘And you!’

Liedbesser- That feeling when you hear one of your favourite jams on the radio, but somehow the song sounds even better, even though it’s the same song.

Queuenvy- That feeling when you’ve joined a checkout queue at the supermarket and you watch the other queues go down faster and you don’t know whether to join that queue or stay where you are, because you’re committed to this queue now.

Love queuenvy and wavepalm (soooo emberassing when it happens!!)"

Thank you, brief moment of joy that you’ve been recognised follow by crushing disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These are fantastic! Well done OP, I'm impressed with these and will definitely be adding a couple to my lexicon. "

Thanks Meli, shoe horn them in whenever you can!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is super European but if you know if you. Basically when you get introduced to somebody and they kiss u on the cheek and you just don’t know which cheek to go for and you both pick the same one and u almost go for a kiss on the lips. And its awkward…

Also I don’t know you and I don’t want you to touch me… "

That sounds like a classic case of Kussversehention, very embarrassing at the time.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"These are all excellent additions to our language, OP. How about when you are following someone through a series of doors and have to thank them every time and it gets super awkward?

Mrs TMN x

Ok, got a word for this, it’s a bit long but it needs to be, it’s Vieleturendank!

"

Nice. Where is the stress? On the "ur"?

Are you just Google translating these?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That feeling when someone is talking and talking and talking at you, and you just want quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The awkwardness of asking someone’s name but not quite catching what they said so you ask again and still didn’t catch it but you nod your head and tell them your name instead.

You must now avoid them for eternity because you can’t ask them a third time what their name is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These are all excellent additions to our language, OP. How about when you are following someone through a series of doors and have to thank them every time and it gets super awkward?

Mrs TMN x

Ok, got a word for this, it’s a bit long but it needs to be, it’s Vieleturendank!

Nice. Where is the stress? On the "ur"?

Are you just Google translating these? "

Put my word into Google, it doesn’t exist, it’s brand new, I’m just pulling letters out of a tombola!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Not a made up word but apt

Flapdoodler: a speaker of nonsense; a deliverer of twaddle and flimflam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few for Fab

When you put took much hope or expectation on a thread doing well:

FadenLaden

A dm conversation which starts really well then suddenly hits a wall of indifference:

Chatwand

When someone posts a great play on words just before you were about to do the exact same one and gets loads of approving replies:

Punfair

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"That feeling when someone is talking and talking and talking at you, and you just want quiet. "

Shutdafukupski

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trollenfreude - when someone tries so hard to be a troll but everyone just ridicules them for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geburtstagpumpenbuildlacheln - the little smile when you're scrolling through someone's photos and you see one that was posted on your birthday.

Or is that just me?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Workhu-when someone says hello to you in work but you have no fecking idea who they are.

Streethu-as above but in the street

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

One item left on the supermarket shelf and your eyes are burning a hole in the back of the person who is in front of you just in case they pick it up n buy it........ and you are standing next to them pretending to look at something else........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Workhu-when someone says hello to you in work but you have no fecking idea who they are.

Streethu-as above but in the street

"

Meeting someone from your past you might have slept with but can’t quite place

Screwhu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Geburtstagpumpenbuildlacheln - the little smile when you're scrolling through someone's photos and you see one that was posted on your birthday.

Or is that just me? "

No. Happened to me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A few for Fab

When you put took much hope or expectation on a thread doing well:

FadenLaden

A dm conversation which starts really well then suddenly hits a wall of indifference:

Chatwand

When someone posts a great play on words just before you were about to do the exact same one and gets loads of approving replies:

Punfair

"

Some good ones here.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Loving this thread.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One item left on the supermarket shelf and your eyes are burning a hole in the back of the person who is in front of you just in case they pick it up n buy it........ and you are standing next to them pretending to look at something else........

"

Classic example of a foodblocker, very similar to

when there’s only one person in the supermarket aisle and they are stood right in front of the one thing you want, like they’ve been planted there just to annoy you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loving this thread.

Just saying "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One item left on the supermarket shelf and your eyes are burning a hole in the back of the person who is in front of you just in case they pick it up n buy it........ and you are standing next to them pretending to look at something else........

Classic example of a foodblocker, very similar to

when there’s only one person in the supermarket aisle and they are stood right in front of the one thing you want, like they’ve been planted there just to annoy you.

"

Also known as Shelfish behaviour

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A "beard-on"-the frisson of excitement you get on spotting good facial hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The awkwardness of asking someone’s name but not quite catching what they said so you ask again and still didn’t catch it but you nod your head and tell them your name instead.

You must now avoid them for eternity because you can’t ask them a third time what their name is."

Nomentaclue

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Workhu-when someone says hello to you in work but you have no fecking idea who they are.

Streethu-as above but in the street

Meeting someone from your past you might have slept with but can’t quite place

Screwhu"

Also known as a Fucknose..someone you face sat but misplaced their name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A "beard-on"-the frisson of excitement you get on spotting good facial hair "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"The awkwardness of asking someone’s name but not quite catching what they said so you ask again and still didn’t catch it but you nod your head and tell them your name instead.

You must now avoid them for eternity because you can’t ask them a third time what their name is.

Nomentaclue"

Oh, well played

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"A few for Fab

When you put took much hope or expectation on a thread doing well:

FadenLaden

A dm conversation which starts really well then suddenly hits a wall of indifference:

Chatwand

When someone posts a great play on words just before you were about to do the exact same one and gets loads of approving replies:

Punfair

"

Fadenladen is a delight

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Toribrexicide

When that many people vote for Tories that we have Cameron, May, then bojo in power, meaning accidently leaving the eu and set the uk aflame

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Hidenshop - when you bump into someone you know in the supermarket, have a little chat and say goodbye, only to keep passing them on your aisle circuts. You start out doing the smile laugh, them a polite nod but by aisle 3/4 you are looking the other way and pretending that you can't see them.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"Hidenshop - when you bump into someone you know in the supermarket, have a little chat and say goodbye, only to keep passing them on your aisle circuts. You start out doing the smile laugh, them a polite nod but by aisle 3/4 you are looking the other way and pretending that you can't see them."

happens so much it really should have a word.

or, just say, fuck it lets talk and shop. avliding the inevitable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like The Sims language, I love it!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Geburtstagpumpenbuildlacheln - the little smile when you're scrolling through someone's photos and you see one that was posted on your birthday.

Or is that just me?

No. Happened to me too "

One of my favourite pics of one of my fab faves was posted on mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hidenshop - when you bump into someone you know in the supermarket, have a little chat and say goodbye, only to keep passing them on your aisle circuts. You start out doing the smile laugh, them a polite nod but by aisle 3/4 you are looking the other way and pretending that you can't see them."

Everyone knows exactly how to behave in this scenario without ever being told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you shit your pants in Tesco when you're trying to steal a 40" TV in the lift?

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

F&B is still here in spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The awkwardness of asking someone’s name but not quite catching what they said so you ask again and still didn’t catch it but you nod your head and tell them your name instead.

You must now avoid them for eternity because you can’t ask them a third time what their name is.

Nomentaclue"

Bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you shit your pants in Tesco when you're trying to steal a 40" TV in the lift?

Thanks x"

Craptomaniac ?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"When you shit your pants in Tesco when you're trying to steal a 40" TV in the lift?

Thanks x

Craptomaniac ?"

crapeau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you shit your pants in Tesco when you're trying to steal a 40" TV in the lift?

Thanks x

Craptomaniac ?

crapeau "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you shit your pants in Tesco when you're trying to steal a 40" TV in the lift?

Thanks x"

Stealshit-Markt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morgensbored

Early day ennui

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunchenvy - when your colleagues lunch is nicer than yours.

eg Their microwaved left over curry smells fabulous and you dont want the healthy salad you made at 7am

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Morgensbored

Early day ennui"

Ennui : Where 'yours' goes when someone went before you and they didn't flush.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ichtfuckiniz

A thought of devious recognition when you check if that IS your neighbour / workmate /local salesperson on FAB

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Naughtfermi

That’s feeling of changing your mind about what you previously decided for dinner after you defrosted the meat and buying takeaway instead

Whaaaaiii

The feeling of eating too much Chinese food and regretting your decision

Frankelleylibe

When you accidentally tell your boss/work colleague that you love them

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I told my kids that the back of the knee is called the spagot.

I'm not sure if they still think that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I told my kids that the back of the knee is called the spagot.

I'm not sure if they still think that "

I made up loads of words for my son, he still uses a few now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Fab' it's become a world of it's own meaning.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I told my kids that the back of the knee is called the spagot.

I'm not sure if they still think that "

You’ve got to love the words that kids use! The latest one here is ‘finger knees’ for knuckles

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Screenshot

Wank practise target when the wife is out.

( dunno where the word came from ....honest )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screenshot

Wank practise target when the wife is out.

( dunno where the word came from ....honest ) "

Hello sweetie

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Screenshot

Wank practise target when the wife is out.

( dunno where the word came from ....honest )

Hello sweetie "

Hello my little love. Those swing doors ....... they've got magnets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Screenshot

Wank practise target when the wife is out.

( dunno where the word came from ....honest )

Hello sweetie

Hello my little love. Those swing doors ....... they've got magnets"

and magnets work.. are you happy to see me back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cringdoh: That awkward moment just after you say ‘I love you’ at the end of a business call.

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

When someone takes their glasses off and their eyes change in size

R

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Screenshot

Wank practise target when the wife is out.

( dunno where the word came from ....honest )

Hello sweetie

Hello my little love. Those swing doors ....... they've got magnets

and magnets work.. are you happy to see me back? "

Naturally !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Schtoppinpumpin

When you squeeze your arse cheeks to prevent a fart during a fuck ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Schtoppinpumpin

When you squeeze your arse cheeks to prevent a fart during a fuck ...... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Schtoppinpumpin

When you squeeze your arse cheeks to prevent a fart during a fuck ...... "

Is that Similar to when you hold one in when someone is down on you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Endotossnturnin: when you give up trying to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When someone takes their glasses off and their eyes change in size

R"

This tickled me!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nonshnellcloppen .... when a woman tries to run in heels but actually doesn't go any faster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nonshnellcloppen .... when a woman tries to run in heels but actually doesn't go any faster "

When a Dad starts to run but goes the same speed as when he was walking - papalaufting.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a word for that state where you are asleep but your mind is so active that you feel awake?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Presstitute

Someone who has sex with a famous person then goes to the newspapers to sell the story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 03/07/21 07:43:01]"

Oh, why have you removed your comment ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Suckrifice

A woman giving a bj when she really doesn't feel like it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Schtoppinpumpin

When you squeeze your arse cheeks to prevent a fart during a fuck ......

Is that Similar to when you hold one in when someone is down on you? "

That would beeeeeee

Ein Suckenparp!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is there a word for that state where you are asleep but your mind is so active that you feel awake? "

Work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreilowenhi

The extreme swings between optimism and pessimism before an important England match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a word for that state where you are asleep but your mind is so active that you feel awake? "

HalfSchlaf

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Kleinschwiper - a poo that doesn’t leave a mark on the bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiredness induced by repetitive threads about cock size or potency

Dickschtickmude

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I've never encountered a word for the absence of pain - there's plenty of words to describe being hurt, but nothing for when you're not.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Thing-amy-jig"

"Whats-it-Ma-Called"

I'm fluent in both...

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