FabSwingers.com forum: I'm going shopping for condoms and biscuits

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you want anything?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Biscuits

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough

Jaffa Cakes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take some bourbon creams, you can keep the condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magnum ice cream (specifically the almond one or the ruby cocoa)

Thank you!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yes please Jim, I'd like some strawberries and cream. Thanks hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How confident you feel in sanitary product alley?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hope your writing a list

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Jammy Dodgers and a pack Stella please

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just you and the condoms please Jim thanks ha ha lol on the jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One large melon, im going to need that later

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Do you want anything?"

Don't get the two mixed up and cough on a garibaldi flavoured condom.

lol. x

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Which shop are you going to, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One large melon, im going to need that later

Lol pervert!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Which shop are you going to, Jim?"
.Tesco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Biscuits "

What sort of biscuits would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaffa Cakes please."

*adds Jaffa Cakes to the shopping list*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How confident you feel in sanitary product alley?

Just tip a jar of Dolmio on the floor and run away!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll take some bourbon creams, you can keep the condoms

Excellent choice, madam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Magnum ice cream (specifically the almond one or the ruby cocoa)

Thank you!"

I wasn't going to take a cool bag, but for you I will.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Did you check if they had the extra small condoms otherwise you will just back with biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh bread please. Got a post-headache Marmite on toast craving

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd like lunch please. No wheat though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes please Jim, I'd like some strawberries and cream. Thanks hun.

Strawberries and cream are a combination dream.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Did you check if they had the extra small condoms otherwise you will just back with biscuits? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iced coffee please sweetheart x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How confident you feel in sanitary product alley?

I'm a confident man. I can buy sanitary products.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Pineapples please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope your writing a list "

I'm checking it twice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jammy Dodgers and a pack Stella please

Good biscuits.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Do you want anything?"

Seedy bread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mum"

*adds your mum to the shopping list*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want anything?

Seedy bread "

I can do seedy.

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By *layingTogetherCouple
over a year ago

colchester

Some lube and barcardi x

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cornetto

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pineapples please "

How many pineapples? I've got a lot of shopping to carry. And I hate waste.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Do you want anything?

Seedy bread

I can do seedy."

Excellent.. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cornetto"

Just one Cornetto.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some lube and barcardi x

Party time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iced coffee please sweetheart x"

Cool beans. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like lunch please. No wheat though."

You'll have to be more specific.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Cornetto

Just one Cornetto."

Give it to me.

My film reference has gone unnoticed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you check if they had the extra small condoms otherwise you will just back with biscuits? "

I'll ask an assistant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of Lotus Biscoff would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fresh bread please. Got a post-headache Marmite on toast craving"

Fresh bread, got it.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Biscuits

What sort of biscuits would you like?"

The

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A packet of Lotus Biscoff would be nice"

I think I've got Lotus Biscoff's second album.

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

2 crates of carling black label,

1 bottle of Morgans spiced rum,

(Bag of ice)

Coke-a-cola (not Pepsi),

1 pack of Raws,

1 bottle of white wine (for the person who's on a diet),

1 bottle of Jack's (to end the night !),

1 bar of Cadbury oreo,

4 bags of (£) Ringos (the big bags)

2 bags of cool doritos

Emmental cheese,

Peppers,

Onion (red),

Coleslaw,

40 cigarette

2 lighters

1 2ltr bottle of milk....

Oh,and a bottle of water for my vegan friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Biscuits

What sort of biscuits would you like?

The"

I'll get you some.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

If you are going to Lidl can you see if they have the inflatable canoe back in stock and the mitre saw.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Biscuits

What sort of biscuits would you like?

The

I'll get you some."

Xxx love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have some pistachio ice cream please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which shop are you going to, Jim?"

I'll try Bodycare first, I might have to go to Superdrug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have some pistachio ice cream please x"

Yeah you can! x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If you haven't gone yet i'd like .....

1. One bag of cheese and onion (large)

2. One bottle of sparkling water( large)

3. One string bag of garlic ( very fresh )

4. One pack of boil in the bag buckwheat

5. One jar of salatka

6. 8 large white deli mission wraps .... thanks

Love you. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One large melon, im going to need that later

Kylie has already said it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you haven't gone yet i'd like .....

1. One bag of cheese and onion (large)

2. One bottle of sparkling water( large)

3. One string bag of garlic ( very fresh )

4. One pack of boil in the bag buckwheat

5. One jar of salatka

6. 8 large white deli mission wraps .... thanks

Love you. x "

Got it. x

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Chunky KitKat please, pack of 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 crates of carling black label,

1 bottle of Morgans spiced rum,

(Bag of ice)

Coke-a-cola (not Pepsi),

1 pack of Raws,

1 bottle of white wine (for the person who's on a diet),

1 bottle of Jack's (to end the night !),

1 bar of Cadbury oreo,

4 bags of (£) Ringos (the big bags)

2 bags of cool doritos

Emmental cheese,

Peppers,

Onion (red),

Coleslaw,

40 cigarette

2 lighters

1 2ltr bottle of milk....

Oh,and a bottle of water for my vegan friend

Granny wants more than water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chunky KitKat please, pack of 4

You like Chunky KitKats.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Do you want anything?"
.who you shagging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cornetto

Just one Cornetto.

Give it to me.

My film reference has gone unnoticed?"

By me, yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want anything?.who you shagging?"

Wouldn't you like to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How confident you feel in sanitary product alley?

Just tip a jar of Dolmio on the floor and run away!"

I'd never purposely make a mess in a shop.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I forgot ...... 1 cock LARGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want anything?"

Don’t mix them up

And what you having first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I forgot ...... 1 cock LARGE"

You got that cock in, in time.

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

Double raspberry magnum of you're offering x

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

If*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want anything?

Don’t mix them up

And what you having first

I could always pull out and spaff on the biscuits.

Condoms. Biscuits for energy, more condoms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you offering? Are you asking? It's a Liver Birds shopping reference.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

A partridge in a pear tree please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double raspberry magnum of you're offering x"

You're in luck, I'm already buying a Magnum. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A partridge in a pear tree please"

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By *orkshrCplCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

"Double raspberry magnum of you're offering x

You're in luck, I'm already buying a Magnum. x"

Ooo I'll have a lick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Digestive please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate please. One of them days.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they sell boobs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Digestive please "

Just the one?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chocolate please. One of them days.

Mrs x"

Chocolate is on the way. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do they sell boobs?

I'm not going to the knocking shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been yet?

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Now about these Jaffa cakes….. are they biscuits or are they cake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have you been yet?"

He's just come!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Double raspberry magnum of you're offering x

You're in luck, I'm already buying a Magnum. x"

Ooooooo a white chocolate one, please Jim

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Jaffa Cakes please."

Jim said biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

long day; bottle of Dark Rum please dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa Cakes please.

Jim said biscuits.

FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

New brain please...the studying is killing me

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Do you want anything?"

Ribbed , for her pleasure please, but not chocolate. I’m ok for condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have some extra large condiments please

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Jaffa Cakes please.

Jim said biscuits.

FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

I'll win.

I'm good at fighting dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have some extra large condiments please "

Can I have some Coca Cola to go with that Rum!!

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"Jaffa Cakes please.

Jim said biscuits.

FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

I'll win.

I'm good at fighting dirty.

*getting dirty. My bad.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s Aldi, just surprise me with the most random object

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been yet?

He's just come!

On a biscuit apparently

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have you been yet?

He's just come!

On a biscuit apparently

It's a custard cream, silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll take you to the condom shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some tangerines, duck tape and a pack of zip ties please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some tangerines, duck tape and a pack of zip ties please "

Just a normal evening to be had in Casa Mystique then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some tangerines, duck tape and a pack of zip ties please

Just a normal evening to be had in Casa Mystique then

Cause I’m worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some tangerines, duck tape and a pack of zip ties please

Just a normal evening to be had in Casa Mystique then

Cause I’m worth it

Always

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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago

kilburn park

Lube .... the big one with the pump please Jim

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'd like lunch please. No wheat though.

You'll have to be more specific."

Specifically, anything without wheat in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take you to the condom shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop."

You ain't never heard a sound like this before cause I ain't never slap a condom round like this before

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