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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s the best message you have been sent?funny, charming, shocking or ridiculous. Up to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the best message you have been sent?funny, charming, shocking or ridiculous. Up to you. "

Alas we are still waiting for the best so we make do with the normal “hi” or “how’s yous”

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone offered me money for sex and then sent the word please in about 40 different messages while I was asleep.

The offer was a bit sleazy and annoying but the effort that went into sending that many messages was so bizarre I had to laugh.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Someone offered me money for sex and then sent the word please in about 40 different messages while I was asleep.

The offer was a bit sleazy and annoying but the effort that went into sending that many messages was so bizarre I had to laugh."

I hope you accepted his offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love getting corny jokes - I had some good ones recently that referenced my status at the time. They got a reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone offered me money for sex and then sent the word please in about 40 different messages while I was asleep.

The offer was a bit sleazy and annoying but the effort that went into sending that many messages was so bizarre I had to laugh.

I hope you accepted his offer"

I asked how much out of pure curiosity and he blocked me! I wanna know my market value god damn it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

during the course of an interesting, civil and friendly chat, I got; "Now shush n come n do terrible things to me!"

made me smile that one!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Someone offered me money for sex and then sent the word please in about 40 different messages while I was asleep.

The offer was a bit sleazy and annoying but the effort that went into sending that many messages was so bizarre I had to laugh.

I hope you accepted his offer

I asked how much out of pure curiosity and he blocked me! I wanna know my market value god damn it."

University books aren't cheap. A guy has to do what he has to do to get the grades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received one from a couple simply saying:

"Where u get slipped"

I've obviously lived a sheltered life as I have no clue what this means.

If anyone can offer any insight, it would be gratefully received.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"I received one from a couple simply saying:

"Where u get slipped"

I've obviously lived a sheltered life as I have no clue what this means.

If anyone can offer any insight, it would be gratefully received. "

Which hole would you like it in? Best guess

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm grateful for ant message that doesn't say "fuck off fatty" - they're all a bonus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lovely message from a lady, it was a long read. I love a woman with brains.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

The nicest message that I’ve ever received was quite a while ago from someone that I didn’t know. In it she said how much she appreciated my open and honest posts, enjoyed my humour and wanted to let me know.

That was a really touching and sweet message to receive

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Best one liner I got was……..

I want to enter you through the anus.

First contact message and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best one liner I got was……..

I want to enter you through the anus.

First contact message and all "

Don't tell me, he was single by choice?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The nicest message that I’ve ever received was quite a while ago from someone that I didn’t know. In it she said how much she appreciated my open and honest posts, enjoyed my humour and wanted to let me know.

That was a really touching and sweet message to receive "

She?!!

...I sent you that!

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