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"Good morning. Today's rant. M is trying to write a business proposal but has hit a bit of a wall. Inspiration well has run dry. It's not my field of expertise and I can't help him. Plus, he's a long way away so I can't even take his mind off it with a blow job.
E"If I’m doubt; blag it. Just C+P from British Airways business plan, then change a few words and commas. No BJ though? That’s bad! Allowed | |||
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"Insomnia sucks. Had it for a week now though i slept better last night. " It really does suck Allowed | |||
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"I'm 25 years old and I still get spots on my face! I exfoliate, I moisturise and yet my stupid body rewards that self care with ugly, disgusting spots! Arrrrrggggh!!!" People get spots… Except me, I have beautiful skin and never moisturise or exfoliate, work in a dirty environment and touch my face all the time, yet never get spots! Allowed But you need a new regime | |||
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"I've found two stray hairs on my mons pubis "Denied. Isn’t that where they’re meant to be? | |||
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"Good morning. Today's rant. M is trying to write a business proposal but has hit a bit of a wall. Inspiration well has run dry. It's not my field of expertise and I can't help him. Plus, he's a long way away so I can't even take his mind off it with a blow job.
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If I’m doubt; blag it. Just C+P from British Airways business plan, then change a few words and commas.
No BJ though? That’s bad!
Allowed"Thank you. *Goes to find a business plan..... E | |||
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"I have my period and hormonal zits just in time for my weekend away tomorrow. I'm having a strop about it." Allowed. Toothpaste will dry that bugger up. Or stick some hair over it and call it your soul patch, I bet he doesn’t comment What is it with spots today?! | |||
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"Been gardening and I'm covered in insect bites. Which is bad enough but I get an allergic reaction to them grr" This is the problem with outdoor pursuits. Bugs and mini beasts abound! Allowed Have you tried a Hazmat suit? Seeing as how you’re ‘pigmentationally challenged’ that might kill two birds with one stone | |||
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"I am just fed up, can't be arsed, sick to the back teeth etc. " With anything in particular? I’m afraid that I can’t arbitrate if I don’t know | |||
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"Been gardening and I'm covered in insect bites. Which is bad enough but I get an allergic reaction to them grr This is the problem with outdoor pursuits. Bugs and mini beasts abound! Allowed Have you tried a Hazmat suit? Seeing as how you’re ‘pigmentationally challenged’ that might kill two birds with one stone" Giggling too much after that, yes that would be one solution. Too damn hot to garden until 9 ish at night but then I get eaten alive. So not fair | |||
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"Been gardening and I'm covered in insect bites. Which is bad enough but I get an allergic reaction to them grr This is the problem with outdoor pursuits. Bugs and mini beasts abound! Allowed Have you tried a Hazmat suit? Seeing as how you’re ‘pigmentationally challenged’ that might kill two birds with one stone Giggling too much after that, yes that would be one solution. Too damn hot to garden until 9 ish at night but then I get eaten alive. So not fair " Buy floodlights and garden at the dead of night. The added bonus would be all of your neighbours wondering what the hell you’re doing | |||
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"I’m surprised! Hardly any rants today? " Was that a Rant? 
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"I’m surprised! Hardly any rants today? Was that a Rant?
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"I’m surprised! Hardly any rants today? " England won Murray won All’s well with the world | |||
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"I don't want to be a girl today. Smears suuuuuck  "Allowed. Speculums… enough said | |||
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"Colonoscopy! May be required, worried, dreading it & as much as I don't mind a lady's finger or tongue having a probe certainly not looking forward to a mole with a camera going for a deep snoop around!!! "Allowed. No one wants a long penetrating item up their bum! Hang on… | |||
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"I’m surprised! Hardly any rants today? Was that a Rant?
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Shock! I find it very hard to believe that the British have simply stopped moaning "It's simply not cricket.... 
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"Life’s just getting me down, and I just want to stamp my feet and bawl, but I’m far too mature for that. Can I not be mature for an hour and vent my spleen please? " Gather up your toys, then throw them as far as you can! | |||
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"In the age of Covid, getting the sniffles involves paperwork and tests! I understand why but it feels like a gigantic overreaction and it's disconcerting. It's a "ignore it" level illness but it's involved three phone calls, four emails, and two swabs up my nose so far "Allowed. I had a cold earlier this year and the reaction was hideously disproportionate… or completely appropriate seeing as it was man flu | |||
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"Life’s just getting me down, and I just want to stamp my feet and bawl, but I’m far too mature for that. Can I not be mature for an hour and vent my spleen please? Gather up your toys, then throw them as far as you can! " 
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"my rant is i have a zit on me bum "Allowed. Get one of those inflatable rings | |||
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"Peacocks are pooping everywhere over here & blinking noisy " But they’re so purdy! Denied | |||
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