The real meaning of True Love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Axiom: True love means never having to say you're sorry.

Reality: A licence to be a total twat with impunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe remember the other axiom Wishy...

Unlike true love... herpes lasts forever...

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Axiom: True love means never having to say you're sorry.

Reality: A licence to be a total twat with impunity.

Was your evening meal burnt tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love is for the birds and the bees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Axiom: True love means never having to say you're sorry.

Reality: A licence to be a total twat with impunity.

Was your evening meal burnt tonight

Good no, even Siren can't burn bangers and mash. She thinks the word 'sorry' is something only men learn during secret 'you better give in or else' classes at school.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Axiom: True love means never having to say you're sorry.

Reality: A licence to be a total twat with impunity.

Was your evening meal burnt tonight

Good no, even Siren can't burn bangers and mash. She thinks the word 'sorry' is something only men learn during secret 'you better give in or else' classes at school.

My dad always says let her argue with the air and leaves the room, my mom really does not like it

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