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By *arnayguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

DIY Tip of the week

If a woman is kneeling on all fours, with cum dripping from both corners of her mouth and more cum dribbling out of her arse, straight down over her pussy lips, what does this tell you?

Your floor is level.

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over a year ago

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By *arnayguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

You know something, right now I have this overwhelming urge to print that up as a 'How to' leaflet and then leave a bunch of them in the tips and advice rack at B&Q.

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over a year ago


"You know something, right now I have this overwhelming urge to print that up as a 'How to' leaflet and then leave a bunch of them in the tips and advice rack at B&Q. "

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!

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By *arnayguy OP   Man
over a year ago

Durham Tees

It's very tempting, especially as they are likely to be busy over the Bank Holiday weekend.....

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over a year ago


"DIY Tip of the week

If a woman is kneeling on all fours, with cum dripping from both corners of her mouth and more cum dribbling out of her arse, straight down over her pussy lips, what does this tell you?

Your kitchen floor is level. "

Fixed that for ya!

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over a year ago


"You know something, right now I have this overwhelming urge to print that up as a 'How to' leaflet and then leave a bunch of them in the tips and advice rack at B&Q. "

You've got to do that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rearrange the spices in tesco and morrisons to make rude words. Not very mature of me but its funny as fuck

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