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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For sake of balance…

I love you

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge

It works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’ve really missed you

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By *pl83mfCouple
over a year ago

Edmonton

**whisper in her ear.."sweet nothings"

It's funny how I get a shot in the arm from her even on here..

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By *heikh YerboutiMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

You can only piss with the cock you’ve got

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge


"I’ve really missed you "

Me why thank you

Its Poets day tomorrow i.e. i.e. piss off early tomorrow Saturday

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge


"You can only piss with the cock you’ve got "

Oh god and son never piss into the wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The drinks are on me

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Your funny Can I take you home with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m proud of you

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge

My last apprentice killed me with this.

Your like the dad I never had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now go get your fucking shine box

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

That's fucking teamwork!

I'll show you who's the real Park Ranger of Jellystone Park BooBoo!

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Tis but a scratch.!

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By *heikh YerboutiMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

I was in Baghdad when you were still in dad’s bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in Baghdad when you were still in dad’s bag "

I was stagging on the front gate while you were swinging on the garden gate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I love you”

“Come get me”

“That was fucking amazing”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Don’t let the bastards grind you down!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll leave that with you

I beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never rub another mans rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t trouble trouble ’till trouble troubles you

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

C’s would be ‘do you want a cup of tea?’

Mine would be ‘you choose…..my lingerie/which hole/the position/the scenario’

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a chinese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says, do you wanna fuck my ass?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

If ya gotta go,

Ya gotta go,

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Hey, let's do shots,

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Why don't you jump on up on my lap here and we can discuss the first thing that pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sugar honey ice tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire me the monies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If things don't change they stop as they are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can't enjoy bat soup anymore

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

It gets better.

You are perfect just the way you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she says, do you want me to give you a happy ending massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let’s eat out tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve really missed you "

This! Melts me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phrases I say a lot include

Crikey on a bike

Crikey on a fucking bike!

For fucks sake Crikey on a bike

What the bollocks is that about?

What the bollocks are you about?

Or worksafe 'goodness me'

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'll do the washing up... You go sit down....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If in doubt, flat out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tidy Darts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/07/21 21:42:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a Shelleyism;

You/those/they make my shit itch (makes me cross)

Or

Stop rustling my Jimmy's (Gets on my nerves)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I brought snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im cummn

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Morning babe/pet name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I brought snacks "

Girl after my own heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top fave is fuck this shit

Also love shit on it - courtesy of Friday night dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love you for who you are

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Balls deep

When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tis but a scratch.!"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Balls deep

When the river runs red, take the dirt track instead"

Love ‘balls deep’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always a pleasure never a chore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im cummn

"

Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby... over my knee, now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baby... over my knee, now"

Hot

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Ohhh will you look at the Box on her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhh will you look at the Box on her "

Bit cringey, but ok

Maybe rack would have been better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I keep these on ?

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Camel toe

Moose knuckle

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Do whatever you want to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch Phrase. Roy Walker version of course

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Looked like she'd been hit between the legs with an axe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's to the freakin' weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is what it is

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

If it ain't broke, don't fix it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intercourse with her is like feeding a tic tac to a whale

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales

As mad as a box of frogs

Had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Had more teeth than a Ferrari gearbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love all of these except the last one...

That one is rude!

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

North Wales


"I love all of these except the last one...

That one is rude! "

My apologies o: )

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