FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative names for Animals

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bit of random fun because why not.

Danger noodle - Snake

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tiger = striped hustler

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Elephant = Trunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seal - Sea Doggo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneakuscreepious -

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Pig= oinky

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sneakuscreepious -

What is it

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By *ampshire555Man
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Sheep = Pig in jumper

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

Bush pig

Hedge hog

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
over a year ago

southend

Hedgehog = spiky ouch mouse

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Crocodile = snaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nope Rope - Snake, again

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Leopard /=/ sprinter

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By *ampshire555Man
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Giraffe = Tele-goat

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cat- Arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giraffe = Tele-goat"

That's a good one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog - dementedly happy to see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of random fun because why not.

Danger noodle - Snake"

I love that... And boop noodle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippy floof - rabbit

Noodle nose - elephant

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By *ampshire555Man
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Dodo = Too slow, got to go bird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beach Chicken - Seagull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy horse - donkey

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Emu = neck

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Grumpy horse - donkey"

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Owl- Hooter

Cow-Moo Creature

Chicken-Eggit

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Trash panda - racoon.

Bald danger pig - Hippo.

Trash puppies - rats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trash panda - racoon.

Bald danger pig - Hippo.

Trash puppies - rats.

Bald danger pig, love it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cow mooo

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By *ampshire555Man
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Seagull or town Pigeon = Flying rat

Penguin = Chilly Tux

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tunnelling Ballsack - naked mole rat

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

The Welsh excel at this. Some of the literal translations are amazing.

For example a Hamster is a Bochdew which literally translates as Fat-Cheek

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By *ampshire555Man
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Tardigrade = F'ing Superhero!

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

"Seagull or town Pigeon = Flying rat

Penguin = Chilly Tux"

Did you know Penguin is a Welsh name? Derived from Pen-Gwyn or White-Head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Murder Log, Snapping Hand Bag - crocodile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seagull or town Pigeon = Flying rat

Penguin = Chilly Tux

Did you know Penguin is a Welsh name? Derived from Pen-Gwyn or White-Head

This thread is now fun and educational haha

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Water sausage = otter

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Kangaroo

Jumper thumper boxer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peacock- Disco Turkey

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Buffalo lump

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Small yappy dogs = SHUTITS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows - Mooose

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

A parrot - A squawkie-talkie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Land Cloud - Sheep

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Cuckoo loud

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By *luttTV/TS
over a year ago

Duns

Wasp: pointy buzzcunt.

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
over a year ago

southend

"Tunnelling Ballsack - naked mole rat"

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Peacock- Disco Turkey "

Turkey = Peacock unplugged

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
over a year ago

southend

Octopus = floppy floaty sea spider

Kangaroo = velocirabbit

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By *ssexPolyGentMan
over a year ago

southend

Majestic sea flap flap also known as stingrays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spider=f'in-spider

Mouse=f'in-mouse

Guinea foul=turkey-chicken-goose-thingy (Well that's our name for noisey f'ker)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Squirrels-Rats with a Glow Up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasp: pointy buzzcunt."

Perfect name..love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rat= the ex

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Tunnelling Ballsack - naked mole rat"

Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Tortoise - Water fearing turtle

Slug - Homeless snail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fart squirrel - skunk

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Moth - Lampshade botherer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirrel= Tree Rat

Pony- Stunted horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterfly- Day moth

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sloth - Lazy monkey

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Panda whale ~ killer whale

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Small yappy dogs = SHUTITS"

Do you think it’s because they have small penis?

Off thread what’s the plural of penis?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Skunk ~ fart squirrel

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Cat ~ c**t

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Cat ~ c**t

"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ostrich = Pantless Thundergoose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snake = nope rope

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Seagull ~ beach chicken

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

You all been taking drugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripy angry bastard ~ wasp

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By *andRCouple
over a year ago

barry

Goat. Wizard cow.

Xx G

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By *andRCouple
over a year ago

barry

Kangaroo _ Tyranasaurus deer.

Platypus _ Duck puppy

Penguin _ Tuxedo chicken.

Xx G

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Llama ~ giraffe sheep

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I can't think of one but I'm laughing out loud at these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Small yappy dogs = SHUTITS

Do you think it’s because they have small penis?

Off thread what’s the plural of penis?"

Me and NSP reckon its Penii

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Squirrel = Cute rat with bushy tail/Terracotta pot eating bastid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think of one but I'm laughing out loud at these!"

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You all been taking drugs?

Creative mofos!

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Small yappy dogs = SHUTITS

Do you think it’s because they have small penis?

Off thread what’s the plural of penis?

Me and NSP reckon its Penii

Pingu??

What about the female Shutits? Why are they so feckin yappy ?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Guinea pig ~ hairy potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hourglass freak

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Goose = aqua-sky horn

Cat = portal opener

Bee = honey fuzzer

Guinea pig = freaksqueak

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"Guinea pig ~ hairy potato

Mine are exactly that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hourglass freak = black widow.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Trash panda - raccoon

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Cows - Mooose"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trash panda - raccoon "

Lol true they assholes this year. But I do love them with the inconveniences. When we sit by a fire they come up and beg for marshmallows. Watching them was a cooked marshmallow is great.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Trash panda - raccoon

Lol true they assholes this year. But I do love them with the inconveniences. When we sit by a fire they come up and beg for marshmallows. Watching them was a cooked marshmallow is great."

They love marshmallows and dry dog food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trash panda - raccoon

Lol true they assholes this year. But I do love them with the inconveniences. When we sit by a fire they come up and beg for marshmallows. Watching them was a cooked marshmallow is great.

They love marshmallows and dry dog food.

Cooked marshmallow then they wash it is hilarious. We have a few racoon friends I love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Field cloud - sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try cotton candy they immediately try and wash it and it disappears.the give you that WTF face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish we had raccoons

closest are grey squirrels…get called tree rats but so cute

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By *heikh YerboutiMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

Penis pooch - Daschund

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Try cotton candy they immediately try and wash it and it disappears.the give you that WTF face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish we had raccoons

closest are grey squirrels…get called tree rats but so cute

They are awesome so curious and friendly when they get comfortable with you but they are super mischievous and smart. I left a can of spam out by accident they figured out how to open it.

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