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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... you use your cock to dangle the full weight of a bath towel? I often see photos of guys who are dangling a towel off their cock and it looks painful, but is it?

What's the heaviest thing you think you could reasonably dangle from your cock?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

A 20kg barbell, but I ended up with a ban from the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the size of the towel, bath sheets are heavy, but doable, an the answer to your question is nooooooo.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"A 20kg barbell, but I ended up with a ban from the gym "

That made me laugh slightly more than it should have

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke

I avoid lifting heavy weights with my cock as it can cause me hernia

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

When I was 18 I could hang a wet donkey jacket off it with a pair of 18” stilsons in each pocket.

Now a wet flannel falls off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they waiting for you to take it off and dry yourself kitty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was 18 I could hang a wet donkey jacket off it with a pair of 18” stilsons in each pocket.

Now a wet flannel falls off it "

Lol you tickle me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 20kg barbell, but I ended up with a ban from the gym "

Was gonna say full bag of shopping but got banned from Sainsbury's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cooked spaghetti maybe - not too much though

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By *icklixitMan
over a year ago

sunderland

It has to be a butlins chalet maid.

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

Nope doesn't hurt at all I've hung a coat from mine lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A 20kg barbell, but I ended up with a ban from the gym

Was gonna say full bag of shopping but got banned from Sainsbury's"

What was in the bag?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm confident I could hold quite a bit of weight on mine but I still stand upright when hard

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Towel yup doable, but it is better with a pretty little petite spinner perched on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always wondered this!!!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"

What's the heaviest thing you think you could reasonably dangle from your cock? "

You

LvM

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"A 20kg barbell, but I ended up with a ban from the gym

Was gonna say full bag of shopping but got banned from Sainsbury's"

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford

It doesn’t hurt at all. Reckon I could dangle a Kitty from it...just saying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually i have a similar query..

How about when you are in forward cowgirl and feel the need to bend backwards over your legs so the mans dick is going the opposite way

?

I really like doing this bit worry about whether it hurts or damages my partner

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Actually i have a similar query..

How about when you are in forward cowgirl and feel the need to bend backwards over your legs so the mans dick is going the opposite way

?

I really like doing this bit worry about whether it hurts or damages my partner "

I don’t understand. Do you have a photo to demonstrate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Surrey and Lorenzo, I don't know I'm pretty heavy! You wouldn't be able to use your arms or legs, I'd just be dangling off your cocks only... You sure you want to try that?!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I studied Greek vase painting at school (incredibly useful discipline in later life) and I remember one of the vases featured a man balancing a full kantharos of wine on his erect cock.

It set a very high standard for the weight I expect a cock to be able to support.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a full erection mine can be bent down towards the floor without any pain at all. I think that's true of most men but I might wrong.

Laux

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I get it

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Even when its hard my dick is like a cat in a walking vest, it refuses to stand up!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"With a full erection mine can be bent down towards the floor without any pain at all. I think that's true of most men but I might wrong.

Laux"

Nope. Not in the slightest

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Surrey and Lorenzo, I don't know I'm pretty heavy! You wouldn't be able to use your arms or legs, I'd just be dangling off your cocks only... You sure you want to try that?!"

I'm willing to give it a go, for science of course

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Actually i have a similar query..

How about when you are in forward cowgirl and feel the need to bend backwards over your legs so the mans dick is going the opposite way

?

I really like doing this bit worry about whether it hurts or damages my partner "

It doesn't necessarily hurt unless you really start yanking on it that way (it's like over stretching a muscle). It does put me a little on edge though

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... you use your cock to dangle the full weight of a bath towel? I often see photos of guys who are dangling a towel off their cock and it looks painful, but is it?

What's the heaviest thing you think you could reasonably dangle from your cock?

"

What weight are you again..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my balance once whilst squatting in heels to suck a guy off, only thing I could grab was his dick as I swung around him like a may pole, he didn’t flinch!

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By *urreyMassageGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Surrey and Lorenzo, I don't know I'm pretty heavy! You wouldn't be able to use your arms or legs, I'd just be dangling off your cocks only... You sure you want to try that?!"

Yes. Yes I am. Lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I lost my balance once whilst squatting in heels to suck a guy off, only thing I could grab was his dick as I swung around him like a may pole, he didn’t flinch!"

love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst thing is catching it in your zipper, and you have to pull the zip back down to get it out again , I cried for days lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surrey and Lorenzo, I don't know I'm pretty heavy! You wouldn't be able to use your arms or legs, I'd just be dangling off your cocks only... You sure you want to try that?!

I'm willing to give it a go, for science of course

LvM"

Well, if it's for science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually i have a similar query..

How about when you are in forward cowgirl and feel the need to bend backwards over your legs so the mans dick is going the opposite way

?

I really like doing this bit worry about whether it hurts or damages my partner

It doesn't necessarily hurt unless you really start yanking on it that way (it's like over stretching a muscle). It does put me a little on edge though

LvM"

Oh thank you!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"I lost my balance once whilst squatting in heels to suck a guy off, only thing I could grab was his dick as I swung around him like a may pole, he didn’t flinch!"

Good job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... you use your cock to dangle the full weight of a bath towel? I often see photos of guys who are dangling a towel off their cock and it looks painful, but is it?

What's the heaviest thing you think you could reasonably dangle from your cock?

What weight are you again..? "

Yeah cos I'm going to publish that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually i have a similar query..

How about when you are in forward cowgirl and feel the need to bend backwards over your legs so the mans dick is going the opposite way

?

I really like doing this bit worry about whether it hurts or damages my partner "

That would actually break my cock in half. - mine has a bend upwards. I always fear a woman doing that, mid coitus!

As for the OP’s question ref hanging: if fully aroused it doesn’t hurt, and you’d (or I’d!) happily hang a coat from mine, but i would need someone tickling or tugging my balls to “keep the old boy interested” … lol

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

During my time in the army me and the blokes used to do cock exercise’s by hanging weight of out erections and lifting them to give us more girth and a stronger squirt power....Jesus the things that go thru our heads

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Laughing so much... So now as well as taking my tape measure and protractor to meets, we'll have to do the towel challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost my balance once whilst squatting in heels to suck a guy off, only thing I could grab was his dick as I swung around him like a may pole, he didn’t flinch!"
care to renact ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A 20kg barbell, but I ended up with a ban from the gym

Was gonna say full bag of shopping but got banned from Sainsbury's"

They wouldn’t bat an eye in Morrisons

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

That's one way of stretching it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Laughing so much... So now as well as taking my tape measure and protractor to meets, we'll have to do the towel challenge "

It's important to know these things

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"I really like doing this bit worry about whether it hurts or damages my partner "

It is possible to “break” a penis and damage it, even though it’s basically an inflatable dong.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice


"Laughing so much... So now as well as taking my tape measure and protractor to meets, we'll have to do the towel challenge

It's important to know these things "

Nip round with the measuring gear and we can carry out a test kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It did a little bit! I remember doing the towel drop in one of my videos, the damp towel was heavier than expected lol… you can see I clenched my fist in it

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Laughing so much... So now as well as taking my tape measure and protractor to meets, we'll have to do the towel challenge

It's important to know these things "

It really is, so many ideas from the forums

I shall provide a report when I've actually had some fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It did a little bit! I remember doing the towel drop in one of my videos, the damp towel was heavier than expected lol… you can see I clenched my fist in it "

Oh I know your video well

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By *pdudeMan
over a year ago

newtown

Yes it is.

You can strain it if its bent to sharply. Ie a tight girl bouncing down on it from the wrong angle causing it to bend where it shouldnt..

Had a few close shaves on this my self and it hurts like fuck.

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

One time a wheel fell off my car and had no jack to lift car up to replace it! So took out my cock to balance car and replace wheel! Luckily it was a miniature toy car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One time a wheel fell off my car and had no jack to lift car up to replace it! So took out my cock to balance car and replace wheel! Luckily it was a miniature toy car "

I hope you managed to replace the tyre though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually i have a similar query..

How about when you are in forward cowgirl and feel the need to bend backwards over your legs so the mans dick is going the opposite way

?

I really like doing this bit worry about whether it hurts or damages my partner

That would actually break my cock in half. - mine has a bend upwards. I always fear a woman doing that, mid coitus!

As for the OP’s question ref hanging: if fully aroused it doesn’t hurt, and you’d (or I’d!) happily hang a coat from mine, but i would need someone tickling or tugging my balls to “keep the old boy interested” … lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a good day a 16ft five bar gate

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"... you use your cock to dangle the full weight of a bath towel? I often see photos of guys who are dangling a towel off their cock and it looks painful, but is it?

What's the heaviest thing you think you could reasonably dangle from your cock?

"

It helps with my pelvic floor muscles and also helps maintain a erection. So occasionally use a wet flannel while in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... you use your cock to dangle the full weight of a bath towel? I often see photos of guys who are dangling a towel off their cock and it looks painful, but is it?

What's the heaviest thing you think you could reasonably dangle from your cock?

It helps with my pelvic floor muscles and also helps maintain a erection. So occasionally use a wet flannel while in the shower. "

Interesting, so you use it as cock exercise?

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY


"When I was 18 I could hang a wet donkey jacket off it with a pair of 18” stilsons in each pocket.

Now a wet flannel falls off it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv never hung anything from it that I can recall

Pain I'm not sure of

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Hmm nope - could use it as a bat.

All just about if you have the stamina to remain standing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**sat here....perving quietly**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... you use your cock to dangle the full weight of a bath towel? I often see photos of guys who are dangling a towel off their cock and it looks painful, but is it?

What's the heaviest thing you think you could reasonably dangle from your cock?

It helps with my pelvic floor muscles and also helps maintain a erection. So occasionally use a wet flannel while in the shower. "

Working out the area just below the pubic bone ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Actually, this is a damned good question.

I am now very much feeling the need to incorporate some cock callisthenics into my workout…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually, this is a damned good question.

I am now very much feeling the need to incorporate some cock callisthenics into my workout…..

"

You sir... are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m thinking at my age hanging anything from my cock could be dangerous

But as a young lad I use to walk the streets with a lantern protruding from my cock to light the cobbles for ladies to find there way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm keen to see just how many combination spanners I can hang from it by the ring side but I don't own any big enough

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m thinking at my age hanging anything from my cock could be dangerous

But as a young lad I use to walk the streets with a lantern protruding from my cock to light the cobbles for ladies to find there way home "

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

I've dangled my wife on mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the 60s and 70s there was a well known criminal turned actor called John Bindon who reputedly could hang five pint glasses (with handles) on his ! He also allegedly had an affair with Princess Margaret.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Pic challenge ?

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