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I'm enjoying a child free day, husband is at work. My head is a bit confused about what I should be doing, or shouldn't be doing & relax.... | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
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As per subject: Can you be arsed today? "Id do you too 
Tired today and really can’t be arsed! | |||
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"I'm not sure
I'm enjoying a child free day, husband is at work. My head is a bit confused about what I should be doing, or shouldn't be doing & relax.... "You just provided multiple reasons not to bother with productivity | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
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As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
Id do you too
Tired today and really can’t be arsed!"Lucky me  
Let's not be arsed together. | |||
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"I can be arsed to get ready for a social later, so there is that. Now that I've had coffee!" I remember that feeling. Hope you are a last min master like me. Enjoy your social  | |||
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"No I can’t… can’t even do a decent comment saying I can’t!" It's been so refreshing to read truly not arsed comment | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
(Meme inspired post)
As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
Id do you too
Tired today and really can’t be arsed!
Lucky me
Let's not be arsed together."Shall we not be arsed and feel each other’s arses?  | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please "Haha what if I said I can't be arsed with that too? I know who is you gal for that. Midnight | |||
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"No. It's just like that And thats OK too. " Take care of yourself op x | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
(Meme inspired post)
As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
Id do you too
Tired today and really can’t be arsed!
Lucky me
Let's not be arsed together.
Shall we not be arsed and feel each other’s arses? "Oh how convenient. Can I wiggle mine against yours too since its Wednesday. I call it lazy twerk. | |||
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"Big nope from me " I hear you! Very convincing nope. | |||
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"No. It's just like that And thats OK too. Take care of yourself op x" I am not sure if Im capable. 
Thanks and likewise. | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please "Come on Posh... It'll be worth it! Big girl knickers on and arse in gear! | |||
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"I can sort of be arsed. I can be half-arsed. Like I'll do the stuff, but I can't be arsed doing it to a particularly high standard." I like your attitude. Keeping up appearances of being arsed. But truly not giving an arse. | |||
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"I'm not sure
I'm enjoying a child free day, husband is at work. My head is a bit confused about what I should be doing, or shouldn't be doing & relax....
You just provided multiple reasons not to bother with productivity "I did didn't I, I know what I need to do now, Thank you. If anyone wants me I'll be sat on my arse infront of the tv drinking cocktail eating cheese snacks  | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
(Meme inspired post)
As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
Id do you too
Tired today and really can’t be arsed!
Lucky me
Let's not be arsed together.
Shall we not be arsed and feel each other’s arses?
Oh how convenient. Can I wiggle mine against yours too since its Wednesday. I call it lazy twerk. "Wiggle away | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please "Stay in bed I'll come over xx | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
(Meme inspired post)
As per subject: Can you be arsed today? "Nope, but I so would!!
Today I would like all the hands caressing my body and kisses lots of kisses. 
Jo.Xx | |||
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"Big nope from me I hear you! Very convincing nope. " I got to get ready for work really but really really can’t be arsed I’m just perving instead | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please
Haha what if I said I can't be arsed with that too? I know who is you gal for that. Midnight "She's definitely the woman to make me do things | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please
Come on Posh... It'll be worth it! Big girl knickers on and arse in gear!"Ooh that's working! But I can't find the knickers so a bra will have to do | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please
Haha what if I said I can't be arsed with that too? I know who is you gal for that. Midnight
She's definitely the woman to make me do things "I've been dumped!! I'll get me coat  | |||
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"I can sort of be arsed. I can be half-arsed. Like I'll do the stuff, but I can't be arsed doing it to a particularly high standard. I like your attitude. Keeping up appearances of being arsed. But truly not giving an arse. " Fuckit, that'll do. Good enough. | |||
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… sorry Tuberose lol x
… I can’t be arsed thinking of something even vaguely funny to put here … so the truth is I can’t be arsed getting dressed and I’m sat in the garden reading this x
New levels of my can’t be arsed right there | |||
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"I can sort of be arsed. I can be half-arsed. Like I'll do the stuff, but I can't be arsed doing it to a particularly high standard. I like your attitude. Keeping up appearances of being arsed. But truly not giving an arse. " I’m hoping my level of can’t be arsed will improve to this ^ at some point today … I will feel pretty proud of myself if it does | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please
Haha what if I said I can't be arsed with that too? I know who is you gal for that. Midnight
She's definitely the woman to make me do things
I've been dumped!!
I'll get me coat "I can take instruction from a woman and a man | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please
Haha what if I said I can't be arsed with that too? I know who is you gal for that. Midnight
She's definitely the woman to make me do things
I've been dumped!!
I'll get me coat
I can take instruction from a woman and a man "But can you build IKEA furniture. I think not | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please
Haha what if I said I can't be arsed with that too? I know who is you gal for that. Midnight
She's definitely the woman to make me do things
I've been dumped!!
I'll get me coat
I can take instruction from a woman and a man
But can you build IKEA furniture.
I think not "I am a demon with a flat pack! | |||
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"I'm not sure
I'm enjoying a child free day, husband is at work. My head is a bit confused about what I should be doing, or shouldn't be doing & relax....
You just provided multiple reasons not to bother with productivity
I did didn't I, I know what I need to do now, Thank you.
If anyone wants me I'll be sat on my arse infront of the tv drinking cocktail eating cheese snacks "I see you join the can't be arsed club fully committed to the mission of the day. | |||
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"I’m at work, which as per my job remit (at least how it seems) involves me waiting for other people to get their arses in gear first. By which point I’ve lost all motivation. So no, I can’t be arsed" Can't you be arsed to arse them to be arsed? | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
(Meme inspired post)
As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
Nope, but I so would!!
Today I would like all the hands caressing my body and kisses lots of kisses.
Jo.Xx "How many hands is that exactly greedy lady? | |||
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"I can't. Which is bad because I really, really have to and I'm actually looking forward to thing that I can only do if I get my arse into gear. Rose..... make me be arsed please
Haha what if I said I can't be arsed with that too? I know who is you gal for that. Midnight
She's definitely the woman to make me do things
I've been dumped!!
I'll get me coat
I can take instruction from a woman and a man
But can you build IKEA furniture.
I think not
I am a demon with a flat pack!"A demon full stop | |||
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"The only thing I can be arsed about today is arses and as it’s wiggle Wednesday that’s good "Yeah that was the part of inspiration for this thread. Im surprised I was arsed to post it. | |||
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"Big nope from me I hear you! Very convincing nope. I got to get ready for work really but really really can’t be arsed I’m just perving instead " You are offline. Traitor. | |||
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"I have cricket later, so motivation levels will rise then because it's something I enjoy ...until then, no, can't be arsed. "Not sure if your team would be happy if you weren't arsed. | |||
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"The only thing I can be arsed about today is arses and as it’s wiggle Wednesday that’s good
Yeah that was the part of inspiration for this thread. Im surprised I was arsed to post it."I’m glad you did. More glad you posted that fab arse of yours | |||
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"If you were up for single guys it would be easy! Must be loads local to you. Otherwise its hope for a couple or "please yourself"! " I guess i like to complicate my life
Good luck though. If you can be arsed. | |||
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"No I really can’t, currently trying to talk myself into training legs on 3 hours sleep & no pre-workout. It’s going to be a loooong day! " Oh let's have a nap! A loooooong one. | |||
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"I’m in such a can’t be arsed mood today I even copied my reply from the other thread to paste here too … sorry Tuberose lol x
… I can’t be arsed thinking of something even vaguely funny to put here … so the truth is I can’t be arsed getting dressed and I’m sat in the garden reading this x
New levels of my can’t be arsed right there "where's the round of applause emoji when you need it! This is can't be arsedness I can only aspire to! | |||
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But that's not what you mean is it ?? | |||
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"I really can't be arsed today. Have sat through two online meetings and now just want to sit and be left alone the rest of the day....with coffee "Are you procaffeineating?
Enjoy every sip. | |||
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"Anyone mind if I post 'Can't be arsed' to the 'Phrases I hate thread'?" Go for it. | |||
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"No I really can’t, currently trying to talk myself into training legs on 3 hours sleep & no pre-workout. It’s going to be a loooong day! Oh let's have a nap! A loooooong one. " Ooo a nap sounds lovely | |||
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"I’m in such a can’t be arsed mood today I even copied my reply from the other thread to paste here too … sorry Tuberose lolx
How did you manage to get out to the garden! I can smell the warm air but well, you know...
… I can’t be arsed thinking of something even vaguely funny to put here … so the truth is I can’t be arsed getting dressed and I’m sat in the garden reading this x
New levels of my can’t be arsed right there
where's the round of applause emoji when you need it! This is can't be arsedness I can only aspire to!" | |||
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"I always find motivation hidden away……. In the kitchen cupboard……. In a jar of peanut butter! "Does yours have a fortune cookie type message inside it? With some affirmations etc as I can't be arsed to list them now. | |||
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"I’m in such a can’t be arsed mood today I even copied my reply from the other thread to paste here too … sorry Tuberose lol x
… I can’t be arsed thinking of something even vaguely funny to put here … so the truth is I can’t be arsed getting dressed and I’m sat in the garden reading this x
New levels of my can’t be arsed right there "Hats off..
Couldn't decide if it'd a new level of insult or you should get a round of applause when I can be finally arsed ... | |||
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"Right. Bugger you lot I'm going to chop up some wood with my axe " Is it in the green. I defo couldn't be arsed if it was dry. In fact, just get a hydraulic log spliter, this isn't the place for such efforts of an axe. | |||
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"At dork, 5 hours down 3 to go, I can’t be arsed but I don’t have a choice, doesn’t help that I detest Wednesdays. "Wednesdays are new Mondays. Faulty design. | |||
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"I can sort of be arsed. I can be half-arsed. Like I'll do the stuff, but I can't be arsed doing it to a particularly high standard. I like your attitude. Keeping up appearances of being arsed. But truly not giving an arse. I’m hoping my level of can’t be arsed will improve to this ^ at some point today … I will feel pretty proud of myself if it does "One hour in. Have you even tried to pretend you are bothered ? | |||
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"Nope! For multiple reasons. This is most certainly a can not be arsed day " Stamped and signed. With a finger in the air. That's the most I can do. | |||
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"Nope, nada not doing anything, have to wait for a delivery, so guaranteed it will be the last drop of the day, I have tennis to watch and a custard slice to be devoured "They never come when they said said would. Im usually undressed.
Custard slice..  I haven't had one in centuries. | |||
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"I can't even believe how unarsed I am today! Not dressed and I've only had 2 cups of tea because can't be arsed to make one! If yet to embrace not feeling arsed. I've been reading this thread and up until now I couldn't be arsed to post." You made it;-) also you need a teapot! Then you can be not arsed for longer. | |||
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"The only thing I can be arsed about today is arses and as it’s wiggle Wednesday that’s good
Yeah that was the part of inspiration for this thread. Im surprised I was arsed to post it.
I’m glad you did. More glad you posted that fab arse of yours "I should check yours now shouldn't I. But I cannot because I'm officially not arsed. can't betray the thread. | |||
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"I can't even believe how unarsed I am today! Not dressed and I've only had 2 cups of tea because can't be arsed to make one! If yet to embrace not feeling arsed. I've been reading this thread and up until now I couldn't be arsed to post. You made it;-) also you need a teapot! Then you can be not arsed for longer. " Thank you, it was a struggle. I have a teapot, but youve still got to get off the sofa, walk to the kitchen, put water in the kettle... *Charlie brown adult talk wap wap wap* | |||
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"I’m in such a can’t be arsed mood today I even copied my reply from the other thread to paste here too … sorry Tuberose lolx
… I can’t be arsed thinking of something even vaguely funny to put here … so the truth is I can’t be arsed getting dressed and I’m sat in the garden reading this x
New levels of my can’t be arsed right there
where's the round of applause emoji when you need it! This is can't be arsedness I can only aspire to!
How did you manage to get out to the garden! I can smell the warm air but well, you know...
"It was brief … I’m back indoors now can’t-be-arsing in style. I can see what I should be doing from here though which is a drawback | |||
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"I’m in such a can’t be arsed mood today I even copied my reply from the other thread to paste here too … sorry Tuberose lol x
… I can’t be arsed thinking of something even vaguely funny to put here … so the truth is I can’t be arsed getting dressed and I’m sat in the garden reading this x
New levels of my can’t be arsed right there
where's the round of applause emoji when you need it! This is can't be arsedness I can only aspire to!" … why thankyou x | |||
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"I’m in such a can’t be arsed mood today I even copied my reply from the other thread to paste here too … sorry Tuberose lolx
… I can’t be arsed thinking of something even vaguely funny to put here … so the truth is I can’t be arsed getting dressed and I’m sat in the garden reading this x
New levels of my can’t be arsed right there
where's the round of applause emoji when you need it! This is can't be arsedness I can only aspire to!
How did you manage to get out to the garden! I can smell the warm air but well, you know...
It was brief … I’m back indoors now can’t-be-arsing in style. I can see what I should be doing from here though which is a drawback "Tease me | |||
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"I can't even believe how unarsed I am today! Not dressed and I've only had 2 cups of tea because can't be arsed to make one! If yet to embrace not feeling arsed. I've been reading this thread and up until now I couldn't be arsed to post. You made it;-) also you need a teapot! Then you can be not arsed for longer. Thank you, it was a struggle. I have a teapot, but youve still got to get off the sofa, walk to the kitchen, put water in the kettle... *Charlie brown adult talk wap wap wap*" This sounds draining
I'd rather go thirsty. | |||
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"I’ve got an impromptu day off and I can’t be arsed doing anything except wait for completion on my house purchase which is going through today. That doesn’t take much effort thank god "Fingers crossed all paperwork is completed today and you can look for a nice keyring for your new house keys soon congrats. Or is it too early? | |||
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"I’m a poorly bunny, but I do have a very exciting date booked! Can’t be arsed yet though" you can get intensely excited just before x | |||
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"No, I definitely can't be arsed today. In fact I'm sitting on it to make sure. "
I'm glad you don't sit on your hands. | |||
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"I wish I could be arsed today
But that's not what you mean is it ?? "You filth. No i didn't. maybe. | |||
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"Completely can't be arsed today and work has been nothing but one pain in the arse issue after another to sort... Oh the joy of promotion "Congrats )
And breathe.. People are arseholes. Especially to new broomstick .;-) | |||
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"I wish I could be arsed today
But that's not what you mean is it ??
You filth. No i didn't. maybe. "Me ?? Filth?? No idea what you mean | |||
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"I can't even believe how unarsed I am today! Not dressed and I've only had 2 cups of tea because can't be arsed to make one! If yet to embrace not feeling arsed. I've been reading this thread and up until now I couldn't be arsed to post. You made it;-) also you need a teapot! Then you can be not arsed for longer. Thank you, it was a struggle. I have a teapot, but youve still got to get off the sofa, walk to the kitchen, put water in the kettle... *Charlie brown adult talk wap wap wap* This sounds draining
I'd rather go thirsty."I'm exhausted thinking about it! | |||
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"When it's not I can't be arsed.....unless it's a good arse, I'd do that " I can't see anyone around arsed to offer their arse for "I'd do that". Yet. Let's hope. | |||
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"I did have no more fucks to give but then my can be arsed kicked in and now I'm having lunch doing my second favourite thing in the world - compiling lists. That's a sure sign of arsedness and one that gives me a lot of joy. "What happens to the lists? | |||
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"Right. Bugger you lot I'm going to chop up some wood with my axe " If you don't reply to this soon I might be arsed to think you chopped of your fingers. | |||
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"I hear ya! That's why I'm here, if i look up! I should add I'd like special recognition for my non arsedness... having adhd and having taken my focus medication which is basically an amphetamine, my not being arsed is to be admired I think, takes it to another level! Pmsl!" I see it's like you play rope pulling between body and mind. Glad not arsedness is winning and you joined us. Here is an official certificate of a special recognition of your services to this thread. | |||
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"I can sort of be arsed. I can be half-arsed. Like I'll do the stuff, but I can't be arsed doing it to a particularly high standard. I like your attitude. Keeping up appearances of being arsed. But truly not giving an arse. I’m hoping my level of can’t be arsed will improve to this ^ at some point today … I will feel pretty proud of myself if it does
One hour in. Have you even tried to pretend you are bothered ? "Absolutely not … go next eh | |||
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"I did have no more fucks to give but then my can be arsed kicked in and now I'm having lunch doing my second favourite thing in the world - compiling lists. That's a sure sign of arsedness and one that gives me a lot of joy. "This thread is a trap. I'm hoping the whole commenting engagement turns my lazy arse upside down. I don't know about lists. I make lots but don't tick off much | |||
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"I hear ya! That's why I'm here, if i look up! I should add I'd like special recognition for my non arsedness... having adhd and having taken my focus medication which is basically an amphetamine, my not being arsed is to be admired I think, takes it to another level! Pmsl! I see it's like you play rope pulling between body and mind. Glad not arsedness is winning and you joined us. Here is an official certificate of a special recognition of your services to this thread. "Thank you, I shall frame it when I can be arsed | |||
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"No, don't feel like doing anything either, like you I just want someone to play with "I said I would do someone.
I would do them and leave. Couldn't be arsed to play. | |||
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"Can I be arsed with work today? No I cannot " Do you still have a job since you posted it? | |||
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"I’m in such a can’t be arsed mood today I even copied my reply from the other thread to paste here too … sorry Tuberose lol x
… I can’t be arsed thinking of something even vaguely funny to put here … so the truth is I can’t be arsed getting dressed and I’m sat in the garden reading this x
New levels of my can’t be arsed right there
where's the round of applause emoji when you need it! This is can't be arsedness I can only aspire to!"Right ?! Aspiration screams arsedness to me though;-) | |||
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"I did have no more fucks to give but then my can be arsed kicked in and now I'm having lunch doing my second favourite thing in the world - compiling lists. That's a sure sign of arsedness and one that gives me a lot of joy.
This thread is a trap. I'm hoping the whole commenting engagement turns my lazy arse upside down.
I don't know about lists. I make lots but don't tick off much "I'm the same re lists, I usually loose them! I'm also thinking about getting off my arse | |||
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"I did have no more fucks to give but then my can be arsed kicked in and now I'm having lunch doing my second favourite thing in the world - compiling lists. That's a sure sign of arsedness and one that gives me a lot of joy.
This thread is a trap. I'm hoping the whole commenting engagement turns my lazy arse upside down.
I don't know about lists. I make lots but don't tick off much
I'm the same re lists, I usually loose them!
I'm also thinking about getting off my arse "I have a back up plan now. I ask kids to memorise items from the shopping list. Its good for them no? | |||
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"I can sort of be arsed. I can be half-arsed. Like I'll do the stuff, but I can't be arsed doing it to a particularly high standard. I like your attitude. Keeping up appearances of being arsed. But truly not giving an arse. I’m hoping my level of can’t be arsed will improve to this ^ at some point today … I will feel pretty proud of myself if it does
One hour in. Have you even tried to pretend you are bothered ?
Absolutely not … go next eh "*go me duh | |||
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"I can sort of be arsed. I can be half-arsed. Like I'll do the stuff, but I can't be arsed doing it to a particularly high standard. I like your attitude. Keeping up appearances of being arsed. But truly not giving an arse. I’m hoping my level of can’t be arsed will improve to this ^ at some point today … I will feel pretty proud of myself if it does
One hour in. Have you even tried to pretend you are bothered ?
Absolutely not … go next eh
*go me duh "I thought you were challenging me to question you further I couldn't be arsed. | |||
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"No, I can’t be arsed, but I’m still doing my 10 hour shift, because I’m a hero, or is that zero? And OP I’d happily let you do me!!! "You are in a prison of arsedness. Escape. Freedom is just around the corner. If you can be arsed.
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"Nope, that's why I have the day off work
Happy with nothingness? "I don't have nothing, I have a TV, a sofa, and Fab. What more do I need? | |||
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"I did have no more fucks to give but then my can be arsed kicked in and now I'm having lunch doing my second favourite thing in the world - compiling lists. That's a sure sign of arsedness and one that gives me a lot of joy.
This thread is a trap. I'm hoping the whole commenting engagement turns my lazy arse upside down.
I don't know about lists. I make lots but don't tick off much
I'm the same re lists, I usually loose them!
I'm also thinking about getting off my arse
I have a back up plan now. I ask kids to memorise items from the shopping list. Its good for them no? "O yes, especially if they want to eat. The shopping list I used to give to the kids gave them something to do in the supermarket and taught them price per kilo not the shelf price. They thanked me as they got older when it came to sweets chocolates and booze! | |||
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"I can sort of be arsed. I can be half-arsed. Like I'll do the stuff, but I can't be arsed doing it to a particularly high standard. I like your attitude. Keeping up appearances of being arsed. But truly not giving an arse. I’m hoping my level of can’t be arsed will improve to this ^ at some point today … I will feel pretty proud of myself if it does
One hour in. Have you even tried to pretend you are bothered ?
Absolutely not … go next eh
*go me duh
I thought you were challenging me to question you further I couldn't be arsed. "It would appear I didn’t even arse to check before I posted it | |||
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"Nope nope nope nope. Ive had to make a effort but no cannot be arsed with the world today. "World can suck it ! | |||
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"No, bad hump day today. Failed to get over it." Its half way there. Roll on Thu. X | |||
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"Absolutely bloody not. Hence why I'm sat on my arse docking about on here instead of hanging up the washing
Mrs TMN x"I am imagining an interesting photo including a washing line. | |||
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"No. Definatley not! However this is not unusual for me. I cant be arsed most days and that is influenced by the thought of working. If i could spend my days having debauchery, fun and games i would be more inspired. ;-)" Hedonism could be my life philosophy too | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
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As per subject: Can you be arsed today? "I cannot. | |||
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(apart from blessed work and school runs and things they dont count) | |||
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"Right. Bugger you lot I'm going to chop up some wood with my axe If you don't reply to this soon I might be arsed to think you chopped of your fingers. "my fingers are fine. i think a few of you could do with a cuddle | |||
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"I have had one of the biggest I can’t be arsed days ever… no motivation to do anything. Even eating was a chore…" Sometimes different body needs take priority. as long as this lack of appetite does not last. | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
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As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
I cannot."It's perfectly acceptable in this safety corner. | |||
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"I did 'the thing' I had to do that was weighing on me. Now I am free of things for a little bit I am struck with inertia. The only thing that gets me off my phone is when the battery dies and I can only mòve from a comfy chair when nature calls (apart from blessed work and school runs and things they dont count) "I have those. Maybe tomorrow. | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
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As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
I cannot.
It's perfectly acceptable in this safety corner. "We may need a blanket fort. | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
(Meme inspired post)
As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
I cannot.
It's perfectly acceptable in this safety corner.
We may need a blanket fort."I have pegs. And rope. but who can be arsed to build it? | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
(Meme inspired post)
As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
I cannot.
It's perfectly acceptable in this safety corner.
We may need a blanket fort.
I have pegs. And rope.but who can be arsed to build it?"I have a blanket and some nipple clamps. Climb inside lol | |||
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"No, I can't be arsed with anything now, I'm done for the day. I feel poop and just want to snuggle in my pjs with my cats" Oh and me. Early night would be nice ending of the day. And for insomnia to kiss its arse. My cat always snuggles with me when I'm bleurgh. | |||
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"Can i fook be bothered to adult!! "Adulting rating: * | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
(Meme inspired post)
As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
I cannot.
It's perfectly acceptable in this safety corner.
We may need a blanket fort.
I have pegs. And rope.but who can be arsed to build it?
I have a blanket and some nipple clamps. Climb inside lol"More like crawl. Unless it's a treehouse | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
(Meme inspired post)
As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
I cannot.
It's perfectly acceptable in this safety corner.
We may need a blanket fort.
I have pegs. And rope.but who can be arsed to build it?
I have a blanket and some nipple clamps. Climb inside lol
More like crawl. Unless it's a treehouse "Fair point. Cant be arsed to climb anyway...let’s crawl lol. | |||
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"It’s been a long arse day of suffering from celebrating last night! Ready for my bed already. " What did you celebrate? The win? | |||
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"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you. I'd do you.
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As per subject: Can you be arsed today?
Nope, but I so would!!
Today I would like all the hands caressing my body and kisses lots of kisses.
Jo.Xx
How many hands is that exactly greedy lady? "I guess it depends on how many people can be arsed to touch!
The more the merrier. Naturally!
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"It’s been a long arse day of suffering from celebrating last night! Ready for my bed already. What did you celebrate? The win? "How did you guess? | |||
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"I've done lots today and still have lot's to do yet. But no, I really can't be arsed at this point "Ploughing through it then. Hope you are going to reward yourself somehow. | |||
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"Yes finally I can, a well overdue reset has put my brain Into an achievement state and I am ready to take on the world again "Spare some of that energy please ) | |||
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"Eurghhh today has been a battle. Closed off the month with work and booked tomorrow off to sleep… roll on 4 day weekend ") aww bliss. 4 days in a row. How are you planning to spend it? | |||
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"No. I can't. Can't even be arsed explaining why." That's alright. We all get bit empty sometimes. | |||
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