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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Here’s a thread for all of those random thoughts or questions that you think about during the course of the day.

Whatever you want to ask or muse, feel free…

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Why do we have toe nails?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Where the hell does our kittencat find the jingle balls from and why is it always at 11pm that she decides to discover them?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Why do we have toe nails? "

Why do they grow at different rates from our finger nails?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Where the hell do all my teaspoons go?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Where the hell does our kittencat find the jingle balls from and why is it always at 11pm that she decides to discover them? "

She takes them from the collars of other cats she has slain in mortal feline battle?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Why do my dogs lie down in the most bloody stupid places?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Why does a jigsaw tool come ready completed?

Surely it would be more thematically coherent for it to be in pieces with a picture on the front of the box?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the hell do all my teaspoons go?"

Uri Geller sneaks in and steals them in the night

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Does purple bird poo taste like berries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my cat could talk, what would she say about me..

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Why do my dogs lie down in the most bloody stupid places?"

You don’t have dogs, you’ve got yappy cats.

Hope that helps

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Where the hell does our kittencat find the jingle balls from and why is it always at 11pm that she decides to discover them?

She takes them from the collars of other cats she has slain in mortal feline battle?

That would explain a lot

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Does purple bird poo taste like berries?"

Yes it does and it’s sour to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the hell do all my teaspoons go?

Uri Geller sneaks in and steals them in the night "

He doesn't need to sneak in. He will call them out.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Why do my dogs lie down in the most bloody stupid places?

You don’t have dogs, you’ve got yappy cats.

Hope that helps"

Errrr I have silent dogs!!! There’s only one that barks.. and he’s deaf!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Where the hell do all my teaspoons go?"

Science is still yet to answer this question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do women take selfies in pub toilets?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Why do my dogs lie down in the most bloody stupid places?

You don’t have dogs, you’ve got yappy cats.

Hope that helps

Errrr I have silent dogs!!! There’s only one that barks.. and he’s deaf!

Girl dog barked more as she went deaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women take selfies in pub toilets? "

Light is kind

not too bright

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Why do my dogs lie down in the most bloody stupid places?

You don’t have dogs, you’ve got yappy cats.

Hope that helps

Errrr I have silent dogs!!! There’s only one that barks.. and he’s deaf!

I rest my case!

You’ve got 3 cats and a yappy deaf cat.

They can’t be dogs, they’re the wrong size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women take selfies in pub toilets?

Light is kind

not too bright"

Learn something new everyday, I need to up my selfie game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the hell do all my teaspoons go?

Uri Geller sneaks in and steals them in the night

He doesn't need to sneak in. He will call them out. "

Are you him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why some people think that crocs are acceptable footwear to walk around in? Mind you. I just vommed even putting crocs in the footwear category….

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wtf do you women talk about when you go to the loo together??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wtf do you women talk about when you go to the loo together??

You. All of us just talk about you. Even the women who don't know you. They all talk about you.

Hope that helps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Wtf do you women talk about when you go to the loo together??

You. All of us just talk about you. Even the women who don't know you. They all talk about you.

Hope that helps

Can't be a very long conversation then

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wtf do you women talk about when you go to the loo together??

You. All of us just talk about you. Even the women who don't know you. They all talk about you.

Hope that helps

Can't be a very long conversation then

Nah. Mostly it's just "That Fucknugget!" Then we shake out heads, chuckle and talk about periods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are Wetherspoons toilets always a postcode away from the bar?

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Do sheep have favourite fields?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Wtf do you women talk about when you go to the loo together??

You. All of us just talk about you. Even the women who don't know you. They all talk about you.

Hope that helps

Can't be a very long conversation then

Nah. Mostly it's just "That Fucknugget!" Then we shake out heads, chuckle and talk about periods.

I'm worth two words ?? Great

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

If Chinese food is fattening then why are most Chinese people slim?.

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"If Chinese food is fattening then why are most Chinese people slim?."

They only have little mouths so can’t fit much in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"If Chinese food is fattening then why are most Chinese people slim?."

They don’t eat the same crap that they serve us

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