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Please take my man off me for a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol does anyone else just want 5 mins brake from their man at times lmao I love him to bits but if he’s no talking about his motorbike he’s talking about his pc aaagh my head he even dreams about his bike lmao bless him someone take him out

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sell him to the

Penguin's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmao to where haha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Lmao to where haha "

Arctic pole

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

We could send him fishing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lmao I need coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can send him my way, am happy to talk the hind legs off a donkey about PC or motorbikes

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Put a viagara in his tea, we did that to my boss once when his mouth was so busy, his arse didn't get a chance. We found out afterwards that he'd gone to a knocking shop in Swansea to have the results of our efforts dealt with, and it got him out of the road for a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can send him my way, am happy to talk the hind legs off a donkey about PC or motorbikes "

Lmao he would love that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put a viagara in his tea, we did that to my boss once when his mouth was so busy, his arse didn't get a chance. We found out afterwards that he'd gone to a knocking shop in Swansea to have the results of our efforts dealt with, and it got him out of the road for a while. "

Lmao

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Put a viagara in his tea, we did that to my boss once when his mouth was so busy, his arse didn't get a chance. We found out afterwards that he'd gone to a knocking shop in Swansea to have the results of our efforts dealt with, and it got him out of the road for a while.

Lmao "

Stop laughing so much

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

I’ll take him round Brands Hatch on a super bike....he’ll be quiet for a few days after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll take him round Brands Hatch on a super bike....he’ll be quiet for a few days after "

He has super bikes and choppers lol

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Send him here

My hubby is bike mad

I’m sure they would have loads to talk about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll take him round Brands Hatch on a super bike....he’ll be quiet for a few days after

He has super bikes and choppers lol "

Just get him a couple of bike mags, somw lube and a box of Kleenex and sit him in a quiet corner! Instant peace for a while!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send him here

My hubby is bike mad

I’m sure they would have loads to talk about"

I shall box him up and send him first class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll take him round Brands Hatch on a super bike....he’ll be quiet for a few days after

He has super bikes and choppers lol

Just get him a couple of bike mags, somw lube and a box of Kleenex and sit him in a quiet corner! Instant peace for a while!! "

Lmao I think he would ask for help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol does anyone else just want 5 mins brake from their man at times lmao I love him to bits but if he’s no talking about his motorbike he’s talking about his pc aaagh my head he even dreams about his bike lmao bless him someone take him out "

Send him to the shops for something that doesn’t exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a viagara in his tea, we did that to my boss once when his mouth was so busy, his arse didn't get a chance. We found out afterwards that he'd gone to a knocking shop in Swansea to have the results of our efforts dealt with, and it got him out of the road for a while. "

Good job he didn’t have a heart condition he hadn’t mentioned

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can he hang wallpaper?

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Put a viagara in his tea, we did that to my boss once when his mouth was so busy, his arse didn't get a chance. We found out afterwards that he'd gone to a knocking shop in Swansea to have the results of our efforts dealt with, and it got him out of the road for a while. "

"Spiking, where someone adds drugs or alcohol to another person's drink without them knowing, is illegal. Whether it's done as a prank or with the intent to steal from or assault"

This was taken directly from the metropolitan police website. I hope you understand to some degree the stupidity of your actions

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By *urves and KinksCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

We should set up a man crèche!!

Fill it with video games, darts, football, beer, things with engines and a shedload of steaks.

They won't even notice we've gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some jobs that need doing round the house, is he any good at DIY?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"We should set up a man crèche!!

Fill it with video games, darts, football, beer, things with engines and a shedload of steaks.

They won't even notice we've gone "

Until the washing up needs doing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We should set up a man crèche!!

Fill it with video games, darts, football, beer, things with engines and a shedload of steaks.

They won't even notice we've gone "

Omg let’s go let’s do that !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got some jobs that need doing round the house, is he any good at DIY? "

He’s excellent at diy lol.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Awww…. Someone should invent the equivalent of soft play areas, where women can have a cuppa and relax while the man plays with toys , supervised of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take him we can talk bout playing motor bike games on the PC lol ha ha ....

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"Lmao to where haha

Arctic pole"

oh boy, that would be truly mean…all the penguins are in the Antarctic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him build a shed. One he can fit a mattress in

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Goodness, no, I don't want a man

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