FabSwingers.com forum: What weapon

By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Do you scratch your back with?

Knitting needle is up there, I don't have one so I use either the door frame and a Baloo impression or a coat hanger.

What's your weapon of choice/necessity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my special scratchy stick following my shingles last year. It has a little hand on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always rubbing up the door frame!

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I have a back scratching brush.. nice long handle means I can reach wherever I need it

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I grab a whip and self flagellate to glory

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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago

stourbridge

I use the hard brush that I use to wash my back in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breadknife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote control

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I can usually reach everywhere with my fingernails.

On another note, my back is now starting to itch... I hate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drumstick! I’ve loads around and they’re the right length.

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"Do you scratch your back with?

Knitting needle is up there, I don't have one so I use either the door frame and a Baloo impression or a coat hanger.

What's your weapon of choice/necessity?"

I would normally go for the baloo impression myself I'm big and furry anyway so may aswell behave appropriately lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Before the knitting needle I used a coat hanger or the carving fork.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole.

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Haha has to be the nearest door frame to scratch that itch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you scratch your back with?

Knitting needle is up there, I don't have one so I use either the door frame and a Baloo impression or a coat hanger.

What's your weapon of choice/necessity?"

Should you or could you ask a stranger to scratch it?

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

TV remote control works wonders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a door frame scratch

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Hairbrush or wooden spoon.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Hairbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fwb has a back scratcher that I bought him, so I would borrow that... Although that has just made me realise I don't get an itchy back, very often

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Hair brush or spaghetti strainer

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole."

The dado rail at work is the right height for me.

Smile n wave, nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door frame or towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door frame or daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Door frame or towel "

I was going to say the wall, but now it's meaningless cause you said door frame

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Door frame or towel "

I was totally expecting wooden spoon

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I do a Baloo against a tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to use a shatterproof ruler until it broke, couldn't believe that!

Now it's anything I can grab to hand?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole.

The dado rail at work is the right height for me.

Smile n wave, nothing to see here "

I don't care who watches.

When my itchy patch starts up I'm on it like Baloo the bear

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Or I become a contortionist with my arms to get that fooking annoying itch

haha x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I used to use a shatterproof ruler until it broke, couldn't believe that!

Now it's anything I can grab to hand?"

I don't recommend a cactus

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

I use the tv remote. Not having a man in the house it has no other useful function

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole.

The dado rail at work is the right height for me.

Smile n wave, nothing to see here

I don't care who watches.

When my itchy patch starts up I'm on it like Baloo the bear"

I don't want them all seeing my cum face..... coz it must be pretty close to the real thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole.

The dado rail at work is the right height for me.

Smile n wave, nothing to see here

I don't care who watches.

When my itchy patch starts up I'm on it like Baloo the bear

I don't want them all seeing my cum face..... coz it must be pretty close to the real thing "

Can you remember what it looks like? Lol

I'm joking...please let me off without cunting me .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Te shirt

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole.

The dado rail at work is the right height for me.

Smile n wave, nothing to see here

I don't care who watches.

When my itchy patch starts up I'm on it like Baloo the bear

I don't want them all seeing my cum face..... coz it must be pretty close to the real thing

Can you remember what it looks like? Lol

I'm joking...please let me off without cunting me ....."

Cunt him female PP.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole.

The dado rail at work is the right height for me.

Smile n wave, nothing to see here

I don't care who watches.

When my itchy patch starts up I'm on it like Baloo the bear

I don't want them all seeing my cum face..... coz it must be pretty close to the real thing

Can you remember what it looks like? Lol

I'm joking...please let me off without cunting me ....."

cheeky cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole.

The dado rail at work is the right height for me.

Smile n wave, nothing to see here

I don't care who watches.

When my itchy patch starts up I'm on it like Baloo the bear

I don't want them all seeing my cum face..... coz it must be pretty close to the real thing

Can you remember what it looks like? Lol

I'm joking...please let me off without cunting me .....

cheeky cunt.

Yes...I got called a cunt by pp,I'm off to bed now

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington

"Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole.

The dado rail at work is the right height for me.

Smile n wave, nothing to see here

I don't care who watches.

When my itchy patch starts up I'm on it like Baloo the bear

I don't want them all seeing my cum face..... coz it must be pretty close to the real thing "

When I clean my ears with an ear bud I get my cum face according to my wife....what..dont look at me like that. I'm only cleaning my ears.

To be fair my Mrs gets her cum fave when I acctually scratch her back or massage her pressure points on her feet.

If I had 2 pairs of hands she'd be screwed...quite litterally when she pulls that face.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I think a sticklebrick on a stick would be epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you consider somebody scratching your back for you. A partner maybe x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Chunky's back scratching services are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is back scratching porn mmmmm

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Would you consider somebody scratching your back for you. A partner maybe x"

No fucking chance. No partners for me for the foreseeable and very probably the unforeseeable too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I think a sticklebrick on a stick would be epic "

Or Lego.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Must be lucky, as I can scratch any part of my back I need to. Or I have freakishly long arms.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Last week I used the edge of the bus stop pole.

The dado rail at work is the right height for me.

Smile n wave, nothing to see here

I don't care who watches.

When my itchy patch starts up I'm on it like Baloo the bear

I don't want them all seeing my cum face..... coz it must be pretty close to the real thing "

I look like I'm trying to squeeze out a fart.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A man

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Fortunately I am quite flexible so my reach around is pretty good, so just my own hand and nails does the job xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just rub against a door frame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big kitchen knife or hairbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just rub against a door frame.

That ones been taken your comment is meaningless

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"Do you scratch your back with?

Knitting needle is up there, I don't have one so I use either the door frame and a Baloo impression or a coat hanger.

What's your weapon of choice/necessity?"

I'm not always successful particularly if it's a morbid itch, but I do enjoy the challenge sometimes of just trying to will the itch away, if you like.

It's blimmin' difficult but the feeling you get when you can will away an itch and not succumb to the urge to scratch it is quite novel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back scrubber.. Bought two.. On for bathroom and one for bedroom when hubby wakes up in middle of night.. Who knew a side effect of chemo is itchiness????

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Do you scratch your back with?

Knitting needle is up there, I don't have one so I use either the door frame and a Baloo impression or a coat hanger.

What's your weapon of choice/necessity?"

The Mrs, or an extendable back scratcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those big metal carving forks are ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nearest person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nearest person!

You mean any old stranger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote or pen but very gently I can't do with something scratching me too much.. does my head in

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I have a big paddle hairbrush with firm bristles. I’ve never found anything to better it’s scratchability.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

My fingers. I'm sufficiently flexible that I don't need anything else.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I use the hard brush that I use to wash my back in the shower "

Why have I never thought of this?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Someone gave me a thingy for alleviating an itchy back. I don’t know what it is called but it looks like a very rough towelling sort of material, about 4 or 5 inches wide and about 2 foot long with a handle in each end. You just sling it over your shoulder, grab a handle each end and rub it back and forth till your hearts content.

Obviously not that good in public as you have to be topless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tree... like blu

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I have a big paddle hairbrush with firm bristles. I’ve never found anything to better it’s scratchability. "

This for me too!

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