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"England result? " Better than that | |||
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"England result? Better than that Although that was pretty monumental. | |||
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"England result? Better than that Ukraine last minute winner? | |||
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"England result? Better than that Not football related. | |||
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"Pregnant? Not at my age, with no womb. | |||
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"Pregnant? You have a jackpot winning lottery ticket ? | |||
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"Fresh bedding? I bloody love it. NBVN x" No, but you've reminded me I need to look for my summer bedding | |||
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"Pregnant? Better than that | |||
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"Getting married? " I actually burst out laughing reading that | |||
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"Becoming a Gran I'm a great-grandmother already | |||
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"Any clues? Lol" Pork scratchings. | |||
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"You're a great grandmother! That's lovely. Erm... you're going to get dicked soon? " Yes, I can hardly believe it, but she's so beautiful. And I wish. | |||
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"Did someone buy you a giant greggs sausage roll?. (My favourite)" I can't eat the pastry | |||
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"You’ve been to a pub and had pork scratchings Nope. Can't stand them myself | |||
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"well if my dog's excitement is comparable right now; you've just found a hedgehog?! " That would excite me very much, but no. | |||
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"Any clues? Lol Pork scratchings." You've shaved your legs and no longer resemble them? Oh balls, that was me | |||
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" Have you been perving at my sexy pics again? | |||
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"Bacon butty??" Yes please. | |||
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"Have you finally had that MMF you've wanted ?? Unfortunately, no. | |||
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"You’ve been appointed as Matt Hancock’s new Personal Assistant?" | |||
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"Have you finally had that MMF you've wanted ?? Damn thought I'd got it | |||
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"You found a pigs trotter at the same time your back was incredibly itchy. All you needed was an extra inch of nail to reach optimum scratching level..... and there it was." Actually, I've been using a knitting needle. | |||
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"New lingerie! " Is it blue? | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. If you’re keeping your mouth closed that rules out half the guesses so far Omg we're gonna see her on the telly! | |||
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"Men, is this what being prickteased feels like? " Nah, at least I can have a wank to ease it. This is just torture | |||
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"You found a pigs trotter at the same time your back was incredibly itchy. All you needed was an extra inch of nail to reach optimum scratching level..... and there it was. Actually, I've been using a knitting needle. " Corrr, I did that when I broke my arm the first time and had a proper plaster of Paris cast. The itching inside the cast was insane, and so was the stink when I pulled the knitting needle out after scratching | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. " Will you do a pre thread thread to tell us you're doing a thread to tell us all your wonderful news in a thread ?? | |||
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"You found a pigs trotter at the same time your back was incredibly itchy. All you needed was an extra inch of nail to reach optimum scratching level..... and there it was." | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. If you’re keeping your mouth closed that rules out half the guesses so far Some people will probably know what I'm on about. I can't even think of a clue without giving the whole thing away. You're all going to be terribly disappointed when you know lol | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. Will you do a pre thread thread to tell us you're doing a thread to tell us all your wonderful news in a thread ?? I won't need to do a thread. Some other women might be happy too. | |||
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"You found the correct term for using a or an before a vowel?? I was going to lose sleep over that bastard. | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. Will you do a pre thread thread to tell us you're doing a thread to tell us all your wonderful news in a thread ?? But we haven't met | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. Will you do a pre thread thread to tell us you're doing a thread to tell us all your wonderful news in a thread ?? Ahhhhhh | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. " You're on a TV quiz show and won. | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. Will you do a pre thread thread to tell us you're doing a thread to tell us all your wonderful news in a thread ?? Is that a light bulb moment? | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. You're on a TV quiz show and won. Nope, but I could be called stalker of the year. | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. You're on a TV quiz show and won. So that was your peeking through my window. | |||
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"Men, is this what being prickteased feels like? " Almost. But certainly what time wasting feels like | |||
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"Men, is this what being prickteased feels like? Almost. But certainly what time wasting feels like But I'm so happy I could burst | |||
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"well if my dog's excitement is comparable right now; you've just found a hedgehog?! " Aww that is sweet. | |||
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"Great.. Why? " Guess who's back? | |||
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"Great.. Why? Guess who's back?" Libs penis | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. Will you do a pre thread thread to tell us you're doing a thread to tell us all your wonderful news in a thread ?? Tom Hardy is joining as a fab member | |||
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"Great.. Why? Guess who's back?" F&B? He borrowed my Fiat Punto to go watermelon shopping and hasn’t returned it still | |||
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"You might all find out in a couple of weeks. Until then I will have to keep my mouth closed. Will you do a pre thread thread to tell us you're doing a thread to tell us all your wonderful news in a thread ?? Totally | |||
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"Men, is this what being prickteased feels like? " Yes Yes it does. | |||
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"Great.. Why? Guess who's back?" To fab? | |||
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"Great.. Why? " I’ll gladly put a £10 in the charity box on a notional bet that the answer will be a huge anticlimax. | |||
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"Men, is this what being prickteased feels like? Yes Yes it does." | |||
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"Got laid? Miracles do happen? I don't need miracles for that and although I did have sex recently, it's better than that. | |||
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"Great.. Why? Guess who's back? F&B? He borrowed my Fiat Punto to go watermelon shopping and hasn’t returned it still Not him. | |||
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"Great.. Why? I’ll gladly put a £10 in the charity box on a notional bet that the answer will be a huge anticlimax. It will be. I never said anyone else will be happy about it | |||
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"Got laid? Miracles do happen? Apologies, I hadn't seen that the OP was a fem when I posted. First thought itcwas an England thread but that will be short lived as ever. Sorry OP x | |||
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"Chewbacca father?" I'm not even going to try to work out what that means. | |||
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"Got laid? Miracles do happen? | |||
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"Chewbacca father? I'm not even going to try to work out what that means. " Wook dad? | |||
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"Chewbacca father? I'm not even going to try to work out what that means. Wook dad?" Oh, nope. | |||
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"Chewbacca father? I'm not even going to try to work out what that means. Wook dad?" Stop starting rumours. | |||
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"The Duke? Please say it’s The Duke! Hail his name Ooooo good shout! | |||
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"The Duke? Please say it’s The Duke! Hail his name No, as much as I liked him, it's not him. | |||
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"If it ain't Libs penis I'm gonna be gutted. I'm now thinking about Libs penis. It could be made into a statue named "the beauty of the penis" Sigh. " | |||
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"Chewbacca father? I'm not even going to try to work out what that means. Wook dad? Stop starting rumours. " Chewies dad was called itchy S | |||
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"Great.. Why? I’ll gladly put a £10 in the charity box on a notional bet that the answer will be a huge anticlimax. Fair point! | |||
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"Fresh bedding? I bloody love it. NBVN x No, but you've reminded me I need to look for my summer bedding " That's a clue, right there. | |||
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"Am I the only one that’s clueless?" No you're not. I think someone has rejoined fab, but that's all I can figure out. | |||
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"Am I the only one that’s clueless?" Someone is returning to the forum…..we’re trying to guess who. It’s not The Duke though | |||
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"Am I the only one that’s clueless? No you're not. I think someone has rejoined fab, but that's all I can figure out. " I kind of figured, but I want to know who. Far too curious for this | |||
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"Great.. Why? Guess who's back?" I know one who’s back but been asked to keep quiet! Not sure if it’s the same one! | |||
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"Great.. Why? Guess who's back? I know one who’s back but been asked to keep quiet! Not sure if it’s the same one! Oh don't do that to me Nora x | |||
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"Is it Dash? I miss him. " Aw I really miss him too | |||
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"Am I the only one that’s clueless? Someone is returning to the forum…..we’re trying to guess who. It’s not The Duke though I don’t think I remember the Duke? | |||
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"Am I the only one that’s clueless? Someone is returning to the forum…..we’re trying to guess who. It’s not The Duke though The Duke was…..well a beckon for all we chaps to aspire towards and was generous enough to bestow his almost Biblical wisdom in the sacred art of sexual conquest. Hail his name! | |||
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"Fresh bedding? I bloody love it. NBVN x No, but you've reminded me I need to look for my summer bedding That's a clue, right there. Not many people will know that reference to pillows though | |||
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"Is it Dash? I miss him. Aw I really miss him too It's not Dash, and I've not been asked to keep quiet. | |||
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"Is it Dash? I miss him. Aw I really miss him too .so tell us | |||
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"Is it Dash? I miss him. Aw I really miss him too Put us out of our misery | |||
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"Is it Dash? I miss him. Aw I really miss him too This xx | |||
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"Packet of Jaffas/piece of cake and whatever else he was called!?" Price of fabradoodle | |||
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"I know Queenies back" Yeah she’s been back a while x | |||
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"Fresh bedding? I bloody love it. NBVN x No, but you've reminded me I need to look for my summer bedding That's a clue, right there. Was pork scratching a clue too? | |||
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"I know Queenies back Yeah she’s been back a while x" Xx | |||
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"Oh please let it be Minge Man!" | |||
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"Packet of Jaffas/piece of cake and whatever else he was called!?" Funny you should say his name. He left mine half hour ago | |||
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"Packet of Jaffas/piece of cake and whatever else he was called!? Funny you should say his name. He left mine half hour ago Did he leave crumbs everywhere? Lol | |||
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"Packet of Jaffas/piece of cake and whatever else he was called!? Funny you should say his name. He left mine half hour ago Aw did he. Give him my love next time you see him | |||
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"Oh please let it be Minge Man! Me too | |||
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"Wait! Was this mystery persons catchphrase, ‘No you can’t have my penis?’ " I doubt it. | |||
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"I know Queenies back" Not her. | |||
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"Packet of Jaffas/piece of cake and whatever else he was called!? Funny you should say his name. He left mine half hour ago Will do, this was a flying brew visit whilst passing, we're gonna catch up properly soon and I'm gonna kick his arse at bowling again. | |||
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"Fresh bedding? I bloody love it. NBVN x No, but you've reminded me I need to look for my summer bedding That's a clue, right there. Now THAT would be a hell of an MMF. | |||
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"Fresh bedding? I bloody love it. NBVN x No, but you've reminded me I need to look for my summer bedding That's a clue, right there. I'm working on it | |||
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"Fresh bedding? I bloody love it. NBVN x No, but you've reminded me I need to look for my summer bedding That's a clue, right there. No clues in your profile pics. #dissapointed | |||
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"Lib Yasmeen" Was it you the returner x | |||
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"Lib Yasmeen Was it you the returner x" Who knows what's going through her mind tbh. | |||
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"Lib Yasmeen Was it you the returner x Who knows what's going through her mind tbh." Well welcome back xxx | |||
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"Lib Yasmeen Was it you the returner x Who knows what's going through her mind tbh. Well welcome back xxx" Thanks | |||
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"Lib Yasmeen Was it you the returner x Who knows what's going through her mind tbh. Well welcome back xxx Thanks Xxx | |||
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"Lib Yasmeen Was it you the returner x Who knows what's going through her mind tbh." You know full well what goes through my mind | |||
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"Lib Yasmeen Was it you the returner x Who knows what's going through her mind tbh. You know full well what goes through my mind Filth!!!!!!!! Have you had that MMF yet? | |||
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