FabSwingers.com forum: Sexual Swearing

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Following on from the swearing thread yesterday, sometimes even the most polite of folk can become rampant potty mouths during sex it seems.

Indeed, I have been quite shocked previously to be told to and I quote, ‘Fuck me you fucking bastard!’ Etc (and this from a lady who I never heard swear before!)

Are you guilty of this?

What sort of obscenities do you tend to utter during sex?

Don’t be shy - your secret is safe with me…..and everyone else who reads this

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll spit out more 'fucks' than the wolf of wall street! For such a non religeous type, I call JC's name a fair bit too!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Not much of a swearer but one of my partners has actually started joking that he is the messiah because of how often I say jesus or god during sex

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing""

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will use the c word during sex sometimes, and all the f's!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mt favourite is the word 'fuck' very versatile.

Fuck yes.

Oh God, fuck.

Mmmm, fuck.

Fucking yes.

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not much of a swearer but one of my partners has actually started joking that he is the messiah because of how often I say jesus or god during sex

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Is that during the Second Coming ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"

Omg

I'm sorry.... I didn't mean to offend

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing""

Fucking Liar

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing""

I like that; Courteous and eloquent: ‘Ooo that feels most splendid dear. Shall we break off for tea and cucumber sandwiches during the interval?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to hear my partner swear during she

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"

Fucking Liar

Shurrup. I'm elegant

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"

I like that; Courteous and eloquent: ‘Ooo that feels most splendid dear. Shall we break off for tea and cucumber sandwiches during the interval?’

No cucumber..... it likes to bubble back up and that's never good during the intercoursing.

Maybe tea and scones?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"

Fucking Liar

Shurrup. I'm elegant

Out of the bedroom , maybe

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Not much of a swearer but one of my partners has actually started joking that he is the messiah because of how often I say jesus or god during sex

Is that during the Second Coming ?

Yes. And the third and fourth

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I do have rather a potty mouth, at times.

I tend to utter a lot of "fucks" or "God" at appropriate times during sex.

But I like the build up and love whispering "put your cock in my mouth" in his ear. Followed by "now fuck me", once I'm sated.

I don't ever use the c word during sex. Hate it used in that context. X

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"

Fucking Liar

Shurrup. I'm elegant

Out of the bedroom , maybe

I'm sure there is a rule against picking on me in the laws of the forum.....

I'm totally telling on you!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I do have rather a potty mouth, at times.

I tend to utter a lot of "fucks" or "God" at appropriate times during sex.

But I like the build up and love whispering "put your cock in my mouth" in his ear. Followed by "now fuck me", once I'm sated.

I don't ever use the c word during sex. Hate it used in that context. X"

I'm aroused

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do have rather a potty mouth, at times.

I tend to utter a lot of "fucks" or "God" at appropriate times during sex.

But I like the build up and love whispering "put your cock in my mouth" in his ear. Followed by "now fuck me", once I'm sated.

I don't ever use the c word during sex. Hate it used in that context. X"

You hussy!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"

Fucking Liar

Shurrup. I'm elegant

Out of the bedroom , maybe

I'm sure there is a rule against picking on me in the laws of the forum.....

I'm totally telling on you!!

OK fair point ... But am I fibbing ??

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"

Fucking Liar

Shurrup. I'm elegant

Out of the bedroom , maybe

I'm sure there is a rule against picking on me in the laws of the forum.....

I'm totally telling on you!!

OK fair point ... But am I fibbing ??

Yes. Absolutely. Cos I wrote down what I say so it must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha you did this. I won't quote myself, seems too intimate, but in the crime of passion moment I might be a bit explicit

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Lots of blaspheming.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I do have rather a potty mouth, at times.

I tend to utter a lot of "fucks" or "God" at appropriate times during sex.

But I like the build up and love whispering "put your cock in my mouth" in his ear. Followed by "now fuck me", once I'm sated.

I don't ever use the c word during sex. Hate it used in that context. X"

I misread that for a second….’Put your cock in my ear.’

I need glasses

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm going to get hit by lightning one of these times.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I don't talk dirty - not often I can form a coherent sentence during sex.

I do swear like a navvy though.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"

Fucking Liar

Shurrup. I'm elegant

Out of the bedroom , maybe

I'm sure there is a rule against picking on me in the laws of the forum.....

I'm totally telling on you!!

OK fair point ... But am I fibbing ??

Yes. Absolutely. Cos I wrote down what I say so it must be true

Tbf it's even worse when you're driving

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I'm going to get hit by lightning one of these times. "

I must admit that I do myself often take the Lord’s name in vain during carnal moments….

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

C never ever ever swears…ever.

Get her at the point of orgasm and she’s like a docker

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Feck and I find religion an awful lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of 'penetrate me with your large phallus' kind of language

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Lots of 'penetrate me with your large phallus' kind of language

This thread is killing me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lots of 'penetrate me with your large phallus' kind of language

Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck seems to be the best word

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s actually quite arousing to hear a, ‘Oooooh you bastard!’ or an, ‘Oooh you fucker!’ during the act I find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I very rarely swear but make me horny as and I'm not responsible for what might come out my mouth

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lots of 'penetrate me with your large phallus' kind of language

Don't forget the "please".

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic

Aww man. I thought you liked what I said

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Just a little!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic

Aww man. I thought you liked what I said

‘Plunge thy rigid manhood into my lady garden and let us sip Pimms as we lay in the afterglow.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of 'penetrate me with your large phallus' kind of language

Don't forget the "please"."

Oh no no, I'm not polite with my obscene language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo god yes I do I turn for a very polite to all the potty mouth under the sun

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic

Aww man. I thought you liked what I said

‘Plunge thy rigid manhood into my lady garden and let us sip Pimms as we lay in the afterglow.’

Good sir. Wouldst thou, perchance, fancy a rutting?

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing""

This made me laugh way to hard

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic

Aww man. I thought you liked what I said

‘Plunge thy rigid manhood into my lady garden and let us sip Pimms as we lay in the afterglow.’

Good sir. Wouldst thou, perchance, fancy a rutting?

Fair maiden, mine loins doth quiver in joyous anticipation of thy proposal

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I can be quite sweary during sex, not in a "talking dirty" sense but rather expressing enjoyment. Apparently this can be surprising for for first timers as ordinarily I am well spoken.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I can be quite sweary during sex, not in a "talking dirty" sense but rather expressing enjoyment. Apparently this can be surprising for for first timers as ordinarily I am well spoken."

I use swearing like punctuation, but am awfully circumspect in my language in the boudoir.

Ain’t life weird, fuck, shit, bastard!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.

Chaps?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic

Aww man. I thought you liked what I said

‘Plunge thy rigid manhood into my lady garden and let us sip Pimms as we lay in the afterglow.’

Good sir. Wouldst thou, perchance, fancy a rutting?

Fair maiden, mine loins doth quiver in joyous anticipation of thy proposal

Oh you gusset moistener, you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a shouty growly sweary bloke

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I lose count of the amount of times I say fuck

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.

Chaps? "

Shit? Premature ejac?

I’ve never exclaimed that, you?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.

Chaps? "

We would appreciate it if you refrained from shitting yourself.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.

Chaps?

We would appreciate it if you refrained from shitting yourself. "

My “cock sock” would earn its corn cleaning up all that mess!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.

Chaps?

Shit? Premature ejac?

I’ve never exclaimed that, you? "

God Lord, no.

I’m more of a, ‘Hallelujah!’ or else, ‘Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more!’ type of guy

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.

Chaps?

We would appreciate it if you refrained from shitting yourself. "

My anal nerve was apparently hot wired to my pc muscles that day….

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.

Chaps?

Shit? Premature ejac?

I’ve never exclaimed that, you?

God Lord, no.

I’m more of a, ‘Hallelujah!’ or else, ‘Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more!’ type of guy

I shall inform the academy, you sound like you deserve an award!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.

Chaps?

Shit? Premature ejac?

I’ve never exclaimed that, you?

God Lord, no.

I’m more of a, ‘Hallelujah!’ or else, ‘Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more!’ type of guy

I shall inform the academy, you sound like you deserve an award!

Sir Lawrence Olivier would be proud of my bedroom thespian skills. Well…..possibly

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I can be quite sweary during sex, not in a "talking dirty" sense but rather expressing enjoyment. Apparently this can be surprising for for first timers as ordinarily I am well spoken.

I use swearing like punctuation, but am awfully circumspect in my language in the boudoir.

Ain’t life weird, fuck, shit, bastard! "

"Oh my FUCKING god, shit, SHIT, don't you dare fucking stop doing what you're doing!" *blissful screams* then embarrassment

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.

Chaps?

Shit? Premature ejac?

I’ve never exclaimed that, you?

God Lord, no.

I’m more of a, ‘Hallelujah!’ or else, ‘Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more!’ type of guy

I shall inform the academy, you sound like you deserve an award!

Sir Lawrence Olivier would be proud of my bedroom thespian skills. Well…..possibly

Dear Larry, goney, poor poor Larry!

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I can be quite sweary during sex, not in a "talking dirty" sense but rather expressing enjoyment. Apparently this can be surprising for for first timers as ordinarily I am well spoken.

I use swearing like punctuation, but am awfully circumspect in my language in the boudoir.

Ain’t life weird, fuck, shit, bastard!

"Oh my FUCKING god, shit, SHIT, don't you dare fucking stop doing what you're doing!" *blissful screams* then embarrassment

And that’s the nearest I’ll ever get to hearing what you sound like in the bedroom… *sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mt favourite is the word 'fuck' very versatile.

Fuck yes.

Oh God, fuck.

Mmmm, fuck.

Fucking yes.

Hehe

This is me too

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s actually quite arousing to hear a, ‘Oooooh you bastard!’ or an, ‘Oooh you fucker!’ during the act I find."

I quite like a bit of dirty fucking bastard

And Im normally very polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I swear a lot during sex! My brain seems to switch off and the only words I seem to remember are swear words! I always warn the guy beforehand

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It’s actually quite arousing to hear a, ‘Oooooh you bastard!’ or an, ‘Oooh you fucker!’ during the act I find.

I quite like a bit of dirty fucking bastard

And Im normally very polite"

I’ll have a quick sniff of my armpit just to make sure we’re singing off the same hymn sheet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s actually quite arousing to hear a, ‘Oooooh you bastard!’ or an, ‘Oooh you fucker!’ during the act I find.

I quite like a bit of dirty fucking bastard

And Im normally very polite

I’ll have a quick sniff of my armpit just to make sure we’re singing off the same hymn sheet

That'll do it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Urry up ya cunt, Tenable is on in a mo"

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