FabSwingers.com forum: 50 ways to leave your lover

By *atnip make me purr OP Woman
over a year ago

Reading

Points for humour or originality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block them haha

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Off you fuck Chuck

Sod off in your van Dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit in her shoes

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By *atnip make me purr OP Woman
over a year ago

Reading

"Shit in her shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit in her shoes

That’s not leaving her. That’s giving her sticky toes.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Buy them a one way ticket to Siberia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You come too quick, Rick

I’ve found another man, Anne

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By *lueEyesEnigmaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Tell them that you want to take the relationship to the previous level...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them that you want to take the relationship to the previous level..."

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

Make new swinging plans Stan...

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By *omnlynneCouple
over a year ago

milton keynes

Hit him with the iron Brian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard it's not you it's me text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve found a new Dom, Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop the L-bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually left an ex whilst on holiday to Spain. I booked my flights home, packed my bag secretly and told him when my taxi arrived.

NBVN x

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By *atnip make me purr OP Woman
over a year ago

Reading

"I actually left an ex whilst on holiday to Spain. I booked my flights home, packed my bag secretly and told him when my taxi arrived.

NBVN x"

Class

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

Doors that way don't let it bite you in the arse on your way out

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By *oItForYorkshireCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Hide behind the glory hole wall.

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By *olmateMan
over a year ago

west mids

"Shit in her shoes

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook for them!

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By *atnip make me purr OP Woman
over a year ago

Reading

"Cook for them!

That bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not eat at testa

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not eat at testa

Noted

Well I am not taking my shoes off at yours, for that matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cook for them!

That bad? "

That good

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Change the door locks.

Hide the car

Go down the pub and get pissed.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Keep using the other women’s names when talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's never nice leaving someone. Last time I dumped someone I was in tears. Then within weeks she found someone new. Charming.

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By *atnip make me purr OP Woman
over a year ago

Reading

"It's never nice leaving someone. Last time I dumped someone I was in tears. Then within weeks she found someone new. Charming. "

There's always one.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Feign sudden and complete amnesia and a sudden dramatic change in ones sexual orientation…

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Get her to drink gallons of water saying its for an upcoming pee play session where she is dressed as up as one of of teletubbies then tie her to the bed by her hands and feet.......then leave

Nobody likes lying in the wet patch and she will be there till you ring the fire service to come around and untie her 12 hours later

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Blast them with artillery Hillary

Use an A10 Ben

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Tell them that you want to take the relationship to the previous level..."

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

Under the patio, Horatio

Hop on the bus, Gus

Jump off the Pier, Kier

In the library with the candlestick, Dick

Drop her in with the pig, Stig

Empty the bank accounts, move to the Bahamas, get facial reconstructive surgery and a new identity, Lee

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sew up her tent, Kent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do not eat at testa

Noted

Well I am not taking my shoes off at yours, for that matter!

Lol. Good point

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cut out her kidney, Sidney.

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By *obka3Couple
over a year ago

bournemouth

Had a relationship after my divorce that I thought might go somewhere I did a lot gor her and helped her sort a new rented house etc but found out she was messing me about, she was very good looking and had never been dumped before, one night I just couldnt stand bring in her company, after we had shagged I said I'm going in the morning and wont be back, she was speechless, I just turned over and went to sleep, got up at five and never saw her again

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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago

stourbridge

Tell her/him you are working hard to lose 15 stones of unsightly blubber next year.

Hopefully they will take the hint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you have erectile dysfunction, then fuck half of the forum behind her back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High and dry

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By *atnip make me purr OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan

Under the patio, Horatio

Hop on the bus, Gus

Jump off the Pier, Kier

In the library with the candlestick, Dick

Drop her in with the pig, Stig

Empty the bank accounts, move to the Bahamas, get facial reconstructive surgery and a new identity, Lee "

Not sure that last one quite scans.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Dig a coffin shaped hole in the garden

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Find a new lay, Ray.

Your just such a prick, Rick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(sung in a country and western style)

how can i miss you if you wont go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call they best mate wait for them finshing work have them walk in on you fucking sed best mate with they suit case packed at the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dig a coffin shaped hole in the garden "

Or a human-shaped hole and save a tree?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's never nice leaving someone. Last time I dumped someone I was in tears. Then within weeks she found someone new. Charming.

There's always one. "

Your titts distracted me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut out her kidney, Sidney. "

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

You're not welcome .....Matt

Changed the lock......Hancock

You're on cam......man

Don't need to be coy....boy

You're in the shit, just listen to me.

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By *atnip make me purr OP Woman
over a year ago

Reading

"Dig a coffin shaped hole in the garden "

Subtle! I like it.

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By *entle_giant35Man
over a year ago

hitchin

Hit him with a pan, Fran.

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

Just ask Paul Simon, he had it all sussed out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eer who the fuck are you! If you do not get out of this place I will remove you myself.

( play the amnesia card)

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