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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Put yr order in

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Black russian cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An espresso martini please

NBVN x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Black russian cheers!ot"
on the way comrade

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"An espresso martini please

NBVN x"
on its way as fast as I can

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Something very strong. I'll leave it up to you barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peach bilini please.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Something very strong. I'll leave it up to you barman"
sex on the beach

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Peach bilini please. "
your wish is my command

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Porn star martini and a Prosecco shot please

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Porn star martini and a Prosecco shot please

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for you the world my darling xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Zombie.

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By *smithyukMan
over a year ago

Staffs

Any of the ones women order that are full of pop and ice and cost about £20 a time and take the barman 10 minutes make

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Porn star martini and a Prosecco shot please

This please!! But non-alcoholic

J x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A Zombie."
out there Doctor out there

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Porn star martini and a Prosecco shot please

This please!! But non-alcoholic

J x"
coming right up don't get asked for these very often happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I order a bramble and a Dark and stormy please

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By *smithyukMan
over a year ago

Staffs

[Removed by poster at 28/06/21 19:14:58]

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

A Long Island iced tea please

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Any of the ones women order that are full of pop and ice and cost about £20 a time and take the barman 10 minutes make

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Don't.know what you are talking about you are bared

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Can I order a bramble and a Dark and stormy please "
just check my little black book but will be coming right up

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Purple People Eater please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Espresso martini please or a glass of ròse

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A Long Island iced tea please

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is this a Scottish delicasy x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Purple People Eater please"
madam very out there coming up x

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Porn star martini and a Prosecco shot please

This please!! But non-alcoholic

J xcoming right up don't get asked for these very often happy to oblige

I’m on anti-biotics & not happy!!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Who's picking up the tab??

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Espresso martini please or a glass of ròse

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are they both for you madam if so umbrella in the martini xx

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Who's picking up the tab??"
younare didn't I mention that

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Can you send over a cocktail to the lady in the red dress in the corner. "From an admirer"

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Porn star martini and a Prosecco shot please

This please!! But non-alcoholic

J xcoming right up don't get asked for these very often happy to oblige

I’m on anti-biotics & not happy!! "
I am you are saving me a fortune x

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

"A Long Island iced tea please

is this a Scottish delicasy x

No, it’s American lol x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Can you send over a cocktail to the lady in the red dress in the corner. "From an admirer"

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you old romantic you sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something dry, sour and a little sweet.

Dark spicy Rum, plenty of fresh lime, large dash of full fat , large splash of ginger beer and crushed ice maybe.

Whatever that is!

Thanks, Barman

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A Long Island iced tea please

is this a Scottish delicasy x

No, it’s American lol x"
I know was just testing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newport Shank please!

(Carlsberg Special Brew and Gin!)

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Something dry, sour and a little sweet.

Dark spicy Rum, plenty of fresh lime, large dash of full fat , large splash of ginger beer and crushed ice maybe.

Whatever that is!

Thanks, Barman

"
steady on old boy only one pair of hands

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

An Amnesia please. My favourite cocktail since I had to give up all things fizzy.

For those of you that don’t know what it is, try it

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Newport Shank please!

(Carlsberg Special Brew and Gin!) "
you are only getting one of them you will be on your back

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"An Amnesia please. My favourite cocktail since I had to give up all things fizzy.

For those of you that don’t know what it is, try it

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I haven't a clue I am a cocktail bean

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Purple rain and two raspberry vodka shots

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By *summmCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Mojito for me and frozen strawberry daquari for hotwife please

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Newport Shank please!

(Carlsberg Special Brew and Gin!) "

What a waste of gin!!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Purple rain and two raspberry vodka shots "
very sophisticated madam from Harrow expected x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Mojito for me and frozen strawberry daquari for hotwife please"
coming right up you Aberdeen beauty x

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Who's picking up the tab??younare didn't I mention that

Let's hope that lottery comes through then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something dry, sour and a little sweet.

Dark spicy Rum, plenty of fresh lime, large dash of full fat , large splash of ginger beer and crushed ice maybe.

Whatever that is!

Thanks, Barman

That’s a dark and stormy

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Something dry, sour and a little sweet.

Dark spicy Rum, plenty of fresh lime, large dash of full fat , large splash of ginger beer and crushed ice maybe.

Whatever that is!

Thanks, Barman

That’s a dark and stormy "
Tom you are a cocktail conasuir coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A UB40 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry Daiquiri

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"A UB40 please "
red red wine my little joke coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something dry, sour and a little sweet.

Dark spicy Rum, plenty of fresh lime, large dash of full fat , large splash of ginger beer and crushed ice maybe.

Whatever that is!

To be fair it’s usually a beat rum with a chunk of frozen lime in it, that’ll do

Thanks, Barman

That’s a dark and stormy Tom you are a cocktail conasuir coming right up

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Strawberry Daiquiri

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bit posh for daggers

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

An Italian 75 please

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By *irsty bTV/TS
over a year ago

blackpool

Strawberry daiquiri or pina colada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Lagoon please

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Strawberry daiquiri or pina colada "
or or you my lady are having both x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Blue Lagoon please

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coming right up madam and may I say you are looking voluptuous tonight xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jagerbomb with an umbrella

Does it count?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"An Italian 75 please

K "
wewe madam my Italian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink pussy

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Jagerbomb with an umbrella

Does it count?

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Who do you think you are waste of umbrella coming right up

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Pink pussy"
Roger pink pushy coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something dry, sour and a little sweet.

Dark spicy Rum, plenty of fresh lime, large dash of full fat , large splash of ginger beer and crushed ice maybe.

Whatever that is!

Thanks, Barman

That’s a dark and stormy Tom you are a cocktail conasuir coming right up

To be fair it’s usually a beat rum with a chunk of frozen lime in it, that’ll do

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Pink pussyRoger pink pushy coming right up x

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sorry Roker

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Something dry, sour and a little sweet.

Dark spicy Rum, plenty of fresh lime, large dash of full fat , large splash of ginger beer and crushed ice maybe.

Whatever that is!

Thanks, Barman

That’s a dark and stormy Tom you are a cocktail conasuir coming right up

To be fair it’s usually a beat rum with a chunk of frozen lime in it, that’ll do

"
thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Capriniha please

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Capriniha please"
sophistication at its finest sir

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By *jkuk72Man
over a year ago

London & Herts

In no specific order: espresso martini, caipirinha, mojito, moscow mule, pisco sour, margarita

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"In no specific order: espresso martini, caipirinha, mojito, moscow mule, pisco sour, margarita

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give me 5 mins kids are playing up only one set of hands ! Help yourself to my nuts while you are waiting xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Espresso martini please or a glass of ròse

are they both for you madam if so umbrella in the martini xx

Yep

I'm thirsty .

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a main of Tuberose, with a side of AnnieWilkes if there's one going?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'll have a main of Tuberose, with a side of AnnieWilkes if there's one going?

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wash your mouth out for you the world

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Cocktail bar last orders still shaking till 9 xx

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Long Island tea for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry Daiquiri

bit posh for daggers

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pina colada please, with pineapple on the side and a sparkler

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Long Island tea for me please"
No problem madam x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margarita please

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Pina colada please, with pineapple on the side and a sparkler

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coming rightbup you are a sparkler x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Margarita please "
No problem madam x

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Long island iced tea for me please bar keep xx

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Long island iced tea for me please bar keep xx"
for you sweetheart the world xx

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

"Long island iced tea for me please bar keep xxfor you sweetheart the world xx

You've made me smile xx

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Long island iced tea for me please bar keep xxfor you sweetheart the world xx

You've made me smile xx "
will you be coming back xx

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

"Long island iced tea for me please bar keep xxfor you sweetheart the world xx

You've made me smile xx will you be coming back xx

For sure, with a cherry on top x

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Long island iced tea for me please bar keep xxfor you sweetheart the world xx

You've made me smile xx will you be coming back xx

For sure, with a cherry on top x"
you saucy minx my number is on the serviette xx

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Bar closed bugger off last one out lock up

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