FabSwingers.com forum: Swearing

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

How often do you swear?

Do you swear randomly and liberally in everyday conversation or else do you only swear in extreme circumstances?

…..Or are you like me, a veritable angel who never utilises such frightfully vulgar and coarse diction? ….. Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I swear to myself but I don’t swear in public so not that often really. I’m a bit of a car swearer though.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Quite a lot

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

All the cunting time

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Hardly ever in real life, so when I do people know that I am properly pissed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amongst friends, like a navvy. At work, more selectively and not at all with strangers until they do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Don’t trust people who don’t swear !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that often really, I only truely swear when I'm having a rant.. it's good for the soul!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

It’s proven to be good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too fucking much. If I had a swear jar I'd be even poorer.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

When the situation requires it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect I have tourettes

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I swear far too much...the product of working for years on building sites and in warehouses where it's part of everyday conversations.

I do know when to refrain though, my nan would still give me a clip round the ear if I let out so much as a 'bloody hell'

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I have had a really good fucking explosive rant in fucking ages, probably because I haven't seen any fucking twats who have fucked me off and caused me to lose my fucking temperature.

But as a rule no, I don't swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the cunting time "

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"How often do you swear?

Do you swear randomly and liberally in everyday conversation or else do you only swear in extreme circumstances?

…..Or are you like me, a veritable angel who never utilises such frightfully vulgar and coarse diction? ….. Yes

Depends on the audience and what I am talking about, but yeah I use colourful language more than I should.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very rarely, was something I was bought up with that women don’t swear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never swear at work, anywhere else I let loose with the swears to varying degrees

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By *illy_WxmMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Fucking frequently

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Top Tip: Struggling to knock out that last target rep on a given exercise?

Try shouting, ‘Cunt!’ whilst doing it

It really works

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By *issMeSlowlyMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Around friends, I swear a bit.

On my own, all the time.

Family, rarely

Strangers, never unless they do, even then I don't really swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day but not because my vocabulary is limited. I use swear words to enhance what I’m saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like swearing and hate people who swear.. FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny thing is, i will swear all day long at work (building sites), but as soon as I leave work im like a choirboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly ever and never in just everyday conversation. Sometimes in my head or muttered if I've just, for example, burnt my hand in the kitchen.

If I go full on 'fucking cunts' I'm usually shouting and it means I've just completely lost my shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretty much as a means of punctuation in every sentence! I do enjoy disecting a solitary word with a suitable sweary insert! Unbefuckingleivably childish I know!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I have a mouth like a sewer rat!

It’s not great

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

Fucking fuck

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If I'm doing housework and my dogs keep getting under my feet, every few minutes.

Then I'll realise I'm swearing a lot and check myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hardly ever in real life, so when I do people know that I am properly pissed off"

Me too. I do use the F word in the bedroom though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Hardly ever and never in just everyday conversation. Sometimes in my head or muttered if I've just, for example, burnt my hand in the kitchen.

If I go full on 'fucking cunts' I'm usually shouting and it means I've just completely lost my shit

I write cunt more on here than I say it in real life.

I've only used it to display my abhorrence of specific people, and that's really rare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the situation requires it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Never.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I never swore in front of my parents, aunts, uncles or my father in law. He didn't like women to swear in public.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I never swore in front of my parents, aunts, uncles or my father in law. He didn't like women to swear in public.

And he didn't swear in front of women or children either.

My mother in law however has a potty mouth.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

20 plus years in bars and restaurants. I’m dreadful. Never in front of my dad though!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"All the cunting time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking love this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much when driving

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

On an interesting side note; Has anyone else noticed how the word, ‘Cunt’ is creeping into more and more films and TV programmes in the last few years?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasionally I swear at you

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Occasionally I swear at you

I promise I’ll fix the shed roof tonight wifey….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Occasionally I swear at you

I promise I’ll fix the shed roof tonight wifey….

About fecking time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swearing is vital for my health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m f*cking terrible, swear far too much! But it always feels better after dropping a C bomb here & there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah way too much. Count is a favourite so applicable to carried situations. Though I do hate the women shouldn’t use that.

Always swear in context though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear when I wish to make it clear I'm angry with you.

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I don't eff and Jeff when casually speaking but rather I use profanities more creatively. So I do swear quire liberally although I do self censor (somewhat) in front of the children.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

They usually just slip out but sometimes they're intentional

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

I spent 13 years in the Army… of course I fucking swear!

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

The Viz Profanisaurus is great for creative swearing

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By *..FirstMan
over a year ago

london

I am a potty mouth. I need a fines jar and then go on 4 luxury holidays a year on the 5p coins in the jar!

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By *obbfcMan
over a year ago

Livingston

swore as a kid and was grassed up by best pal. Took a beating so never swore again.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Lalochezia is the emotional relief that a person may feel after cursing and studies show that intelligent people swear more.

I swear too much probably and too often at myself to stop a destructive train of thought (just a simple F.O.). That works surprisingly well.

I don't swear in front of my kids or my Dad. I'm quite capable of regulating my language to the company I keep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"

I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t swear a huge amount, but if I feel the need I do, I have learnt to say the c word in the last year

Never in front of my mum though

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I never swear, but........in the throse of passion, when I'm being really turened on, I've been known to utter the fxxx word.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"I never swear, but........in the throse of passion, when I'm being really turened on, I've been known to utter the fxxx word.

Me too, it actually feels like how I would expect sexual tourette's to feel should that be a thing.

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I never swear, but........in the throse of passion, when I'm being really turened on, I've been known to utter the fxxx word.

Me too, it actually feels like how I would expect sexual tourette's to feel should that be a thing."

Lol, a good description!!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Being an ex soldier, I'm very proficient at swearing but I only swear amongst work colleagues when we're in a private discussion - never in public or at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally can't say a sentence without a fuck of 2 in among it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never swear, but........in the throse of passion, when I'm being really turened on, I've been known to utter the fxxx word.

Me too, it actually feels like how I would expect sexual tourette's to feel should that be a thing."

Maybe we could preform a scientific study to find out, write down our findings then try again to make sure our study was not flawed, and produce our case study on the possibility of sexual enduced turettes syndrome or as I like to call it SETTS to the scientific community. not to be confused with the other simular sounding word sex. We can do that too. I dont know who's idea it was to study SETTS through vibrators and dildos. Oh yeah that was just the foreplay

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

"I never swear, but........in the throse of passion, when I'm being really turened on, I've been known to utter the fxxx word.

Me too, it actually feels like how I would expect sexual tourette's to feel should that be a thing."

lol that is an awesome description, I have been know to induce sexual tourette's on occasion so must be doing something right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the cunting time "

Love it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never understand why people think it's a lack of vocabulary is the reason for swearing.

Swear words are usually replace words ie like, the ,errm

Also enhance, hi-light and accentuate the content of the conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been swearing a lot more recently. I don't know if it's the stress of the world we are living in or something completely unrelated but it is totally doing my fffin head in!

I never used to swear in front of my wife but somehow it has started to creep into my vocabulary. As soon as I've said it I regret it and feel as though my usual eloquent oration is being destroyed. Maybe it's the lack of face to face meetings and personal contact that has something to do with it. Whateve it is I am determined to stamp it out ASAP.

If I actually carried coinage around with me anymore I'd get myself a swear jar set up but I've not carried cash around for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"

Love that

. Ive been told in the past I have the face of an angel and the mouth of a docker .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t swear a huge amount, but if I feel the need I do, I have learnt to say the c word in the last year

Never in front of my mum though

Yes!! A casual C bomb is a cracker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear in the car, but when my kids are with me I substitute insults with vegetables. They think it's hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For example, cut up on the motorway by your typical move and then indicate (insert car make here) driver, had to hit the brakes and shouted "what are you doing you... Twaddling.... Turnip! “

Roars of laughter from the kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"

I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it"

Hear the sound of a cracking whip?

Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus.

Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Fuck this.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"

Love that

. Ive been told in the past I have the face of an angel and the mouth of a docker .

This worked for me all my life. Keeping up appearances

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By *ionelhutzMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"All the cunting time "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"

I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it

Hear the sound of a cracking whip?

Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus.

Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain.

Mhm. What is this, backchat? Okay Miss fire in her eyes, better find the flipping fire extinguisher and start replacing your fucking words. I spit flames 100 degrees centergrade ill take you to and leave you in space so you can think about your actions till its time to come down.

So your not Sagittarius, but after that display I'm bound to say Leo. But refuse to belive that for one second. So I will say Aries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"

I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it

Hear the sound of a cracking whip?

Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus.

Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain.

So your not Sagittarius, but after that display I'm bound to say Leo. But refuse to belive that for one second. So I will say Aries.

Foolish assumption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"

I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it

Hear the sound of a cracking whip?

Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus.

Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain.

So your not Sagittarius, but after that display I'm bound to say Leo. But refuse to belive that for one second. So I will say Aries.

Foolish assumption

Noooooooooooooooo. You bloody lioness you, you will be the first lion sent to the moon

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"

I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it

Hear the sound of a cracking whip?

Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus.

Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain.

So your not Sagittarius, but after that display I'm bound to say Leo. But refuse to belive that for one second. So I will say Aries.

Foolish assumption

Noooooooooooooooo. You bloody lioness you, you will be the first lion sent to the moon

I'm secretly glad you are not aries though, as that's my mums sign. and she really is the feckin god of war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup...all. the. time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eerr quite a bit.

I do try and keep it polite at work. 'go suck a willy' and 'what a penis'. A lot.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario

Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.

I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.

Whats youur star sign Mr hunky?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario

Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.

I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.

Whats youur star sign Mr hunky?"

I’m an Aquarius - blue eyes and swear fairly seldom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario

Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.

I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.

Whats youur star sign Mr hunky?

I’m an Aquarius - blue eyes and swear fairly seldom

Auhh my heart grows lighter a fellow aquarious, I dont rember an aquarious I have met in person, I'm sure I have but.. Well I don't rember, I have green eyes I'm 27th and you?

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Fuckington-fuckatash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario

Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.

I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.

Whats youur star sign Mr hunky?

I’m an Aquarius - blue eyes and swear fairly seldom

Auhh my heart grows lighter a fellow aquarious, I dont rember an aquarious I have met in person, I'm sure I have but.. Well I don't rember, I have green eyes I'm 27th and you?"

I also seldom swear, unless certain pretty little Leo things spit their venom, blooming trouble makers they are watch out for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckington-fuckatash"

Is that what you get when you go down on a lady, I usually lick mine off like iv just taken a sip from a sweet tasting latte ha!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario

Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.

I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.

Whats youur star sign Mr hunky?

I’m an Aquarius - blue eyes and swear fairly seldom

Auhh my heart grows lighter a fellow aquarious, I dont rember an aquarious I have met in person, I'm sure I have but.. Well I don't rember, I have green eyes I'm 27th and you?"

I’m the 31st

Salutations my fellow Aquarian

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Alot

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I think I should do a separate thread on sexual swearing…..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I think I should do a separate thread on sexual swearing….."

You should and will

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I swear more than I like actually, but never around the children.

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