FabSwingers.com forum: I've just swallowed

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

a teensy bit of my new toothpaste. It's potentially lethal - the back of my throat is on fire and the skin inside my mouth feels loose!

Be careful with the new micro beads Colgate. Don't risk it for that toothpaste oral trick.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have the new 3D one its vile...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

your mouth feels loose???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're only meant to brush your bloody teeth with it!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I take it they don't do a chocolate version then

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"your mouth feels loose???

The skin on the inside of my cheeks is peeling off! But my teeth feel really clean.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You're only meant to brush your bloody teeth with it!

And your tongue! I take oral hygiene very seriously.

Just don't risk it elsewhere!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Keep it away from my kippers please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"your mouth feels loose???

The skin on the inside of my cheeks is peeling off! But my teeth feel really clean."

Are you sure it's toothpaste - and not domestos??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont put it on electric toothbrush if it doubles up as a vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're only meant to brush your bloody teeth with it!

And your tongue! I take oral hygiene very seriously.

Just don't risk it elsewhere!"

I once got toothpaste on my cock! Fuck it really stings if it gets anywhere near your japs eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could use it as multi purpose wallpaper stripper!

I almost brushed my teeth with Nair recently, I quickly removed that tube from next to the toothpaste to avoid further incidents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shaving foam instead of deodrant was a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shaving foam instead of deodrant was a bad one"

Try fucking up and using your housemates hairspray instead of lynx!!

Not the kind of 'sticky' I enjoy!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"your mouth feels loose???

The skin on the inside of my cheeks is peeling off! But my teeth feel really clean.

Are you sure it's toothpaste - and not domestos??

It's a bit disconcerting having two cock pics in a row on this thread. Will the real Colin please stand up?

Sorry, yes... toothpaste. Opened a new packet of a new 'the best thing you've ever tried - teeth cleaner than a clean thing' variety. It is very blue and has little beady things in it. It's dangerous.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"dont put it on electric toothbrush if it doubles up as a vibrator

Why would you do that?

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