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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What's the strangest thing you've brought home with you after a night out

Curly wurly for the funniest item

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

A tractor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sheep (on a lead).

Took it back the following day before anyone kicks off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm two guys

think I was a wicked night not shour can’t remember can only remember wake up in the middle off them dress off lingerie on got up bolted for the door with my things called a taxi at the end off the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shopping trolley.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Sign from a building site.

Said "men working over head" still makes me giggle.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Someone else's underwear

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Slippery when wet floor sign

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an ex girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse which I rode home.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"A horse which I rode home. "

Need the story behind that!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

The shower curtain from the house of a couple that I heartily disliked.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"A tractor

Oh that HAS to be the winner

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

A roll of "Police - do not cross" tape

To this day I have no idea where it came from, but when we got up after a night out all the downstairs door handles were tied together with it

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A tractor

Oh that HAS to be the winner "

Thing is, I don’t know how to drive a tractor?

It was outside our, thankfully remote, cottage.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Gazzas undercrackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clap?

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By *iddle ManMan
over a year ago

Walsall

A flashing traffic control light from road works many many years ago. Woke up a few hours later and wondered what the flashing was in my kitchen, I almost shit my self. I thought it was aliens or something.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A Chelsea football kit.

No idea how or why but there it was when I awoke.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"What's the strangest thing you've brought home with you after a night out

Curly wurly for the funniest item "

Fleas from a crazy cat girl...

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse which I rode home.

Need the story behind that!"

I was living in the Spanish countryside and drinking at a remote bar. Too far to walk home and too dr..k to drive I ‘borrowed’ a friend’s very laid back horse and pointed it in the right direction! Took it back next day.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A Chelsea football kit.

No idea how or why but there it was when I awoke. "

It’s mine, can I have it back please?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"A Chelsea football kit.

No idea how or why but there it was when I awoke.

It’s mine, can I have it back please?

Sure. I’m keeping the socks.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

It was a roadworks sign! Can't remember why, but I was a little d*unk.......OK a lot

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

A donkey out of a field in kos. Up two flights of stairs left in a mates room as a joke.... We was 18yr olds.... Donkey taken back in the morning

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"A Chelsea football kit.

No idea how or why but there it was when I awoke.

It’s mine, can I have it back please?

Sure. I’m keeping the socks. "

The socks, kinky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The big costa coffee cup that sits outside erm costa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 200 pints of milk, one of us was driving (sober) and we followed the milkman, stealing the milk as he went round.

We were young and stupid

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