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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

As in the thing that someone can say or do or something that you see on a profile/post/updates feed that causes your vagina to instantly contract all lose all moisture?

For me it's a toss up between extreme close up "action shots", jizzing cock "stills" and an opening message of "Love an older woman".

Instant Sahara, all of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so, so many:

Cock/action shots.

Asking for bareback sex.

Offering me d**gs or money for sex.

Calling me a slut.

Anyone that calls themselves a 'lad'.

Men asking me to dominate them or telling me that they're masturbating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrMystique when he sends photos of himself in latex and asks how I'm doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me personally it's men in women's underwear. I have no judgement of men who get off on this, but for me it's a huge turn off. Also men with very submissive style photos. Again, just not my thing at all.

Each to their own, and all that.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

My face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me personally it's men in women's underwear. I have no judgement of men who get off on this, but for me it's a huge turn off. Also men with very submissive style photos. Again, just not my thing at all.

Each to their own, and all that."

I'm with you on this

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"For me personally it's men in women's underwear. I have no judgement of men who get off on this, but for me it's a huge turn off. Also men with very submissive style photos. Again, just not my thing at all.

Each to their own, and all that.

I'm with you on this "

Me three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the thing that someone can say or do or something that you see on a profile/post/updates feed that causes your vagina to instantly contract all lose all moisture?

For me it's a toss up between extreme close up "action shots", jizzing cock "stills" and an opening message of "Love an older woman".

Instant Sahara, all of them."

On a scale of 1 to 10, where does Matt fit into this and why?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

The terms BBW, MILF and Mum tum.

When applied to me. Anyone else can rock on but I really don't like them for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the thing that someone can say or do or something that you see on a profile/post/updates feed that causes your vagina to instantly contract all lose all moisture?

For me it's a toss up between extreme close up "action shots", jizzing cock "stills" and an opening message of "Love an older woman".

Instant Sahara, all of them."

I'll be sure to do all of these just to test diogenes stoic philosophy

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"As in the thing that someone can say or do or something that you see on a profile/post/updates feed that causes your vagina to instantly contract all lose all moisture?

For me it's a toss up between extreme close up "action shots", jizzing cock "stills" and an opening message of "Love an older woman".

Instant Sahara, all of them."

From experience it’s usually anyone speaking to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone saying they are Matt Hancocks doppelganger

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Pulls up a chair and opens up the popcorn.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"The terms BBW, MILF and Mum tum.

When applied to me. Anyone else can rock on but I really don't like them for myself.

"

Same here!! I don't want to be anyone's "fetish fuck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the thing that someone can say or do or something that you see on a profile/post/updates feed that causes your vagina to instantly contract all lose all moisture?

For me it's a toss up between extreme close up "action shots", jizzing cock "stills" and an opening message of "Love an older woman".

Instant Sahara, all of them.

I'll be sure to do all of these just to test diogenes stoic philosophy "

Iv dusted off a close up cock picture, and a jizzing cock picture now I just need to tell you I love older woman, which in fact I do very much love older woman. Oh done that too now, will you let me know if my close up cock picture is close enough and does infact count as a close up cock picture?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Over familiarity.

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"As in the thing that someone can say or do or something that you see on a profile/post/updates feed that causes your vagina to instantly contract all lose all moisture?

For me it's a toss up between extreme close up "action shots", jizzing cock "stills" and an opening message of "Love an older woman".

Instant Sahara, all of them.

I'll be sure to do all of these just to test diogenes stoic philosophy

Iv dusted off a close up cock picture, and a jizzing cock picture now I just need to tell you I love older woman, which in fact I do very much love older woman. Oh done that too now, will you let me know if my close up cock picture is close enough and does infact count as a close up cock picture? "

Jesus Christ, you needna wide angle lense to fit all of your cock into shot.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The terms BBW, MILF and Mum tum.

When applied to me. Anyone else can rock on but I really don't like them for myself.

Same here!! I don't want to be anyone's "fetish fuck" "

That and the reference to me in any way as a mother just gets to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Babe honey darling any sort off pet type name form s stranger shudder evertime I see it in a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fab, wink or messsage from me has that exact affect on every female i interact with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As in the thing that someone can say or do or something that you see on a profile/post/updates feed that causes your vagina to instantly contract all lose all moisture?

For me it's a toss up between extreme close up "action shots", jizzing cock "stills" and an opening message of "Love an older woman".

Instant Sahara, all of them.

I'll be sure to do all of these just to test diogenes stoic philosophy

Iv dusted off a close up cock picture, and a jizzing cock picture now I just need to tell you I love older woman, which in fact I do very much love older woman. Oh done that too now, will you let me know if my close up cock picture is close enough and does infact count as a close up cock picture?

Jesus Christ, you needna wide angle lense to fit all of your cock into shot."

Are you dry yet?

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By *not123Couple
over a year ago

sp1

Got to say still cum shots they do nothing for me (f)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, add to that anyone who tries to call himself 'daddy'. Noooooooo. Unless he's talking about being an actual dad lol

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"As in the thing that someone can say or do or something that you see on a profile/post/updates feed that causes your vagina to instantly contract all lose all moisture?

For me it's a toss up between extreme close up "action shots", jizzing cock "stills" and an opening message of "Love an older woman".

Instant Sahara, all of them.

I'll be sure to do all of these just to test diogenes stoic philosophy

Iv dusted off a close up cock picture, and a jizzing cock picture now I just need to tell you I love older woman, which in fact I do very much love older woman. Oh done that too now, will you let me know if my close up cock picture is close enough and does infact count as a close up cock picture?

Jesus Christ, you needna wide angle lense to fit all of your cock into shot.

Are you dry yet?"

Dryer than Ghandi's flipflop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bollocks i was going to upload pics in my new wig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"The terms BBW, MILF and Mum tum.

When applied to me. Anyone else can rock on but I really don't like them for myself.

Same here!! I don't want to be anyone's "fetish fuck"

That and the reference to me in any way as a mother just gets to me."

Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bollocks i was going to upload pics in my new wig. "

Les av a look my G

I'd have to say text speak makes my beef curtains dry up quicker then tinned cornbeef.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr. "

Snowbunny? What’s that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face pic is commonly known as The Dehummidifier.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that? "

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

In general, cum shots, action shots & close up cock pics.

I just won't engage

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck. "

Ah, I see

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

Ah, I see "

Jesus, really? I've never had that, thank god. X

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

Ah, I see

Jesus, really? I've never had that, thank god. X"

I have a lot of those kind of messages, drives me mental x

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts his new knickers away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with men’s cum all over their face.

Cum matted into a unshaved pussy.

Men with toys up their ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck. "

You are so pale and it's beautiful! I honestly adore your skin. But I completely get where you're coming from. It's like people don't appreciate the rest and just see you as a pale piece of flesh with nothing else to offer. It's a bit of a shitty thing to say to someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a lovely wig too

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

You are so pale and it's beautiful! I honestly adore your skin. But I completely get where you're coming from. It's like people don't appreciate the rest and just see you as a pale piece of flesh with nothing else to offer. It's a bit of a shitty thing to say to someone."

That's the thing I don't mind someone complimenting my skin, I know it's not typical these days. But messages want to be my snowbunny just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

You are so pale and it's beautiful! I honestly adore your skin. But I completely get where you're coming from. It's like people don't appreciate the rest and just see you as a pale piece of flesh with nothing else to offer. It's a bit of a shitty thing to say to someone."

Isn't it just any white girl regardless off how pale you are that is with black guy?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

You are so pale and it's beautiful! I honestly adore your skin. But I completely get where you're coming from. It's like people don't appreciate the rest and just see you as a pale piece of flesh with nothing else to offer. It's a bit of a shitty thing to say to someone.

Isn't it just any white girl regardless off how pale you are that is with black guy?"

You'd have to ask them, but I get this weekly I don't think that's particularly common on here. And they bang on about the paleness of my skin, so I can only presume that is the cause of the messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

You are so pale and it's beautiful! I honestly adore your skin. But I completely get where you're coming from. It's like people don't appreciate the rest and just see you as a pale piece of flesh with nothing else to offer. It's a bit of a shitty thing to say to someone.

Isn't it just any white girl regardless off how pale you are that is with black guy?

You'd have to ask them, but I get this weekly I don't think that's particularly common on here. And they bang on about the paleness of my skin, so I can only presume that is the cause of the messages. "

Makes sense, p.s redheads are so special. My favorite is boudicca or Buddug in Welsh. I wish I had lived then to fight alongside her and see what she looked like xD P.s.s can I ask you're eye color?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

You are so pale and it's beautiful! I honestly adore your skin. But I completely get where you're coming from. It's like people don't appreciate the rest and just see you as a pale piece of flesh with nothing else to offer. It's a bit of a shitty thing to say to someone.

Isn't it just any white girl regardless off how pale you are that is with black guy?

You'd have to ask them, but I get this weekly I don't think that's particularly common on here. And they bang on about the paleness of my skin, so I can only presume that is the cause of the messages.

Makes sense, p.s redheads are so special. My favorite is boudicca or Buddug in Welsh. I wish I had lived then to fight alongside her and see what she looked like xD P.s.s can I ask you're eye color?"

Glas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it is action shots, bbw etc, loads of dick pics, text speak on a profile...there is quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

You are so pale and it's beautiful! I honestly adore your skin. But I completely get where you're coming from. It's like people don't appreciate the rest and just see you as a pale piece of flesh with nothing else to offer. It's a bit of a shitty thing to say to someone.

Isn't it just any white girl regardless off how pale you are that is with black guy?

You'd have to ask them, but I get this weekly I don't think that's particularly common on here. And they bang on about the paleness of my skin, so I can only presume that is the cause of the messages.

Makes sense, p.s redheads are so special. My favorite is boudicca or Buddug in Welsh. I wish I had lived then to fight alongside her and see what she looked like xD P.s.s can I ask you're eye color?

Glas "

What color is that?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

You are so pale and it's beautiful! I honestly adore your skin. But I completely get where you're coming from. It's like people don't appreciate the rest and just see you as a pale piece of flesh with nothing else to offer. It's a bit of a shitty thing to say to someone.

Isn't it just any white girl regardless off how pale you are that is with black guy?

You'd have to ask them, but I get this weekly I don't think that's particularly common on here. And they bang on about the paleness of my skin, so I can only presume that is the cause of the messages.

Makes sense, p.s redheads are so special. My favorite is boudicca or Buddug in Welsh. I wish I had lived then to fight alongside her and see what she looked like xD P.s.s can I ask you're eye color?

Glas

What color is that?"

Blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being asked to be someone's snowbunny, I'm more than my skin colour grr.

Snowbunny? What’s that?

Men of colour who want a pale skinned women to fuck.

You are so pale and it's beautiful! I honestly adore your skin. But I completely get where you're coming from. It's like people don't appreciate the rest and just see you as a pale piece of flesh with nothing else to offer. It's a bit of a shitty thing to say to someone.

Isn't it just any white girl regardless off how pale you are that is with black guy?

You'd have to ask them, but I get this weekly I don't think that's particularly common on here. And they bang on about the paleness of my skin, so I can only presume that is the cause of the messages.

Makes sense, p.s redheads are so special. My favorite is boudicca or Buddug in Welsh. I wish I had lived then to fight alongside her and see what she looked like xD P.s.s can I ask you're eye color?

Glas

What color is that?

Blue "

Omg no way, do you realise how genetically special you are, I hoped you would say blue red hair blue eyes is literally dieing out. You are a rare phenomenon indeed, I'm pretty sure less then 3% of the world's population.

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By *rya MyneWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The words "can you handle me"

Also

"Babe" makes me want to hurl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who says they fantasise about being with a more mature woman or older lady. All it does is make me feel ancient

Not keen on jizz on the face shots,each to their own but does nothing for me

Mrs

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Any talk about using drugs is a pretty big turn off/ red flag for us.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any talk about using drugs is a pretty big turn off/ red flag for us.

LvM"

What about viagra, or if someone asks you to take a seat for a coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any talk about using drugs is a pretty big turn off/ red flag for us.

LvM"

I don’t have a vagina but yeah. Puts me right off.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Any mention of never being with a *insert their guess at my racial background* or always loving 'exotic women'. It's like a sandpaper towel to my vulva and quickly scrapes off any previous arousal and leaves it in a heap of no.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Being called "Babe". Instant clam!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Being told they don't do certain things, or they never meet on certain days, or they never accommodate, then read a verification where they have done those things.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Any talk about using drugs is a pretty big turn off/ red flag for us.

LvM

What about viagra, or if someone asks you to take a seat for a coffee?"

Well if Viagra gets mentioned then that's a pretty good indication that it's a bloke we're talking to so still a red flag Coffee I'll let slide though

LvM

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Vagina dryer upper brilliant

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Ddlg or the like. I know it's popular but just not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ddlg or the like. I know it's popular but just not for me. "

Had to google that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've dried 99% of you up.

Wonder if I can find anything for the other 1%

Or maybe I just have, anyway Adios muchachas

Buenos noches

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It really grills my cheese when someone you’re chatting to tells you, off the cuff, about plans they’ve made to see another gal.

Why would I need to know that? A bit of sensitivity if you please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure what dries my vagina most, probably a complete lack of sense of humour, that this whole thing has to be taken seriously, while they demand that wild and exotic things are done to them.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It really grills my cheese when someone you’re chatting to tells you, off the cuff, about plans they’ve made to see another gal.

Why would I need to know that? A bit of sensitivity if you please!

"

Ohhhh god, yes. This!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with how much they cum. Heavy cummer.. big load

Makes my foof shrivel up and die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days "

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days "

Mostly ego boosters, or look at me'ers but it is a girls prerogative to get all the attention, and give little back since men are generally so weak they can't help but throw them selvs at them. Mens fault really.

If all the men on fab stopped messaging them tons of shit. They would be forced out of there hidey hole to seek admiration haha

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want. "

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are "

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure what dries my vagina most, probably a complete lack of sense of humour, that this whole thing has to be taken seriously, while they demand that wild and exotic things are done to them. "

God, can you just suspend me from the ceiling and feed me ferrero rocher's? Why's that so demanding??

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating"

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked "

Bet she's crying into her pillow

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked

Bet she's crying into her pillow "

I hope so, maybe she would see the error if her ways, I feel sorry for any other lad that cones across her on here

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Being called older, milf, cougar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked

Bet she's crying into her pillow "

Not as much as she would have been if she had let that brick shithouse of a man get behind her bent over face in the pillow

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

For me it's people calling me mummy, it's the furthest from sexy you can get

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Anything to do with how much they cum. Heavy cummer.. big load

Makes my foof shrivel up and die."

Oh yes, peak dryness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not sure what dries my vagina most, probably a complete lack of sense of humour, that this whole thing has to be taken seriously, while they demand that wild and exotic things are done to them.

God, can you just suspend me from the ceiling and feed me ferrero rocher's? Why's that so demanding?? "

It’s just fiddly to get the wrappers off!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked

Bet she's crying into her pillow

Not as much as she would have been if she had let that brick shithouse of a man get behind her bent over face in the pillow "

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked

Bet she's crying into her pillow

Not as much as she would have been if she had let that brick shithouse of a man get behind her bent over face in the pillow "

Oh yeah all 4 and a half inches of me would have taught her a lesson for a least a minute or 2!

To be fair it was only meant to be a drink at a half way point.

How do you plan a meet, then forgot and then message them again asking for another meet, all within the space of 3 days? The mind wonders

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"For me it's people calling me mummy, it's the furthest from sexy you can get"

Christ! Thank god I've never had that. I shriveled just reading that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked "

I've had similar where as soon as I agree to meet someone the conversation dries up, because they think they don't need to bother any more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.

Well except being overly familiar when we have never conversed...

Jizz shots...

Strangled purple members..

Graphic veris..

Graphic pictures...

Ugly attitudes...

"Isms"...

Offers of dr*gs or money..

Womens underwear on men (just does nothing for me)

Being described as a Milf, Older, any fetishising or characterising of my colouring, I am not a box to be ticked...

Sure theres lots more, its amazing I ever get laid actually!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Men assuming because I'm old and fat I'll be grateful they considered putting their cock in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked

Bet she's crying into her pillow

Not as much as she would have been if she had let that brick shithouse of a man get behind her bent over face in the pillow

Oh yeah all 4 and a half inches of me would have taught her a lesson for a least a minute or 2!

To be fair it was only meant to be a drink at a half way point.

How do you plan a meet, then forgot and then message them again asking for another meet, all within the space of 3 days? The mind wonders "

Hey! It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion in the ocean, I reckon if she was pointing in the wrong direction you could smash her out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked

I've had similar where as soon as I agree to meet someone the conversation dries up, because they think they don't need to bother any more.

"

Maybe because they are saving the chit chat for the face to face, or are you a. Now you're here cut the small talk open my legs and get you're face in there kind of girl. I find text talk boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing.

Well except being overly familiar when we have never conversed...

Jizz shots...

Strangled purple members..

Graphic veris..

Graphic pictures...

Ugly attitudes...

"Isms"...

Offers of dr*gs or money..

Womens underwear on men (just does nothing for me)

Being described as a Milf, Older, any fetishising or characterising of my colouring, I am not a box to be ticked...

Sure theres lots more, its amazing I ever get laid actually! "

Oh, I forgot to mention extensive Lists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

facial hair

george Michel lookalikes

mirror huggers male/female

kink shamers

bullies

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By *issAphrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Men assuming because I'm old and fat I'll be grateful they considered putting their cock in my mouth."

I've been told by a couple of men that I should be flattered that a.yoinher man found me attractive. Righto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men assuming because I'm old and fat I'll be grateful they considered putting their cock in my mouth.

I've been told by a couple of men that I should be flattered that a.yoinher man found me attractive. Righto."

Damaged egos make brittle men lash out haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men assuming because I'm old and fat I'll be grateful they considered putting their cock in my mouth.

I've been told by a couple of men that I should be flattered that a.yoinher man found me attractive. Righto.

Damaged egos make brittle men lash out haha"

and brittle women

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"facial hair

george Michel lookalikes

mirror huggers male/female

kink shamers

bullies

"

You get George Michael lookalikes?

Point them my way.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are

You don't know what your talking about you're thicasfuck.

Joking one worders are super frustrating

Planned a social with a woman on here before and 2 days before the event she messaged me saying “we should really meet up!”

Umm, we’ve already planned to, but you’ve forgot. Blocked

I've had similar where as soon as I agree to meet someone the conversation dries up, because they think they don't need to bother any more.

Maybe because they are saving the chit chat for the face to face, or are you a. Now you're here cut the small talk open my legs and get you're face in there kind of girl. I find text talk boring "

They are happy to small talk until the date is set. Then it's like they have me in their net they can ignore me until the morning of the day we decided to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunky pictures can be a bit grim, and I generally love spunk. Anything thats a bit gung-ho and is going to be pounding for hours or vigourously make you squirt. My legs get firmly crossed. I can cum from a light breeze if needed, heavy hands not required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here now, you can close the thread….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing.

Well except being overly familiar when we have never conversed...

Jizz shots...

Strangled purple members..

Graphic veris..

Graphic pictures...

Ugly attitudes...

"Isms"...

Offers of dr*gs or money..

Womens underwear on men (just does nothing for me)

Being described as a Milf, Older, any fetishising or characterising of my colouring, I am not a box to be ticked...

Sure theres lots more, its amazing I ever get laid actually!

Oh, I forgot to mention extensive Lists."

See my thread on Lists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Low effort dries me right up and it’s about 95% of women these days

FFS mate, didn't you get the Red Pill memo? Women don't have to try, they have it on a plate, all the dick they want.

Dunno what that means but I’m just talking from personal experience. Not even just on here, dating in general

I’ve had girls message me months after I stopped replying to their 1 word answers “hey why did we stop talking”.

Attests seem interested if you are "

Lol I get that in here from women Why did we stop talking xyz. Usually I reply when did we even start talking . One two words messages are not what most normal people view as conversion I thought

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...

When someone calls me good girl.

Makes me feel like a poodle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Men who want abuse or humiliation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people are aggressively 'straight'.. you don't need to insult others to state your preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone calls me good girl.

Makes me feel like a poodle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone calls me good girl.

Makes me feel like a poodle "

If you are a good poodle I’ll throw you a biscuit

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone who says something along the lines of 'love your curves' or 'curves in all the right places' when I've clearly stated in my profile that I really don't like that term to describe myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people are aggressively 'straight'.. you don't need to insult others to state your preference "

Winds me up. Also makes me think they are compensating for something. As though they have bisexual thoughts but they have been told it’s wrong in the past and they want to keep those thoughts buried.

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath

Taking notes…!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people are aggressively 'straight'.. you don't need to insult others to state your preference

Winds me up. Also makes me think they are compensating for something. As though they have bisexual thoughts but they have been told it’s wrong in the past and they want to keep those thoughts buried. "

Then they are perhaps victims of being made ashamed of who they are. Can we be crossed with them for this?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"When people are aggressively 'straight'.. you don't need to insult others to state your preference "

‘Super straight’

“You don’t get a cape y’know?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word answers turn me off. I’m not very good at opening messages but I do like a conversation.

Any kind of drugs references. It’s not my thing and even if it was I get random tested at one of my jobs.

Couples Profiles that have clearly been set up on a Friday evening after few drinks that won’t be there by Monday morning. Usually “looking to meet tonight”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people are aggressively 'straight'.. you don't need to insult others to state your preference

Winds me up. Also makes me think they are compensating for something. As though they have bisexual thoughts but they have been told it’s wrong in the past and they want to keep those thoughts buried.

Then they are perhaps victims of being made ashamed of who they are. Can we be crossed with them for this? "

We can if they are being rude about other people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me goin straight into I can make u come or I want to fuck u. I know this is a sex site but I need more than that. And wen they send dick pics straight away . Its instant turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people are aggressively 'straight'.. you don't need to insult others to state your preference

Winds me up. Also makes me think they are compensating for something. As though they have bisexual thoughts but they have been told it’s wrong in the past and they want to keep those thoughts buried.

Then they are perhaps victims of being made ashamed of who they are. Can we be crossed with them for this?

We can if they are being rude about other people. "

A case of transformation from a victim to a bully. Now it's their turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being mean to them. Just puts me right off. That kind of aggressive straightness. As though those less straight are disgusting.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

...


"When someone calls me good girl.

Makes me feel like a poodle

If you are a good poodle I’ll throw you a biscuit "

I don't think I'll change my mind on this, even for a chocolate HobNob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When someone calls me good girl.

Makes me feel like a poodle

If you are a good poodle I’ll throw you a biscuit

I don't think I'll change my mind on this, even for a chocolate HobNob "

There’s a lot I’d do for a chocolate hobnob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like seeing pictures of guys with other birds but the biggest turn off although I haven’t seen many for a while, it’s the spunk filled condom hanging from their knob. Like how is that supposed to be appealing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like younger men.

Do you fuck on first dates.

Can my boyfriend fuck you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I haven't been moist for quite some time, so I'll go with, they breathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like younger men.

Do you fuck on first dates.

Can my boyfriend fuck you"

Going off topic but you look lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrMystique when he sends photos of himself in latex and asks how I'm doing!"

This made me chuckle

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"MrMystique when he sends photos of himself in latex and asks how I'm doing!"

I will NEVER, EVER send you photos again of me in latex for the next hour

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

iver heath


"I haven't been moist for quite some time, so I'll go with, they breathe."

Lol ??

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"For me personally it's men in women's underwear. I have no judgement of men who get off on this, but for me it's a huge turn off. Also men with very submissive style photos. Again, just not my thing at all.

Each to their own, and all that."

What constitutes a submissive style photo out of curiosity?

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