FabSwingers.com forum: The continuing thread for the delectation of posuers everywhere

By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

make the lies big and wholesome

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over a year ago

Is one of those your word of the week

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

well thats a swine to understand

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

has a degree in erudition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a spot of meditation today

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Tiresome creture

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A non chivalrous man ?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

femme has been shopping in B n Q for her dungon supplies..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"femme has been shopping in B n Q for her dungon supplies.. "
how the feck did you know that!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

has been begging me for filthy sex for months but i must remain strong

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"femme has been shopping in B n Q for her dungon supplies.. how the feck did you know that!

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cos your a pervert :P

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"femme has been shopping in B n Q for her dungon supplies.. how the feck did you know that!

cos your a pervert :P"
True

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Wears primani latex football shirts

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

wears slippers because he hasnt mastered laces yet

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

goes to the supermarket early every morning to buy a fresh hogs pudding to pad out his shorts...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Pads her bra with three day old squid (smells better than her normal BO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is runing out of moles.....

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Had them surgically removed

Apprentice shoe salesman, on the off chance he can sneak a view to satisfy his bunnion fetish

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

drives a souped up relaint robin, with alloy wheels and furry dice on the mirror, in the back is a matress he found on the M5

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

It's a shag wagon

Scours shoe shops hoping somebody will kiss her bunions

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"It's a shag wagon

Scours shoe shops hoping somebody will kiss her bunions"

ohh and lick between me toes please, the althletes foot is driving me crazy..

has tried to join the free masions but cant get the hang of the hand shake..

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"It's a shag wagon

Scours shoe shops hoping somebody will kiss her bunions

ohh and lick between me toes please, the althletes foot is driving me crazy..

has tried to join the free masions but cant get the hang of the hand shake.."

I can teach you but I'd have to charge

Applied to the masons hoping to get a stone dildo as a joining gift

Learned a new use for a compass

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

read the Hornblower books and wanted to try boxing the compass - but was hurt when it fought back

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Was told to join the army to become a man

Joined the navy to feel one instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a beautiful face

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Doesnt

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is head of the Justin bieber fan club in the UK.,

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I do it for the money

Justin bieber fan club member no1

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is the original mr blobby

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The spots aren't contagious

Had a beard just like Noel Edmonds

At both ends

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Uses spaghetti hoops on his co** instead of doughnuts ...

Don't be fooled girls..

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

plays tiddly winks by trying to flip his balls up his bum

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Tells everyone she's passed the bar....

The people at aa are so proud.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Posts pictures of all his fellow AA members on his blog "to prove to others that he does have friends"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The RAC wont go near him, coz of wot he hangs his green flag off...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Really charming guy, life and soul of every party, most popular person on the site

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

wears lizard skin winkle pickers

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Wears custom made lizard skin bras

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

is known as the lizard man where he lives for his strange habit of walking his pet ones down the high street on a lead

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The bearded dragon is on a lead, the chameleon sits on my shoulder.

The geckos stay in my pocket

Runs a combined reptile shop and taxidermist

What doesn't sell is turned into lingerie

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is doing time for the illegal importation of endangered species

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

FBI paid informant

Snitches on reptile importers

Has a fetish for lizard poo

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

illegaly imports his reptiles by sitting them on a lilo and towing them behind a pedalo directly from the rain forest

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Pedalo peddler, peddles pedalos to unsuspecting reptile importers the reports the imports when his customer is in customs

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Loves dressing up in a skimpy leotard and dancing to the Beyonce Single Ladies song at family weddings

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Went on a moon mission, ...

Arrested for indecent exposure after dropping his pants in public...

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Couldn't even get arrested for flashing!

Especially on a cold night

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has his teeth filed into sharp points!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

was peeping through my hotel window lst night, dressed as a duck

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"has his teeth filed into sharp points!"
uses pablos teeth for skewers,fills em with his reptiles then bbqs em

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"has his teeth filed into sharp points!uses pablos teeth for skewers,fills em with his reptiles then bbqs em"
bbqs the men bits from the meets who dont come up to scratch!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"has his teeth filed into sharp points!uses pablos teeth for skewers,fills em with his reptiles then bbqs embbqs the men bits from the meets who dont come up to scratch!"
mm bbq balls

lights her farts to keep the bbq going

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"has his teeth filed into sharp points!uses pablos teeth for skewers,fills em with his reptiles then bbqs embbqs the men bits from the meets who dont come up to scratch! mm bbq balls

lights her farts to keep the bbq going"
its supposed to be Lies Lacey!

does the cooking on a playskool plastic cooker!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Eats plastic food, especially KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf !!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Only ever speaks in acronyms, lives off blt sandwiches from service stations

Addicted to BP coffee

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has been known to drop his vowels and consonants,..

Picks them up and puts them back in the bowl of alphabet soup

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Foamed at the mouth last time he made soup, forgot his glasses and boiled a bar of SOAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a 40 year old virgin

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Keeps offering to take my virginity, it's not for sale!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeps offering to take my virginity, it's not for sale!"

is a compulsive liar lol

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Hasn't stopped lusting after my body since our tryst in the kitchen, has not forgotten my escapades with an egg whisk and her wobbly bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hasn't stopped lusting after my body since our tryst in the kitchen, has not forgotten my escapades with an egg whisk and her wobbly bits"

clearly has dementia...it was a candlestick in the drawing room and the butler did it

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Plays games with peoples minds while soliciting sexual favours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plays games with peoples minds while soliciting sexual favours"

but that's all true, dont think you've quite got the hang of this Pablo lol :p x

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Plays games with peoples minds while soliciting sexual favours

but that's all true, dont think you've quite got the hang of this Pablo lol :p x"

While playing with her yoyo

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

grew a goatee - didn't realise it would only make him attractive to billy goats

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is still trying to complete an airfix model he started in 1965!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

cant resist writing " yes please" when filling in the section on forms that ask what sex..

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"cant resist writing " yes please" when filling in the section on forms that ask what sex.. "

works at the tax office!

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

got confused between taxmen and taxonomy and ended up with the wrong classification

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

has the biggest haggis cartel in the uk,

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"[Removed by poster at 28/08/12 21:13:01]"
has his removed poster up on a siding at kings cross!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

After hearing about uni-sex toilets...

She s applied to become a student.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is looking for that maltezer he dropped down his pants last week!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Loves malteezers

Puts anything brown in her mouth on the off chance it's a maltezeer

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

was the original producer of the Dog and the Mars Bar porno

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Still a best seller now.

Once had a standup fight with marrianne faithful over a mars bar. It fell on the floor as they struggled and the dog peed on it

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

You then marinated it for seven days and served it up at a Fab banquet

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

They loved me for it too.

Spent several years and numerous fake eBay accounts offering "that mars bar" for sale.

Still lists it whenever there is a blue moon

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

has been known to stay up for 24 hours solid so he can get himself under a gay guy in the snog suck fuck avoid forum

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has a fake straight profile so he can meet women to be his "beard" at family parties

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

offers his paste on beard to ladies who want to pretend they do not shave

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Tried offering his merkin but is turned down because of the odour

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Tried offering his merkin but is turned down because of the odour"

the reason why his lips look like that is because they are stuck together with superglue after he tried to suck off my false eyelashes!

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

and all that after he had been practicing his sucking in the sauna

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Steam damage to his eyes from peeping through a sauna keyhole

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Steam damage to his eyes from peeping through a sauna keyhole"
boiled his chipolatta in the jacuzzi

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

To spice up her sex life she sprinkled chilli sauce on her foo foo..

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"To spice up her sex life she sprinkled chilli sauce on her foo foo.."

puts foo foo sauce on his chips!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"To spice up her sex life she sprinkled chilli sauce on her foo foo..

foo foo sauce on his chips!"
no that would be cream

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

was on jeremy kyle show with her 6 bigamist husbands!

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over a year ago

despite her profile name, the above only wears undies from Marks n Sparks.......

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"despite her profile name, the above only wears undies from Marks n Sparks......."

kissed andy pandy in the playground!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Got all naughty with looby loo in her teddy

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Got all naughty with looby loo in her teddy"

here she comes looby loo here she comes looby lie!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Also filmed a short adult movie with the flowerpot men and two of the woodentops

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is a disney cameraman!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Debbie doesn't do Disney she is ......

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has a topiary penis in his garden!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Has a little beaver in her lady garden and is incapable of grooming it

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Has a little beaver in her lady garden and is incapable of grooming it"

grows giant pumpkins and fondles them every sunday morning!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

You saw that pick in gardeners world

Has smashing pumpkins , now that they have rectified her boob job

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over a year ago

wins prizes at the local horticultural show for her mellons but wont share her techniques in case people start forcing their marows.....

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"wins prizes at the local horticultural show for her mellons but wont share her techniques in case people start forcing their marows....."

only grows peas as he needs something to measure use as a scale measure on his profile cock pic!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Always up for some pea fun. Quite capable with a marrow too

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

wrote the naughty scripts for playschool where the presenters ended up banging each other

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"wrote the naughty scripts for playschool where the presenters ended up banging each other "
once gave bungle a b.j

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Playschool groupie, once had an orgy with Brian Cant Johnny ball and floella Benjamin to try and get backstage on play away for a grope with Jeremy irons. Ended up naked with Toni Arthur And rik jones

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Playschool groupie, once had an orgy with Brian Cant Johnny ball and floella Benjamin to try and get backstage on play away for a grope with Jeremy irons. Ended up naked with Toni Arthur And rik jones"

loved every minute of it!

has a crush on shep!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Used humpy as a dildo

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Used humpy as a dildo"
had a wank in the blue peter garden

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Then we trashed it!

Was the main reason that there were rumours about val singletons sexuality. All started when asked if she liked cats screamed out "I Love pussy!"

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

really wanted to be a Dalek but was told he was to machine like

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Meet davros!

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

exterminate - exterminate

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Still plays with his Jon pertwee dr who figure

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has spocks eyebrows!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I nicked his wallet as well.

Has a tattoo of Spock on her chest, her diagonal nipples are where his ears should be

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Calls himself the duke of York...

Ten thousand men follow him up the hill every evening.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Calls himself the duke of York...

Ten thousand men follow him up the hill every evening."
its the ones that go down with him im worried about

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Calls himself the duke of York...

Ten thousand men follow him up the hill every evening."

followed the duke of york up the hill and down again as he thought it was the gay pride march!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Asked to get some ginger nuts, came back with a picture of prince harry..

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Asked to get some ginger nuts, came back with a picture of prince harry.."

no gingerisms allowed on here!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Likes tickling baby sheep. Baa-a-a-a!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Likes tickling baby sheep. Baa-a-a-a!"

eats bumjazzle jewels for tea!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Likes tickling baby sheep. Baa-a-a-a!

eats bumjazzle jewels for tea!"

Well they taste so good as I'm licking them off you.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Likes tickling baby sheep. Baa-a-a-a!

eats bumjazzle jewels for tea!

Well they taste so good as I'm licking them off you. "

well my farts smell of roses so my poo must be turkish delight!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Likes tickling baby sheep. Baa-a-a-a!

eats bumjazzle jewels for tea!

Well they taste so good as I'm licking them off you.

well my farts smell of roses so my poo must be turkish delight!"

Same sort of texture Atleast.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Likes tickling baby sheep. Baa-a-a-a!

eats bumjazzle jewels for tea!

Well they taste so good as I'm licking them off you.

well my farts smell of roses so my poo must be turkish delight!

Same sort of texture Atleast.

i,l post you some in a fancy box for your birthdayx

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"Likes tickling baby sheep. Baa-a-a-a!

eats bumjazzle jewels for tea!

Well they taste so good as I'm licking them off you.

well my farts smell of roses so my poo must be turkish delight!

Same sort of texture Atleast.

i,l post you some in a fancy box for your birthdayx"

The best pressie that I'll ever recieve?!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is a flasher!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Is a Les Dennis impersonator

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

stuck a feather up his bum and called himself a peacock!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"stuck a feather up his bum and called himself a peacock!"

You mean I'm not?! Oh no!

Gets a weird urge to eat cheese whenever she plays with herself

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

says he;s not stalking me but then sends me a text to remind me i need to buy milk and the leccy needs topping up.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Front room is actually a tent on Dartmoor

Constantly searching for a horse as she can only whisper

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

dresses as a horse, hoping to to find someone who wants to put him out to stud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nicked my 18" dildo to s**g Pablo's ass with

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

My donkey has nothing to do with this

Lent her 18 inch dildo out. Got desperate and started frigging with a two litre pop bottle

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

drinks 2 litres of Vodka before a meet to get some Dutch courage not worried about the brewers droop as it never rises anyway

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"drinks 2 litres of Vodka before a meet to get some Dutch courage not worried about the brewers droop as it never rises anyway "

pickles his willie in vodka to preeserve it!

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

I'll have you know - I'm a whisky man

wanted to go topless on the beach - but was banned for frightening the fish

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The only tackle of any note he has is kept in his sporran.

Goes fishing on Hamstead Heath

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"The only tackle of any note he has is kept in his sporran.

Goes fishing on Hamstead Heath"

Thinks women have changeable parts, because he heard a guy say he'd screwed the arse off a girl..

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

keeps fishing in his trousers to keep the dildo in place

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Real name is Donald

Has never worn a pair of trousers

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Real name is Donald

Has never worn a pair of trousers "

sleeps in a wig wam!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Her nipples are the same length as an Argos pen...

Now banned from argos..

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

tried to milk AP to use it for secret writing - that explains his looks now

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Her nipples are the same length as an Argos pen...

Now banned from argos.."
his penis is the same length as a pencil sharpener and looks as tho its been sharpened so much the lead fell out!!!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

been banned from every supermarket due to comparing his cock to the hogs puddings on the deli.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

makes her bras out of christmas paper hats!!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

knits her bras from the pubic hairs left in her bed after meets.

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

goes to butlins for her holidays

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

is getting a job as a maid to spy on me..

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"is getting a job as a maid to spy on me.. "

pays a good wage to the servant!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

pushed humpty dumpty just so she could meet all the kings men...

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

feels up mucky old men in cinemas

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oi, less of the ageism if ya don't mind

Is addicted to Jim Reeves whilst hoovering the stairs impeccably

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has big sweaty pits grom sitting in a deck chair under a wall in his garden too long

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

lets her armpit hair grow long till she can harvest it to use as a wig to cover her bald spots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

licks the lid of life

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

much prefers liquorice but goes for anything sweet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Steals sweets from children

Walks with a dodgy limp on Thursdays

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

has six children by seven different women likes to eat them as babies as they taste better

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only sauted though

Supports Queens Park Rangers as he has a morbid fascination with hoops

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

thought Brian Clough was god until he asked him out one nnight - and he said yes

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

spends months at a time living in a pop up beach shelter, watching the thames river in a lonly vigil hoping and praying that Nessie will appear down south

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Most parts of his body are now pointing south

Only thing he is playful with is his next door neighbours cat

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By *xscot OP Man
over a year ago

Kingston

tried to be a racing driver - but turned out tpo be a playful pussie cat instead

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Failed minicab driver

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has The Knowledge

Unfortunately it is of Tokyo

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Has The Knowledge

Unfortunately it is of Tokyo "

always gets the booby prize in quiz nights

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has pet names for her boobs

Melissa & Camilla

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