FabSwingers.com forum: Eggs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a dick.

Only joking can't do a poached properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a dick.

Only joking can't do a poached properly."

Is the dick sunny side up?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Cooked by someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to scramble the womans eggs then have a bacon butty hahah

Soft boiled for me

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a dick.

Only joking can't do a poached properly."

My work colleague has chickens and gives me loads of eggs every week haha

I like mine scrambled and on toast. Speaking of which. Time for breakfast

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

As part of a fry up.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The classic reply, unfertilised

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Dippy eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled, but cannot be overcooked

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

"As part of a fry up. "

This

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Scrambled or poached please

LvM

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Poached x

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

Nice fluffy omelette with fresh tomato ham spring onions and a smidgen of cheese finished off under the grill

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

As long as the yoke isn't runny as can't stand a runny yoke

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By *ip73Man
over a year ago

Stanwell

depends on my mood, fried, scramdled, poached. I rarely have boiled or cloud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached but I can't poach an egg.... any offers?

If I'm cooking they're scrambled

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Scrambled with tomato sauce

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Shakshuka style with sourdough toast and feta aplenty

. Or dippy eggs with multiseed toast soldiers.

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

"Poached but I can't poach an egg.... any offers?

If I'm cooking they're scrambled "

I’d poach your eggs if you grilled my sausage

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a dick.

Only joking can't do a poached properly."

It took me a while and several experiments to work out how to poach an egg. Now I have a patented method that really works. What I can say is the worst method is to do that this where you stir the water to create a vortex. That's always been hopeless for me.

Anyway, I like them scrambled with plenty of cream, or poached. Preferably they are with smoked salmon. Luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a fried but burst the yoke.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Dippy eggs

I make great dippy eggs. Just saying...

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Boiled or poached preferably, though I don't eat in the mornings very often

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?

I like mine with a dick.

Only joking can't do a poached properly."

I can't do them in a pan of water, unless in use the glass and cling film trick. Usually just use a poacher.

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By *omesticflightMan
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

3 eggs, scrambled, butter in pan, lots of cheese and spring onion

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Shakshuka style with sourdough toast and feta aplenty

. Or dippy eggs with multiseed toast soldiers."

Mmmmmmm delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No preference but I do love a good fried egg sandwich with brown sauce

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Shakshuka style with sourdough toast and feta aplenty

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very yummy xxx

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By *anctionedSecretsCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

DR - poached (simple little silicone sleeves on amazon for poaching egg, only a few quid, or sistema microwave one when at work). Fried, sunny side up if in some bread with bacon.

ST - Fried or scrambled on toast. With plenty of ketchup and mushrooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached, with chilli flakes

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Love poached eggs but cannot do them for the life of me, need someone to treat me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled, with smoked salmon. I love eggs - could happily eat them for every meal, but you'd be able to smell me a mile away!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Love poached eggs but cannot do them for the life of me, need someone to treat me

I can make poached eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an omelette with cheese and chorizo

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Depends on my mood...but if I want comfort food, then it's soft boiled with soldiers. Especially if I have duck eggs in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled with cream on a bagel

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Unfertilised,

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Anyone else prefer duck eggs?

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