FabSwingers.com forum: The Sky Remote

By *heMightyPhwoar OP Man
over a year ago

Asgard

Now I've been on this site a few years now and I couldn't help but notice that alot of male profiles through out the years compare the size of their manhood alongside a Sky remote... Why the heck is it always a Sky remote?! Also what other random comparisons have people seen on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynx cans?

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By *as_no_ideaWoman
over a year ago

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Coke or energy drinks cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas.

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

"I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas."

For me I need to slap it and constantly jab at it until something happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas.

For me I need to slap it and constantly jab at it until something happens

“Work you stupid thing”

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Whatever happened to tape measures?

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

"Whatever happened to tape measures?"

Erm they tell the truth

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

"I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas.

For me I need to slap it and constantly jab at it until something happens

“Work you stupid thing”"

Great! Note stick with this useless thing looking directly at James Corden’s face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever happened to tape measures?

Erm they tell the truth"

Not of you cut the first three inches off

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By *aul_j80Man
over a year ago

Bloxwich

Or a fun size mars bar

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Monster cans

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Wine bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine bottles

Only the mini ones from the fridge for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine bottles

Only the mini ones from the fridge for me

Mini-bar fridge I meant

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Pint glasses

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Now I've been on this site a few years now and I couldn't help but notice that alot of male profiles through out the years compare the size of their manhood alongside a Sky remote... Why the heck is it always a Sky remote?! Also what other random comparisons have people seen on here? "
I just had sky fitted. The new remotes are very different. And a lot smaller....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has it moved on to something else with the advent of the new, and smaller sky Q remote.

Surely the think to hold it next to would be ruler, not the Queen though.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Never saw a Virgin TV remote used...

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By *eegh0stsMan
over a year ago

"Wine bottles

Same, those miniatures

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By *nered3992Man
over a year ago

mullingar

[Removed by poster at 28/06/21 09:32:02]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The shy remote these days is smaller than the original.

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By *nered3992Man
over a year ago

mullingar

"Now I've been on this site a few years now and I couldn't help but notice that alot of male profiles through out the years compare the size of their manhood alongside a Sky remote... Why the heck is it always a Sky remote?! Also what other random comparisons have people seen on here? I just had sky fitted. The new remotes are very different. And a lot smaller....

I work for sky and believe me they give alot less heartbreak than the old remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baby's arm.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's close to hand and something most people can relate to in terms of size and girth I guess. Good visual representation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lynx cans? "

I saw one of those mini travel cans used

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

People should try a firestick remote. Unless its bigger, that would be embarrasing

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Funniest one I've seen on here was a guy trying to convince people that he's as long and thick as two 330ml Coke cans end to end. He even provided a photo... except the two Coke cans are a lot further away from the camera than his dick was. Hah.

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By *irtuousBullMan
over a year ago

lake district

That moment where you knew you should've got sky instead of BT

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Whatever happened to tape measures?

Erm they tell the truth"

Every time there's a thread full of guys bragging about how massive they are, I challenge them to post clear, non-photoshopped, non-perspective-trick photos of them properly measuring themselves.

Not one person has yet done so.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"People should try a firestick remote. Unless its bigger, that would be embarrasing "

That’s what I use!

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Packet of tic tac mints.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas.

For me I need to slap it and constantly jab at it until something happens

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you talking about the sky remote or your cock

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"Packet of tic tac mints. "

Even worse, a solitary tic tac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your main selling point is the size of your cock, you're probably in need of a rethink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinky decker

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Fire extinguisher

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's because you can buy 1/2 sized Sky remotes from China.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or you can just ask a woman

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 28/06/21 12:37:15]"

Hmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use my cock to change the channels and my sky remote to stick in women’s vaginas.

For me I need to slap it and constantly jab at it until something happens

Have you tried switching the batteries around?

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