FabSwingers.com forum: Getting old

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What old person things have you started doing

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By *ockgit64Man
over a year ago

Poulton le Fylde, Lancs.

I was going to write a reply but I forgot what I was going to say ....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Wearing stronger glasses. I can’t read small print on the back of packaging without glasses.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've got a shopping trolley

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I've got a shopping trolley

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you are joking they are the bain of my life driving buses xx

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Walking about with a silly grin on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come back to this when I've finished my afternoon nap.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've got a shopping trolley

you are joking they are the bain of my life driving buses xx

I talk to people at bus stops now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice cup of tea anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just wondered into this thread and forgotten what i was doing here......

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Going upstairs, forgetting why I went, going downstairs again, remembering it.... helps me get my...

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Oh yes, helps me get my steps in !

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I go to cafes for a pot of tea

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I do the old person thing of getting annoyed at shows like Love Island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bad with names.

Not good in the bedroom I can tell you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm bad with names.

Not good in the bedroom I can tell you"

That's when it helps to call everyone darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees have always clicked going up the stairs but I noticed they've started doing it going down the stairs. Also noticing more and more grey hairs!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m quite exited about cleaning my kitchen drawers and cupboards out this summer. Lol.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I say "Oh Jesus!" when I sit down.

And when I stand up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re hardly old! More lush I’d say…..with or without glasses! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing shit down so I don't forget what I went shopping for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moaning about the charts , music is so bad nowadays,

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Writing shit down so I don't forget what I went shopping for. "

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Remembered another one : Referring to a group of older people "over there" then realising they are probably the same age as yourself.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I've been up & down the stairs three times before I remebered there was something very important to do!

For the life of me I still can't rember what it is I was to do....

Something about a Forum thing....?

Perhaps, when I remember where I've put me car keys then I'll hit the mother load?

Sorry, what's that Lassy she's fallen down the ravine & broken her leg?

For FUCKS SAKE! You're not helpin' me!

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

"I do the old person thing of getting annoyed at shows like Love Island

Thats less about you being old and more about you being educated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bad with names.

Not good in the bedroom I can tell you

That's when it helps to call everyone darling"

Top tip

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Got varifocals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just this morning, i was making sausages put them on the gas hob and stood there a good ten minutes before i realised the reason they weren't cooking, was i hadn't pressed the little clicker ignition

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Got varifocals"

Yeah I've got the bisexual glasses too now

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I do the old person thing of getting annoyed at shows like Love Island

Thats less about you being old and more about you being educated

so you admit I'm old then

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm bad with names.

Not good in the bedroom I can tell you

That's when it helps to call everyone darling

Top tip"

Voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make old man noises when I get up off the sofa. Haha

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hobbling down the stairs in a morning. 5 mins later I'm Ok.

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

"I do the old person thing of getting annoyed at shows like Love Island

Thats less about you being old and more about you being educated

so you admit I'm old then

Noooooo but i do recall you saying you were on a different thread earlier today, And i would never argue or correct a lady especially when shes a MOD lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I do the old person thing of getting annoyed at shows like Love Island

Thats less about you being old and more about you being educated

so you admit I'm old then

Noooooo but i do recall you saying you were on a different thread earlier today, And i would never argue or correct a lady especially when shes a MOD lol

I'm only joking I know I'm old and I don't care..it beats the alternative every time

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

"Wearing stronger glasses. I can’t read small print on the back of packaging without glasses.

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Old age doesnt come on its own, unfortunately.x

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

When I bend down to pick things up that I might have dropped, I always look to see if there is anything else so I dont have too again!

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

slyly looking at viagra in the chemists

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

"I do the old person thing of getting annoyed at shows like Love Island

Thats less about you being old and more about you being educated

so you admit I'm old then

Noooooo but i do recall you saying you were on a different thread earlier today, And i would never argue or correct a lady especially when shes a MOD lol

I'm only joking I know I'm old and I don't care..it beats the alternative every time "

You are not old until you are in receipt of your State Pension, currently 66 I believe for a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only 22 and my knees and hips don't work anymore

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Making that noise when I get out of a chair.

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

"I do the old person thing of getting annoyed at shows like Love Island

Thats less about you being old and more about you being educated

so you admit I'm old then

Noooooo but i do recall you saying you were on a different thread earlier today, And i would never argue or correct a lady especially when shes a MOD lol

I'm only joking I know I'm old and I don't care..it beats the alternative every time "

I know you were joking and i was just having some banter back , and good on you for not caring, its not our age that determines who we are afterall

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Look over the top of my glasses to read the small print.

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