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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, today I have noticed a pigeon in my garden. My garden isn't much of a garden, it's mostly pebbles and concrete.

However, I have noticed a pigeon which has spent most of today sitting in my garden. It's obviously a young pigeon. It is also obviously not mal-nutritioned as I have put out a bowl of water and I've put out a bowl of wild bird seed. It has ignored both of these.

It occasionally flies away.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Could it be one of the racing pigeons that went missing

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Could it be one of the racing pigeons that went missing "

#CatchThePigeon

LvM

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"So, today I have noticed a pigeon in my garden. My garden isn't much of a garden, it's mostly pebbles and concrete.

However, I have noticed a pigeon which has spent most of today sitting in my garden. It's obviously a young pigeon. It is also obviously not mal-nutritioned as I have put out a bowl of water and I've put out a bowl of wild bird seed. It has ignored both of these.

It occasionally flies away.

"

You are the chosen one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could it be one of the racing pigeons that went missing "

That's what I at first thought. It's why I went mental about putting out water, food and providing rest. However, the fucker refused my mixed nut offerings, refused to peck at the huge bowl of water I put out, keeps flying off and coming back, and has even refused to eat any of the £1 Wild Bird Seed that I bought from Tesco.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Probably a police surveillance drone in disguise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rats of the sky

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Could it be one of the racing pigeons that went missing

That's what I at first thought. It's why I went mental about putting out water, food and providing rest. However, the fucker refused my mixed nut offerings, refused to peck at the huge bowl of water I put out, keeps flying off and coming back, and has even refused to eat any of the £1 Wild Bird Seed that I bought from Tesco."

How inconsiderate of it sounds like a privileged pigeon

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Probably a police surveillance drone in disguise..."

Could be an amazon delivery pigeon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably a police surveillance drone in disguise..."

They don't need that. They just drive past my house each day and check out whether my car has moved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably a police surveillance drone in disguise...

Could be an amazon delivery pigeon? "

This cracked me up

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The dove from above..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It could be a rendezvous point.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"So, today I have noticed a pigeon in my garden. My garden isn't much of a garden, it's mostly pebbles and concrete.

However, I have noticed a pigeon which has spent most of today sitting in my garden. It's obviously a young pigeon. It is also obviously not mal-nutritioned as I have put out a bowl of water and I've put out a bowl of wild bird seed. It has ignored both of these.

It occasionally flies away.

"

If its a racing pigeon. It'll have rings on it's leg, one of those will have a mobile number on it so you can contact its owner. They're usually really tame as they're used to being handled.

No rings? Wild pigeon.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Reminds me of those news reports from Vegas where someone had glued little cowboy hats onto the pigeons heads…..makes them look way better too

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By *7mutleyTV/TS
over a year ago

cambridge

With the riskof upsetting some just shoot it,they are over running the country side and towns devastate the crops .

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

It's not a police drone it's a government surveillance drone designed to monitor us and make sure that the right freedoms have been stopped

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"So, today I have noticed a pigeon in my garden. My garden isn't much of a garden, it's mostly pebbles and concrete.

However, I have noticed a pigeon which has spent most of today sitting in my garden. It's obviously a young pigeon. It is also obviously not mal-nutritioned as I have put out a bowl of water and I've put out a bowl of wild bird seed. It has ignored both of these.

It occasionally flies away.

"

If you're lucky it's part of wackie races and penelope pitstop will stop by next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With the riskof upsetting some just shoot it,they are over running the country side and towns devastate the crops ."

You'd better be quick off the draw, it may have a pìstol under its wing

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Check it's ankles, if it's ringed, he's a swinger

If both ankles are ringed he's in a race

If 1 ankle has 2 rings and another has 1 catch him, the owner will pay to get him back, lol

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"rats of the sky"

That's seagulls....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So, today I have noticed a pigeon in my garden. My garden isn't much of a garden, it's mostly pebbles and concrete.

However, I have noticed a pigeon which has spent most of today sitting in my garden. It's obviously a young pigeon. It is also obviously not mal-nutritioned as I have put out a bowl of water and I've put out a bowl of wild bird seed. It has ignored both of these.

It occasionally flies away.

If its a racing pigeon. It'll have rings on it's leg, one of those will have a mobile number on it so you can contact its owner. They're usually really tame as they're used to being handled.

No rings? Wild pigeon. "

It's definitely got no rings on it's legs. And it also has the "bumfluff" feathery stuff which suggests it's one of this years newborns.

Not tame either, I can get close enough to put out a bowl of water and saucer of wild bird food, but if I get too close it wanders away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell the pigeon I said hi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It disappeared last night, but came back this morning. I've been out most of the day, but it was definitely watching me this mid morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoot it and make pie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"rats of the sky

That's seagulls...."

I live close to Llandudno and can confirm that seagulls will steal a KFC mini fillet burger if they get the chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a magpie that waits outside the green house where the birds nuts are stored.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shoot it and make pie?"

My refrigerator is filled with enough lard, plain four, chicken breast and water to ensure I can make a pie without having to shoot a poor, defenceless pigeon. I also have a rolling pin and I know how to use it........

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be a case of Animal magnetism.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"It disappeared last night, but came back this morning. I've been out most of the day, but it was definitely watching me this mid morning. "

It's probably a stalk(er) pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check legs for the post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check legs for the post. "

I did.

It doesn't.

It's got newborn bumfluff when it shakes it's head.

Hope that helps.

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