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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.

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Unless you’re looking for 9+ monster dong I wouldn’t worry yourself about it

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.

"

Think you’ve hit two nails on the head

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why are men so obsessed with cock

You don't see many women accusing other women of lying about their tit size

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.

Unless you’re looking for 9+ monster dong I wouldn’t worry yourself about it "

just casting an eye over the competition.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are men so obsessed with cock

You don't see many women accusing other women of lying about their tit size"

Not obsessed or accusing. But if such a measurement device exists, I want one. I could honestly claim to be half a mile long then.

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham


"Why are men so obsessed with cock

You don't see many women accusing other women of lying about their tit size

Not obsessed or accusing. But if such a measurement device exists, I want one. I could honestly claim to be half a mile long then. "

Take a normal one and chop thefirsttwo inches off it. Or use a cm scale - 15, no problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only people who care about cock size tend to be other men and size queens. Most are more interested in the person it's attached to.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

No point trying to score from the half way line if you keep missing the target in the 6 yard box

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.

Unless you’re looking for 9+ monster dong I wouldn’t worry yourself about it

just casting an eye over the competition. "

Well the competition can run on batteries or mains powered, can be made of varying materials like silicon and has impressive length and girth.

Worry more about how you present yourself and not on the size of other peoples apendages.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd rather have the average cock that's attached to me, I know it hits the right spots and it's going to scare anyone off

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I believe that you can buy joke "fisherman's" tape measures... or so I hear. From a friend

LvM

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can "

Nothing if it's inside you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you "

definitely better things to be putting inside me

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.

"

there should be only 1 measure device allowed,

A Stanley FatMax measuring tape,

You will get the true length and a good base to compare width with. No hiding from that 1.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me "

like Whiskey??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey?? "

Il be doing that later

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me "

Like Ice-cream?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??

Il be doing that later "

snap

Did you try Ro&Co yet??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me

Like Ice-cream?"

As long as it’s not chocolate flavour

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me "

I can think of some

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me

Like Ice-cream?

As long as it’s not chocolate flavour "

I'll clean up

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??

Il be doing that later

snap

Did you try Ro&Co yet?? "

Yup it’s too appley for me

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Lol true

Apart from Wonderbra’s - that’s kinda lying is t it

*and if men could get a knob extension as easily as girls - a boob job, then I’m sure they’d stop talking and start filling out the application

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me

Like Ice-cream?

As long as it’s not chocolate flavour

I'll clean up "

You just want to lick my face don’t you

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Anyhow back on topic...

Measure twice, cut once/lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m glad I didn’t use their tape measures when I was building houses, the scale would have been all to fuck.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me

Like Ice-cream?

As long as it’s not chocolate flavour

I'll clean up

You just want to lick my face don’t you "

Yes that's definitely all I want to do

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Don't women get offered chicken fillet's when they buy bra's?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me

Like Ice-cream?

As long as it’s not chocolate flavour

I'll clean up

You just want to lick my face don’t you

Yes that's definitely all I want to do "

I knew it

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Don't women get offered chicken fillet's when they buy bra's? "

Iv never been offered chicken fillets

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Don't women get offered chicken fillet's when they buy bra's?

Iv never been offered chicken fillets "

there ain't no chicken that big Missus, lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??

Il be doing that later

snap

Did you try Ro&Co yet??

Yup it’s too appley for me "

really,

Your brand cuts the throat off of me,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a tape measure that has it own unique way of showing length, just for men? Only the amount of supposed 9+" monsters all look closer to 7" (max) in pictures. Perhaps there's also a unique camera that comes with it, that makes everything look smaller.

Think you’ve hit two nails on the head

"

nine inch nails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messer form the inside off the thigh instead off the base off the cock at the balls you add 2 inches

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??

Il be doing that later

snap

Did you try Ro&Co yet??

Yup it’s too appley for me really,

Your brand cuts the throat off of me, "

What brand

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??

Il be doing that later

snap

Did you try Ro&Co yet??

Yup it’s too appley for me really,

Your brand cuts the throat off of me,

What brand "

Jameson, tastes of Parsnips lol

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??

Il be doing that later

snap

Did you try Ro&Co yet??

Yup it’s too appley for me really,

Your brand cuts the throat off of me,

What brand Jameson, tastes of Parsnips lol "

guess I love parsnips then

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me like Whiskey??

Il be doing that later

snap

Did you try Ro&Co yet??

Yup it’s too appley for me really,

Your brand cuts the throat off of me,

What brand Jameson, tastes of Parsnips lol

guess I love parsnips then "

lol knew you would say that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"What’s wrong with a mini deodorant can

Nothing if it's inside you

definitely better things to be putting inside me

Like Ice-cream?

As long as it’s not chocolate flavour

I'll clean up

You just want to lick my face don’t you

Yes that's definitely all I want to do

I knew it "

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

B.B,

Yes, I can see why....

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"B.B,

Yes, I can see why.... "

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By *antric ecstasyMan
over a year ago

Co Durham


"Anyhow back on topic...

Measure twice, cut once/lie "

Some wood should never be cut!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I have never seen a single womans profile stating her bra size. Lots in couples where men are writing the blurb about the female half.

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