FabSwingers.com forum: Missing Birds

By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

So 5,000 racing pigeons have just disappeared after setting off from Peterborough to the North East during a race yesterday...

What could have happened to them?..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They grew legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mass defection.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Ended up in pies......

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Chomp chomp, no idea mate!

Pass the peas!

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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago

stourbridge

"So 5,000 racing pigeons have just disappeared after setting off from Peterborough to the North East during a race yesterday...

What could have happened to them?..

They prob all on way to come shit on my car like they usually do.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Chomp chomp, no idea mate!

Pass the peas! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gust of wind blew them away x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds are haywire at the mo. The solar energys up and down like a YoYo so many are struggling to navigate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They formed a coo etc etc

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Nandos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

London tornado went north

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Chomp chomp, no idea mate!

Pass the peas! "

Enjoy your dinner tonight!..

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"They formed a coo etc etc "

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"They grew legs "

You know pigeons already have legs right?

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By *8ddCouple
over a year ago

xxxxx

Brexit

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"So 5,000 racing pigeons have just disappeared after setting off from Peterborough to the North East during a race yesterday...

What could have happened to them?..

They prob all on way to come shit on my car like they usually do. "

Have you recently washed it?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Shaun Ryder and Bez have been up to their old tricks

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By *hilfe69Man
over a year ago

grays

There all got tickets for the euros

Cum on England

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They grew legs

You know pigeons already have legs right?"

No I didn't

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"London tornado went north

We heard that tornado last night

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Is lorna cooking chicken tonight Ash...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A gust of wind blew them away x"

I hope they managed to maintain social distancing rules....

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Is lorna cooking chicken tonight Ash..."

I think we were having roast chicken for dinner tomorrow...

I'm going to check out the freezer!

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

A Bermuda triangle scenario developed in East Anglia. They probably lost their compass bearings like those missing American aircraft, and they will all be floating around in The North Sea now.

There's also a possibility that a bakery chain like Greggs, did some fly tipping, they all then decided to stop for a snack, had a meeting, and decided fuck going home, the grub is better here.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A Bermuda triangle scenario developed in East Anglia. They probably lost their compass bearings like those missing American aircraft, and they will all be floating around in The North Sea now.

There's also a possibility that a bakery chain like Greggs, did some fly tipping, they all then decided to stop for a snack, had a meeting, and decided fuck going home, the grub is better here. "

I like your 2nd possibility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to the magnetic poles starting to shift back in 2012

there a bit messed up and ended up going south

they're currently around the Southern France partying it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to the magnetic poles starting to shift back in 2012

there a bit messed up and ended up going south

they're currently around the Southern France partying it up.

I just seen my wrong use of there their

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

They have stopped off to have a curry.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"They have stopped off to have a curry. "

They will end up in the curry....

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Blackadder hasn’t been out with his revolver again has he ?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

They voted for independence.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are all in my back garden and on the roof shagging! Or piggybacking as the kids say

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"They voted for independence. "

What will they call their new home?...

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Blackadder hasn’t been out with his revolver again has he ?

Or Baldrick could have a cunning plan...

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Alien abduction

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"They are all in my back garden and on the roof shagging! Or piggybacking as the kids say "

They do seem to be a very randy bird and noisy when getting their wing over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they were abducted by aliens.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think they were abducted by aliens."

I hope they won't turn them into cylons.

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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago

London

Why are pigeons very wealthy?....

They have no problem putting deposits on expensive cars.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

They have been found in Majorca....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"They have been found in Majorca...."

I wonder what caused them to go that far off course? We used to have racing pigeons when I was a kid and teenager. Sometimes they'd disappear for days on end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you stole Essex Tom's thread idea

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