FabSwingers.com forum: Hard to swallow !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone else eat "granola" ?

jesus, i cant get it in me mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cant get it in me mouth" are words i never thought I would hear you type lol

What the fuck is granoooolia whatever?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else eat "granola" ?

jesus, i cant get it in me mouth

well well.i am shocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I only got a little one ya know

its a cereal thats all crunchy and lumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what no chocolate on it?

FFS put the bloody thing in the bin

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

i cant eat those things that crunch and crackle in the morning.....I like my breakfast to be quiet !!!!....E x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tastes nice when i can get it in

i have to hammer it with me spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only got a little one ya know

its a cereal thats all crunchy and lumpy

oh yeah i know what you mean now.its the stuff you eat when you want to shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what no chocolate on it?

FFS put the bloody thing in the bin

chocolate body paint.oh yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dont need no help in that dept. lmao

must be the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont need no help in that dept. lmao

must be the wine

have you been examined lately?

where are my rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone else eat "granola" ?

jesus, i cant get it in me mouth

How did you know that's what I called him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i cant eat those things that crunch and crackle in the morning.....I like my breakfast to be quiet !!!!....E x"

like a fag and a cup of tea...perfect brekkie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone else eat "granola" ?

jesus, i cant get it in me mouth

How did you know that's what I called him"

lmao

gotta watch then cuz anything that dont fit, i hit with a spoon till it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i cant eat those things that crunch and crackle in the morning.....I like my breakfast to be quiet !!!!....E x

like a fag and a cup of tea...perfect brekkie

sex,shower,more sex. better brekkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and a fag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhh you on about yesterday and early this morning in my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And why i slept most of today too.

recovering

breakfast just now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and a fag

you can have that while im banging your back doors in.you ok with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And why i slept most of today too.

recovering

breakfast just now

lite weight. pah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make my shakes using porridge and water in a blender - the texture is rather like trying to swallow a smashed earthware vase.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I make my shakes using porridge and water in a blender - the texture is rather like trying to swallow a smashed earthware vase."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And why i slept most of today too.

recovering

breakfast just now

lite weight. pah!

Lmao

You wanna see the state i left him in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And why i slept most of today too.

recovering

breakfast just now

lite weight. pah!

Lmao

You wanna see the state i left him in

under the patio is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to add it to other cereal to bulk it out... Foul on its own though!

Like grit.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And why i slept most of today too.

recovering

breakfast just now

lite weight. pah!

Lmao

You wanna see the state i left him in

under the patio is he?

Never do that to my sexy man. he to precious to lose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And why i slept most of today too.

recovering

breakfast just now

lite weight. pah!

Lmao

You wanna see the state i left him in

under the patio is he?

Never do that to my sexy man. he to precious to lose.

thats a relief

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

you lot are far too bloody rude, talking bout rubber gloves, putting things in ya mouth...im shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's lovely..... country crunch do a nice version with berries in it, but my favourite is Lizzies (you can get it at tesco) it's fab!

Am I being too serious???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''Jesus, I can't get it in me mouth...''.

That's just sick, man.

That requires lobbying...or getting upset and out of...I dunno, man...Prams, or summit. That's so sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

eh ?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"eh ?

I am glad you said that, lol

Thought it was the wine

Got a helicopter milling about my end - should i tell him not to go over your way or is it safe tonight????

lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My end is always safe .

reckon they need it in liverpool though

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"eh ?

I am glad you said that, lol

Thought it was the wine

Got a helicopter milling about my end - should i tell him not to go over your way or is it safe tonight????

lol x"

LMAO what is a helicopter doing milling around your end babe?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"eh ?

I am glad you said that, lol

Thought it was the wine

Got a helicopter milling about my end - should i tell him not to go over your way or is it safe tonight????

lol x

LMAO what is a helicopter doing milling around your end babe?

dunno.

My curtains are open, so i did a strip tease and get nekkid - and they bugger buggered off!!!!

Cheek

Tis a worry - esp after our local shop being done over the night i lost my exhaust, and someone get stabbed the other day.

What a lovely world we live in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THATS HOW YOU TELL YOU HAVE A HIGH SPERM COUN ..? PARTNER CHEWS BEFORE SHE SWALLOWS . ha ha

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