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Somethings ticking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m sitting in my kitchen and something is ticking.

It’s not the cooker clock and I don’t own any other type of clock.

It’s seriously doing my head in now cos I can’t figure out where the damn noise is coming from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

air in radiator

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Its a bomb. RUN.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Could it be dripping rather than ticking?

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

Egg timer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dripping tap somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"air in radiator"

Wrong end of the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Egg timer?"

I don’t have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could it be dripping rather than ticking?"

It sounds a bit too regular? Uniformed? Evenly spaced (dunno what the word is I’m looking for but all those will do )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a bomb. RUN. "

Can I send it next door in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could it be your heart pacemaker

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

My fridge now does that !! Think it's dying

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Something (with lots of legs) tapping...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you turn the heating on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The freezer? My old one did that before it packed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spider with clogs on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m sitting in my kitchen and something is ticking.

It’s not the cooker clock and I don’t own any other type of clock.

Sounds like a fridge defrosting itself

It’s seriously doing my head in now cos I can’t figure out where the damn noise is coming from "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A spider with clogs on "

I think it’s this. He must be a very good dancer to keep in such perfect rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bathroom above kitchen?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's life passing you by..

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Its a bomb. RUN.

Can I send it next door in that case "

Yes but be quick.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"It's life passing you by.. "

Ouch

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Possibly your fridge?

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Could it be dripping rather than ticking?

It sounds a bit too regular? Uniformed? Evenly spaced (dunno what the word is I’m looking for but all those will do )"

A drip could be regular and is probably the most likely cause... unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blocked gutter outside overflowing and dripping on window ledge

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Pipes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m going to investigate further

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Death watch beetle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like the rain dripping onto the window ledge outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those two spoons which fell behind the cooker and you forgot about are mating.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m going to investigate further "

Please check in regularly so we know the clog wearing spider didn't get you.

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Obviously one of those beckoning cats with the swinging you get from the Chinese

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah ha, I’ve found it.

After walking from one end of the kitchen to the other several times (because it always sounded like it was coming from the other end to the one I was at), switching off plugs, pressing my ear up to the cooker clock just in case and then standing very still cos for a minute I thought it might have been me ticking…I’ve finally realised it was coming from my laptop charger that was plugged in to an extension lead

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Ah ha, I’ve found it.

After walking from one end of the kitchen to the other several times (because it always sounded like it was coming from the other end to the one I was at), switching off plugs, pressing my ear up to the cooker clock just in case and then standing very still cos for a minute I thought it might have been me ticking…I’ve finally realised it was coming from my laptop charger that was plugged in to an extension lead "

Yay... mystery solved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a shame, I quite liked the idea of a clog-wearing spider x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thats a shame, I quite liked the idea of a clog-wearing spider x"

Maybe the clog wearing spider was inside my plug

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ah ha, I’ve found it.

After walking from one end of the kitchen to the other several times (because it always sounded like it was coming from the other end to the one I was at), switching off plugs, pressing my ear up to the cooker clock just in case and then standing very still cos for a minute I thought it might have been me ticking…I’ve finally realised it was coming from my laptop charger that was plugged in to an extension lead "

Phew. Also a bit concerning.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Ah ha, I’ve found it.

After walking from one end of the kitchen to the other several times (because it always sounded like it was coming from the other end to the one I was at), switching off plugs, pressing my ear up to the cooker clock just in case and then standing very still cos for a minute I thought it might have been me ticking…I’ve finally realised it was coming from my laptop charger that was plugged in to an extension lead

Phew. Also a bit concerning."

Throw it at the neighbour anyway. It still might blow up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah ha, I’ve found it.

After walking from one end of the kitchen to the other several times (because it always sounded like it was coming from the other end to the one I was at), switching off plugs, pressing my ear up to the cooker clock just in case and then standing very still cos for a minute I thought it might have been me ticking…I’ve finally realised it was coming from my laptop charger that was plugged in to an extension lead

Phew. Also a bit concerning.

Throw it at the neighbour anyway. It still might blow up "

Excellent idea, I hate my neighbour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you an old style heating controller?

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