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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was followed all the way home by another car right up my arse. It annoys me so much!! It's dangerous because if something happens, they won't have time to stop.

I always leave a decent distance between me and the car in front. Why can't everyone else?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flick your brake lights for no reason,they back right off then as they are at fault if they hit you from behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been known to do an 'almost' emergency stop and they REALLY back off then!

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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kidderminster+ surrounding areas.

i have found on motorways or dual carriageways that when you leave a decent safe distance between you and the car in front in front some prat will jump into the gap!.

thus cutting down the safe aspect of the gap,

you ever found that?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont drive but i remember what my instructor said 2 me when had was learning "only a fool breaks the 2 second rule" say that as the person in front passes a point and when u finish it that's 2 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he wanted to get up your ass at least he could have bought u dinner

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole


"If he wanted to get up your ass at least he could have bought u dinner "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have found on motorways or dual carriageways that when you leave a decent safe distance between you and the car in front in front some prat will jump into the gap!.

thus cutting down the safe aspect of the gap,

you ever found that?."

So true and am a driver by trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If his car had a big dildo strapped to the front grill would you still mind?

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

I don't understand, you said you felt close to me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The standard tactic here is to slow down even further and frustrate the hell out of them. Frustrating annoying drivers is almost as rewarding as blowing a load.

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By *onboy777Man
over a year ago

Newark


"The standard tactic here is to slow down even further and frustrate the hell out of them. Frustrating annoying drivers is almost as rewarding as blowing a load."

not forgeting to doordle at junctions roundabouts traffic lights etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as i ride a motorbike i leave a good distance between myself and the vehicle in front.

always need that as it can be a life saver and give you time to get out of trouble.

but yes i do hate people travelling close and i slow down to near walking pace just to piss them off.

then let them past and sit behind them with full beam on.

people are in a rush to go anywhere these days. no consideration so everyone just loses it.

i do however give space and time to cars with young kids in it.

you just dont know what state of shouting the parents are in.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I guess you just have an attractive arse. Were you wiggling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i dont drive but i remember what my instructor said 2 me when had was learning "only a fool breaks the 2 second rule" say that as the person in front passes a point and when u finish it that's 2 seconds"

Yup I do that. 3 seconds if it's wet.....

Hate it when they get right behind you on motorways and start flashing. If they are polite I always move over. If they are rude I ignore them.

My boss said to touch the brake with your left foot so the brake light comes on but keep your foot on the accelerator so you don't actually slow down. Just in case they are too lose or not paying attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont drive but i remember what my instructor said 2 me when had was learning "only a fool breaks the 2 second rule" say that as the person in front passes a point and when u finish it that's 2 seconds

Yup I do that. 3 seconds if it's wet.....

Hate it when they get right behind you on motorways and start flashing. If they are polite I always move over. If they are rude I ignore them.

My boss said to touch the brake with your left foot so the brake light comes on but keep your foot on the accelerator so you don't actually slow down. Just in case they are too lose or not paying attention."
this would also cause people to back off cause may not b sure what you r going to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And its when you get someone who does it to an artic lorry weighing in excess of 40 tonnes,they seem to forget they don't stop the same as a car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have an old car when i was younger, The gearbox was so worn, that you could move the gear stick over almost enough to light the reversing lights.

That soon made ppl drop back if they were travelling too close behind in the dark haha.

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

as others have said;slow down on bends and take your time.

piss them off big time

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Try driving a tractor in heavy traffic around urban areas! You leave a sensible stopping distance and have some prat who absolutely must get ahead of you because they don`t want to be held up and I then have to lift the front bucket to prevent me from opening their bootlid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would deliberately slow down and/or touch my brakes to let the car behind me know about my displeasure.

Usually they get the hint.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"And its when you get someone who does it to an artic lorry weighing in excess of 40 tonnes,they seem to forget they don't stop the same as a car.

"

and why are you driving a lorry weighing in excess of 40 tonnes so close to a car that they feel the need to warn you off

i recently went on a speed awareness course and have started driving to the speed limits.....my oh my does that piss people off haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The car was tailgating the wagon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone gets up my ass without being invited I just slow right down n watch them n the mirror going mental makes me laugh

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"The car was tailgating the wagon "

That's not how it reads

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I think the "who does it to an artic lorry" bit sort of gives it away

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

If a lorry is tailgating a car, it's normally a gentle hint to the car driver to move the fuck over and get out of the way.

A fully laden lorry takes a long time to change speed

Something a lot of car drivers seem to be unaware of

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I think the "who does it to an artic lorry" bit sort of gives it away "

I read it as 'who does it (taps their brakes in front of) to an arctic lorry' so my question still stands, until we get clarification from the poster

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"If a lorry is tailgating a car, it's normally a gentle hint to the car driver to move the fuck over and get out of the way.

A fully laden lorry takes a long time to change speed

Something a lot of car drivers seem to be unaware of"

When you are in a traffic jam like I was on the M6 today with a lorry trying to sit in your boot it is pretty hard to make way for it. It had nothing to do with them giving a hint for you to move over as no one had anywhere else to go.

I travel a lot up and down the M6 and steer clear of lorries as they always tailgate.....and before any lorry drivers turn up and say " omg you can't say that cos I don't" the ones that I have seen on the M6 do.

The thing I am aware of is they drive way too close to traffic.....if their lorry is laden and it takes a while to stop, maybe they should be aware of their stopping distances before sitting on peoples tails.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

PS it was a moving slowly traffic queue not a jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And its when you get someone who does it to an artic lorry weighing in excess of 40 tonnes,they seem to forget they don't stop the same as a car.

"

if its you driving the artic you shouldnt be that close then should you..

that way no car driver is gonna have to tap their brakes to make you back off are they!!!

if wagons tailgate me i gently slow down to about 25 mph then step on the gas.. they just cant catch you up then cos they cant accelerate quick enough.. especially good if you do it on an upward incline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a lorry is tailgating a car, it's normally a gentle hint to the car driver to move the fuck over and get out of the way.

A fully laden lorry takes a long time to change speed

Something a lot of car drivers seem to be unaware of"

wagon drivers have no right to hint or otherwise to people to get the fuck out the way...

arent wagons restricted to 56mph in the UK???

if so how come i get wagons tailgating me at 70 on the motorway..????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a lorry is tailgating a car, it's normally a gentle hint to the car driver to move the fuck over and get out of the way.

A fully laden lorry takes a long time to change speed

Something a lot of car drivers seem to be unaware of

wagon drivers have no right to hint or otherwise to people to get the fuck out the way...

arent wagons restricted to 56mph in the UK???

if so how come i get wagons tailgating me at 70 on the motorway..????"
probably because you speedo is over reading if thats happaned more than once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a lorry is tailgating a car, it's normally a gentle hint to the car driver to move the fuck over and get out of the way.

A fully laden lorry takes a long time to change speed

Something a lot of car drivers seem to be unaware of

wagon drivers have no right to hint or otherwise to people to get the fuck out the way...

arent wagons restricted to 56mph in the UK???

if so how come i get wagons tailgating me at 70 on the motorway..????probably because you speedo is over reading if thats happaned more than once"

my speedo overeads by 2 mph. i know that cos i have a GPS speedo on my satnav which is more accurate so i know that there are wagons out there doing way over 56mph...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was followed all the way home by another car right up my arse. It annoys me so much!! It's dangerous because if something happens, they won't have time to stop.

I always leave a decent distance between me and the car in front. Why can't everyone else?! "

It was Mr Magoo

We have had words

He said he won't do it again.

Case closed

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I think the "who does it to an artic lorry" bit sort of gives it away

I read it as 'who does it (taps their brakes in front of) to an arctic lorry' so my question still stands, until we get clarification from the poster "

Oops my bad, seem to have got my tailgater & tailgatee mixed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The drivers that bug me are the ones you are following and they indicate left to park on a road, or go into a driveway or just plain turn left. You indicate right to overtake and they pull over to the right (almost hitting you) as though they are trying to turn an articulated lorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was followed all the way home by another car right up my arse. It annoys me so much!! It's dangerous because if something happens, they won't have time to stop.

I always leave a decent distance between me and the car in front. Why can't everyone else?!

It was Mr Magoo

We have had words

He said he won't do it again.

Case closed "

Aww my hero!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Is that the mahoosive that was sitting in the middle lane of the M3 today at 50 mph with nothing in the left lane?

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By *h_errotic_onesCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth, Pokesdown

having a Nissan skyline (old one) I get quite a few people up my arse.....

having a spark plug fitted in the exhaust with a switch they soon back off as I blip the throttle and a cloud of flame pops out.

highly illegal, but 100% effective.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"having a Nissan skyline (old one) I get quite a few people up my arse.....

having a spark plug fitted in the exhaust with a switch they soon back off as I blip the throttle and a cloud of flame pops out.

highly illegal, but 100% effective."

Couldn't possibly condone

But

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"having a Nissan skyline (old one) I get quite a few people up my arse.....

having a spark plug fitted in the exhaust with a switch they soon back off as I blip the throttle and a cloud of flame pops out.

highly illegal, but 100% effective."
come and show us your flashy bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"having a Nissan skyline (old one) I get quite a few people up my arse.....

having a spark plug fitted in the exhaust with a switch they soon back off as I blip the throttle and a cloud of flame pops out.

highly illegal, but 100% effective.

Couldn't possibly condone

But "
hello pabs its jo at a friends house are u ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When that is done on me i swear i drive like the biggest slowest snail there is...it fucks them off big style!!!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"having a Nissan skyline (old one) I get quite a few people up my arse.....

having a spark plug fitted in the exhaust with a switch they soon back off as I blip the throttle and a cloud of flame pops out.

highly illegal, but 100% effective.

Couldn't possibly condone

But hello pabs its jo at a friends house are u ok"

Fine and tickety boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"having a Nissan skyline (old one) I get quite a few people up my arse.....

having a spark plug fitted in the exhaust with a switch they soon back off as I blip the throttle and a cloud of flame pops out.

highly illegal, but 100% effective.

Couldn't possibly condone

But hello pabs its jo at a friends house are u ok

Fine and tickety boo "
hows things xx

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"having a Nissan skyline (old one) I get quite a few people up my arse.....

having a spark plug fitted in the exhaust with a switch they soon back off as I blip the throttle and a cloud of flame pops out.

highly illegal, but 100% effective.

Couldn't possibly condone

But hello pabs its jo at a friends house are u ok

Fine and tickety boo hows things xx"

I'm great, you having fun? Sounds like it from here

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By *h_errotic_onesCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth, Pokesdown


"having a Nissan skyline (old one) I get quite a few people up my arse.....

having a spark plug fitted in the exhaust with a switch they soon back off as I blip the throttle and a cloud of flame pops out.

highly illegal, but 100% effective.come and show us your flashy bits"

Would love to come to one of your parties in the future and show you some fire. cars in the bodyshop getting some TLC

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London


"having a Nissan skyline (old one) I get quite a few people up my arse.....

having a spark plug fitted in the exhaust with a switch they soon back off as I blip the throttle and a cloud of flame pops out.

highly illegal, but 100% effective.come and show us your flashy bits

Would love to come to one of your parties in the future and show you some fire. cars in the bodyshop getting some TLC"

R32 or R33?

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By *h_errotic_onesCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth, Pokesdown

R33 only a baby GTS-T, but quick enough. ( and track prepped)

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Tried to buy a bog standard one a few years back, couldn't agree a price

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Will have a peep when the bank manager isn't looking

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