FabSwingers.com forum: The not so secret service thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Say you’re in, wait till you see someone you’d like to bum then contact anyone else on the thread and they’ll blab who wants to bum who.

Love and Peace

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Assume the position op

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

So it's more an Anal My Friend Fancies you thread haha ...

In that case I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mystique wants to bum KittyLikesToPlay he told me and said please don't tell anyone but he has deeply fallen in love and wants to be used as a toilet so he can taste her sweet waterfall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face down.. ass up.. IN

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll be in for the laugh but nobody’s bumming me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In x

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

bradford16

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Mystique wants to bum KittyLikesToPlay he told me and said please don't tell anyone but he has deeply fallen in love and wants to be used as a toilet so he can taste her sweet waterfall!

You’ve seen my pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrMystique wants to bum Nora in JD Sports on Monday morning but he said bring a stress ball so he can squeeze it and pretend it is a soft titty

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"MrMystique wants to bum Nora in JD Sports on Monday morning but he said bring a stress ball so he can squeeze it and pretend it is a soft titty "

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

In for a little while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yasmeen

someone would like to use a full length arm dildo on your rectum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yasmeen

someone would like to use a full length arm dildo on your rectum "

Not someone. Me. Tell them I sent it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen

someone would like to use a full length arm dildo on your rectum "

The

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yasmeen

someone would like to use a full length arm dildo on your rectum

Not someone. Me. Tell them I sent it

oh fuck it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen

someone would like to use a full length arm dildo on your rectum

Not someone. Me. Tell them I sent it

I guessed

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

In for a penny in for a Pound(ing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, go on then, I'm in. Filters deactivated.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Why not…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Mrmystique.

Yasmin wishes to enquire about the cleanliness of your orifice.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"To Mrmystique.

Yasmin wishes to enquire about the cleanliness of your orifice. "

Dont say me

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Yes yes! I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. Probably need to douche though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Lemonbuttercream

Mr mystique would like to play trains and tunnels with you. Please dress as a conductress and say "tickets please sir" you also have to say choo choo rather a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To Mrmystique.

Yasmin wishes to enquire about the cleanliness of your orifice. "

We both know that wasn’t the message I sent

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"To Mrmystique.

Yasmeen wishes to enquire about the cleanliness of your orifice.

We both know that wasn’t the message I sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in now be kind please

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By *igboywxmMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Who wants bummin

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who wants bummin

You

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

This could hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in now be kind please

Lol I’m not now should of read it no offence bum is a no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in now be kind please

Lol I’m not now should of read it no offence bum is a no

Too late. You’re getting bummed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’m in now be kind please

Lol I’m not now should of read it no offence bum is a no

Bit late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message received as following from a sexy couple

Can u tell tinder girl this hubby is still swiping right … he’s thumb is wearing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in now be kind please

Lol I’m not now should of read it no offence bum is a no

I'll keep your bum safe my lovely friend..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for a bum.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lady luck he wants to give you a rub down and finger your bum

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Message for kinky he wants you to sit on his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from this Welsh hunk

I’D Definitely like to leave an imprint of my groin on KinkyInkedBi butt cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lady luck he wants to give you a rub down and finger your bum

Aww sounds gentle and rub down could be a deal breaker to break me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Kinky

He wants to give you a thorough spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh spanking and dick imprints, lucky me

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Mr M would you like a bum?

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

To Big Harold

Mr Mystique recons he’s had much bigger before and could take yours “balls n all” (his words not mine) plus still have room for a couple of sky remotes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ooh spanking and dick imprints, lucky me

Was outlaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh spanking and dick imprints, lucky me

Was outlaw "

Only the spanking. Although I’d happily make the imprints too.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr M would you like a bum?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh for goodness sake lol! Go on then, in for a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell saffron that I want to make her walk funny. And I don’t mean cutting one of the heels on her shoes an inch shorter than the other

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Mr M would you like a bum?

Yes

Sweet. I’m done.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In for a butt...I mean bit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be a few new members to the funny walk club after this

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Message received as following from a sexy couple

Can u tell tinder girl this hubby is still swiping right … he’s thumb is wearing away "

Well come use the fingers on something else then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mrs sapphire Mr Tom Outlaw says to hurry up and rub his thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message received as following from a sexy couple

Can u tell tinder girl this hubby is still swiping right … he’s thumb is wearing away

Well come use the fingers on something else then

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inserts finger emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr M would you like a bum?

Yes

Sweet. I’m done.

Is that it? That peggin malarkey isn’t that bad after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To Big Harold

Mr Mystique recons he’s had much bigger before and could take yours “balls n all” (his words not mine) plus still have room for a couple of sky remotes"

And a Lynx can in my gob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mrs sapphire Mr Tom Outlaw says to hurry up and rub his thighs

Coming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To Big Harold

Mr Mystique recons he’s had much bigger before and could take yours “balls n all” (his words not mine) plus still have room for a couple of sky remotes"

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’m in til I fall asleep

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By *ung fun walesMan
over a year ago

up the road

"Message from this Welsh hunk

I’D Definitely like to leave an imprint of my groin on KinkyInkedBi butt cheeks"

Welsh Hunk?? Did another Welsh guy send u the same message to send to kinkyBi as me

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

guess candy's in for a bit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, but I will not be bumming anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give up. Everyone I message logs off

Does no one want to trouble my logs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In, but I will not be bumming anyone!

So disappointing! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I give up. Everyone I message logs off

Does no one want to trouble my logs?

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give up. Everyone I message logs off

Does no one want to trouble my logs?

Jesus

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"In, but I will not be bumming anyone!

Oh me either

just read the OP's instructions properly looool xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In, but I will not be bumming anyone!

Oh me either

just read the OP's instructions properly looool xx "

Too late. You can both bum each other and I’ll watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Tinder girl..

This hubby is still swiping right . My thumb has worn out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In, but I will not be bumming anyone!

Oh me either

just read the OP's instructions properly looool xx

Too late. You can both bum each other and I’ll watch

No bystanders, if anyone's backdoors need smashing, its yours!!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Mr outlaw... Rachael is offering a bumming

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Mr M would you like a bum?

Yes

Sweet. I’m done.

Is that it? That peggin malarkey isn’t that bad after all

That was the finger not the weapon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In, but I will not be bumming anyone!

Oh me either

just read the OP's instructions properly looool xx

Too late. You can both bum each other and I’ll watch

No bystanders, if anyone's backdoors need smashing, its yours!!"

Not happening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr M would you like a bum?

Yes

Sweet. I’m done.

Is that it? That peggin malarkey isn’t that bad after all

That was the finger not the weapon. "

You have a name for your peg?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Mr M would you like a bum?

Yes

Sweet. I’m done.

Is that it? That peggin malarkey isn’t that bad after all

That was the finger not the weapon.

You have a name for your peg?

Tyson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr M would you like a bum?

Yes

Sweet. I’m done.

Is that it? That peggin malarkey isn’t that bad after all

That was the finger not the weapon.

You have a name for your peg?

Tyson

Tyson the weapon. It makes my eyes water just reading it

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I'm in the position

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By *amFun2017Man
over a year ago

North Weat

Funniest thread I've read in a long time!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Mr M would you like a bum?

Yes

Sweet. I’m done.

Is that it? That peggin malarkey isn’t that bad after all

That was the finger not the weapon.

You have a name for your peg?

Tyson

Tyson the weapon. It makes my eyes water just reading it

BRACE…..

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"In, but I will not be bumming anyone!

Oh me either

just read the OP's instructions properly looool xx

Too late. You can both bum each other and I’ll watch

Loool xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still not in

Use more lube and ask her to relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still not in

Use more lube and ask her to relax. "

I don't think she wants a shovel up her arse though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still not in

Use more lube and ask her to relax.

I don't think she wants a shovel up her arse though "

You’re supposed to be bumming her not digging yourself outta the sh*t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still not in

Use more lube and ask her to relax.

I don't think she wants a shovel up her arse though

You’re supposed to be bumming her not digging yourself outta the sh*t"

I'm always in the shit.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Nobody is bumming me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody is bumming me

Not even a cheeky finger?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nobody is bumming me

Not even a cheeky finger?

Not even a tip

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nobody is bumming me

Not even a cheeky finger?

Not even a tip

I reckon you’d secretly love that. Whilst being restrained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do Nora up the front bottom

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I could do Nora up the front bottom

It’s about time Mr M!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nobody is bumming me

Not even a cheeky finger?

Not even a tip

I reckon you’d secretly love that. Whilst being restrained

I reckon you'd love me wrapping a twitch around your lip and probing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.

Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nobody is bumming me

Not even a cheeky finger?

Not even a tip

I reckon you’d secretly love that. Whilst being restrained

I reckon you'd love me wrapping a twitch around your lip and probing you

Bet you’ve got one of those too!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nobody is bumming me

Not even a cheeky finger?

Not even a tip

I reckon you’d secretly love that. Whilst being restrained

I reckon you'd love me wrapping a twitch around your lip and probing you

Bet you’ve got one of those too!

I can guarantee there's one available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.

Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.

I’ll have both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s not so secret why not just say it in the thread or message them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it’s not so secret why not just say it in the thread or message them?"

Afraid we can’t tell you that. Sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ooh. Bumming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh. Bumming!"

“Bends over and touches toes”

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooh. Bumming!

“Bends over and touches toes” "

Good man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh. Bumming!

“Bends over and touches toes”

Good man

Be gentle…… to start with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody is bumming me

Not even a cheeky finger?

Not even a tip

I reckon you’d secretly love that. Whilst being restrained

I reckon you'd love me wrapping a twitch around your lip and probing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say you’re in, wait till you see someone you’d like to bum then contact anyone else on the thread and they’ll blab who wants to bum who.

Love and Peace

I get to peg someone?!

I am SO in!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.

Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.

I’ll have both. "

New emoji

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face down.. ass up.. IN

"...That's the way I like to ****"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooh. Bumming!

“Bends over and touches toes”

Good man

Be gentle…… to start with.

Anything I do to you..... you can do to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh. Bumming!

“Bends over and touches toes”

Good man

Be gentle…… to start with.

Anything I do to you..... you can do to me

I may take one for the team then

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.

Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.

I’ll have both. "

I offered you my bum earlier in the thread. Sighs. Can’t get the cocks these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.

Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.

I’ll have both.

New emoji "

Do you like it? I nicked it from round the back of the church.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.

Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.

I’ll have both.

I offered you my bum earlier in the thread. Sighs. Can’t get the cocks these days

In my defence It’s a hell of a commute from Somerset to Liverpool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been offering my back bottom freely but no bummers seem interested.

Think I may have to open offers on my front bottom instead. (shrugs) in lieu of a shrug emoji.

I’ll have both.

I offered you my bum earlier in the thread. Sighs. Can’t get the cocks these days

In my defence It’s a hell of a commute from Somerset to Liverpool. "

It’s helluva bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh. Bumming!

“Bends over and touches toes”

Good man

Be gentle…… to start with.

Anything I do to you..... you can do to me

That’s a good way of making me let you have your way with my innocent bottom.

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