FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite Script Snippets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Follow my format and leave your favourite Comedy movie lines, if you like.

Naked Gun:

Ed: "Great work in Beruit Frank"

Frank: "Thanks. Is it true what you wrote me about Edna?"

Ed: "I'm sorry Frank, she's seeing someone else."

Frank: "What do we know about him?"

Ed: "Not much. Only that he's an Olympic gymnast and it's the best sex she's ever had!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was going to be a programming thread. I'd got my favourite bits of Ruby code copied and all ready to paste them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought this was going to be a programming thread. I'd got my favourite bits of Ruby code copied and all ready to paste them."

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Airplane:

“Surely you can’t be serious”

“I am, and don’t call me Shirley”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Airplane:

“Surely you can’t be serious”

“I am, and don’t call me Shirley”

"I just wanted to say good luck, were all counting on you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My names Jeff

..22 jump street

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

He’s NOT the messiah, he’s a VERY naughty boy!

That and the entire biggus dickus scene that I can’t be arsed to write out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He’s NOT the messiah, he’s a VERY naughty boy!

That and the entire biggus dickus scene that I can’t be arsed to write out

Monty phython?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"He’s NOT the messiah, he’s a VERY naughty boy!

That and the entire biggus dickus scene that I can’t be arsed to write out

Monty phython? "

That’ll be the one, I’m sad enough to know most of holy grail and life of Brian by heart

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here?

Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he’d give me a lift down the pub.

Rodney: Oh I suppose that’s… Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do?

Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he’d give me a lift down the pub.

Rodney: But Trigger, you’ve had to walk past the pub to get to our flat!

Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he’d give me a lift down the pub.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Hes a wobber

And a wapist

And a pickpocket

Shaddup.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here?

Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he’d give me a lift down the pub.

Rodney: Oh I suppose that’s… Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do?

Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he’d give me a lift down the pub.

Rodney: But Trigger, you’ve had to walk past the pub to get to our flat!

Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he’d give me a lift down the pub.

“Play it cool Trig, play it cool ……”

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By *he Knight is YoungMan
over a year ago

22 Acacia Ave, Preston-for now

Blade Runner.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Pure classic Sci fi script

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rodney: Trigger what are you doing here?

Trigger: Well Dave, Del Boy said he’d give me a lift down the pub.

Rodney: Oh I suppose that’s… Hold on, you live closer to the pub then we do?

Trigger: Yeah I know, but Del Boy said he’d give me a lift down the pub.

Rodney: But Trigger, you’ve had to walk past the pub to get to our flat!

Trigger: I know, but Del Boy said he’d give me a lift down the pub.

Its good, but the scene of Del falling through the gap in the bar is the best visual gag I've seen. Trigger was fantastic as his facial expressions afterwards made the scene comedy gold.

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

Ok, obscure one:

“SELL 30 APRIL AT 142!!!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hes a wobber

And a wapist

And a pickpocket

Shaddup. "

Is that the episode where the guy is a singer and when he changes in the dressing room, not even his teeth are real?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Del: How old is she, 20?

Rodney: No, she’s about, 30!

Del: How old is “about 30”?

Rodney: 40!

Del: 40!… 40?… Stone me Rodney.

Rodney: What’s wrong with going out with a woman of 40?

Del: Nothing. Nothing at all, if you happen to be 50! Blimey, she’s even too old for me!

Grandad: Well I’d have to think twice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bottom: Digger

R: "Eddi what was it Shakespeare used to say?"

E: "Hello my dear, I'm a play write you know... Go on, gis a snog."

R: "Ha, ha.. No, the other thing he used to say..."

E: "Bloody hell, where's my quill. I bought five yesterday, where do they all go!"

R: "REALLY, WHAT WAS IT HE USED TO SAY!!"

E: "CRAP,.. WHAT DO MEAN ITS CRAP! THERE'S THREE BODIES AT THE END AND HE GETS TO SHAG HIS MUM!!"

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