FabSwingers.com forum: What gets your goat......?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just been looking on the meets forum and the one thing that makes me go aghhhhhh or oh god !

is ads like "my slut wife"

it really does get my goat and i dont know why?

Is it the term slut ? or that its actually put together with wife ?

hmmmmmm ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My goatherd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hello julie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The posting

three little words,part?????

why why why???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

high on a hill , with a lonely goat herd.

yodelyodelodleodleoedldleodldlldldiiiii

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any goats, just pigs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The posting

three little words,part?????

why why why???"

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The posting

three little words,part?????

why why why???"

cos it's good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u know what gets on mine...apart from everythin cause im a naturally crabbit git.... people who think they are the bees knees or the hawmaws baws!!! u know the ones completely rude to new people whilst convienently forgettin they were once new and are convinced they are the upper swingin class!!oh and rude people... and borderline stalkin males who insist on attachin a cock pic to every msg with the words u wanna fuck me tonite... then get cranky when u dont reply!!

but luckily mostly everyone in the forums is cool n luvly!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"u know what gets on mine...apart from everythin cause im a naturally crabbit git.... people who think they are the bees knees or the hawmaws baws!!! u know the ones completely rude to new people whilst convienently forgettin they were once new and are convinced they are the upper swingin class!!oh and rude people... and borderline stalkin males who insist on attachin a cock pic to every msg with the words u wanna fuck me tonite... then get cranky when u dont reply!!

but luckily mostly everyone in the forums is cool n luvly!! xx"

phewwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can honestly say that the people in forums do tend to be more welcomin than in chat!!

and the laughs iv had on the forums has been great! xx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

after sending out many requests for more infomation, to profiles i've found to be of interest, only to see my message either deleted or read and left unanswer'd, personaly i think it's so rude, specially after someone has taken the time to contact you in the first place, not to be polite and respond, even with a polite " why don't you fuck off" it would be nise you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I promised not to mention any animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promised not to mention any animals

ello gorgeous fancy seeing you here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The posting

three little words,part?????

why why why???"

yeah that is so yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promised not to mention any animals

ello gorgeous fancy seeing you here "

Well, hello... fancy that lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promised not to mention any animals

ello gorgeous fancy seeing you here

Well, hello... fancy that lol...

Mmmmmmm fancy what? we have some serious flirting to catch up on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promised not to mention any animals

ello gorgeous fancy seeing you here

Well, hello... fancy that lol...

Mmmmmmm fancy what? we have some serious flirting to catch up on

Ohhh go on then.. I'm all ears lol..

I have just been peeking at your pics... Yep, just the door to paint now and the bedrooms papered nicely lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promised not to mention any animals

ello gorgeous fancy seeing you here

Well, hello... fancy that lol...

Mmmmmmm fancy what? we have some serious flirting to catch up on

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its painted

and sugar soaped the walls this afternoon ready for more paint...oooh you kinky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The posting

three little words,part?????

why why why???"

Well don't blame me I just started the first part

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

People moaning about not getting replies to messages - that topic isn't allowed here! Apart from that nothing really bugs me - all sweetness and light!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really have a 'bug bear'; an axe to grind....Nothing really bothers me that much about who says what about whom, and if so-and-so didn't even reply...at least just to say, ''no thanks'', but ta very much for straining the ol' cerebral cortex in the effort of trying to impress. Get well soon hun xxx

But if you hang on two minutes, I'll just go and ask my slut wife...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gets people posting tho , which is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't really have a 'bug bear'; an axe to grind....Nothing really bothers me that much about who says what about whom, and if so-and-so didn't even reply...at least just to say, ''no thanks'', but ta very much for straining the ol' cerebral cortex in the effort of trying to impress. Get well soon hun xxx

But if you hang on two minutes, I'll just go and ask my slut wife..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who moan when I say cunt annoys me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If ya lived in brum its an every day word.

Nooo ya cunt do that.

Nooo ya cunt have one etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What gets my Goat lol...

Mmmmmm

Now then.... Errrr

Nope, nothing at the minute...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be from there then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ohhhhhhhh you cant come on this thread

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"What gets my Goat lol...

Mmmmmm

Now then.... Errrr

Nope, nothing at the minute...

getting banned should be top of your list lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who moan when I say cunt annoys me

thank heavens!!! a woman who says cunt.

i dont believe it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gets people posting tho , which is good

you forum hogger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who moan when I say cunt annoys me

thank heavens!!! a woman who says cunt.

i dont believe it.

a victor meldrew moment ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who moan when I say cunt annoys me

thank heavens!!! a woman who says cunt.

i dont believe it.

a victor meldrew moment ?

im still in shock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who moan when I say cunt annoys me

thank heavens!!! a woman who says cunt.

i dont believe it.

a victor meldrew moment ?

im still in shock!

silly cunt

pmsfl mwah xxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What gets my Goat lol...

Mmmmmm

Now then.... Errrr

Nope, nothing at the minute...

getting banned should be top of your list lmao

Ohh come on... Some things in life you just get used to eh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who moan when I say cunt annoys me

thank heavens!!! a woman who says cunt.

i dont believe it.

a victor meldrew moment ?

im still in shock!

silly cunt

pmsfl mwah

xxxxxxxxxx"

call me what you like. just sit on my face id come round then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just spotted something much more fun to sit on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who say 'cunt' are free-thinking liberals. Cunting heroines of the modern cunting age. They're to be cunting applauded; lauded from one cunting village to the next, raised aloft on the cunting shoulders of some poor cunt. It's cunting great that women are cunts enough to be able to say cunt...Nay! Scream 'CUNT!'. Scream it from the cunting rooftops...CUNT!, CUNT!, CUNT!, CUNT!, CUNT!........................................

Well...actually, it does grate a bit..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with bells on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just spotted something much more fun to sit on

really.do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just spotted something much more fun to sit on

really.do tell

its big n hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just spotted something much more fun to sit on

really.do tell

its big n hard

cucumber?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just spotted something much more fun to sit on

really.do tell

its big n hard

cucumber?

its not fucking green

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just spotted something much more fun to sit on

really.do tell

its big n hard

cucumber?

its not fucking green

lol"

how long does it stay hard for? do you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just spotted something much more fun to sit on

really.do tell

its big n hard

cucumber?

its not fucking green

lol

how long does it stay hard for? do you know

ideally indefinately but hey im a realist.....minimum 4 hours at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just spotted something much more fun to sit on

really.do tell

its big n hard

cucumber?

its not fucking green

lol

how long does it stay hard for? do you know

ideally indefinately but hey im a realist.....minimum 4 hours at a time

only 4.oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, it's big n' hard and no, it's not a cucumber, if that's really what you were thinking.

Dear Lord...

Here's a topic for the forum.

Where do you cross the line between private conversation and public chat.

There's a worthwhile sociological debate!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Yes, it's big n' hard and no, it's not a cucumber, if that's really what you were thinking.

Dear Lord...

Here's a topic for the forum.

Where do you cross the line between private conversation and public chat.

There's a worthwhile sociological debate!"

No - not worthwhile at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I get a touch irritated when someone sends a message with pics attached that are exactly the same pics that are in their profile

whats the point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get a touch irritated when someone sends a message with pics attached that are exactly the same pics that are in their profile

whats the point

lol

yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, it's big n' hard and no, it's not a cucumber, if that's really what you were thinking.

Dear Lord...

Here's a topic for the forum.

Where do you cross the line between private conversation and public chat.

There's a worthwhile sociological debate!"

Waccy baccy perhaps ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like the C word either!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't like the C word either!

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christmas ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like the C word either!

Me neither,

I can NEVER spell chrysanthimimum/chrisanthimum/chriesanthimum, offfff FFS I hate it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my tyranasaurous rex usually....not pretty

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my tyranasaurous rex usually....not pretty "

Really lol, I actually did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

multiple profiles............., chattin with yourself.............what the feck is that all about

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"multiple profiles............., chattin with yourself.............what the feck is that all about

stops em feeling lonely, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put the bog roll on the holder with the paper scraping against the wall. I don't get it but it seems to be the most popular way to mount it on the holder lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason, I aint worked out yet ... I hate the word "Hun" don't know why but if I get a message with it in, my finger hovers over the block button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

text speak annoys me...but then I am only a few years away by prefixing any remembrence with " in my day "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just been looking on the meets forum and the one thing that makes me go aghhhhhh or oh god !

is ads like "my slut wife"

it really does get my goat and i dont know why?

Is it the term slut ? or that its actually put together with wife ?

hmmmmmm ???

mind you there ar quite a lot of single ladies profiles where the term "slut" is quite prevalent !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a goat and it eat everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

arseholes...

arseholes who think they are the bees knees get my goat

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Couples profiles with only photos of the female.... are the women not meant to want to know what a guy looks like?

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

I hate peppermint

Leaves a nasty taste in my mouth xx

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

My neighbour, the pervert.... and he sends her back still dribbling from the wrong end!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"multiple profiles............., chattin with yourself.............what the feck is that all about

stops em feeling lonely, pmsl"

May well be the case but how feckin sad is that

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over a year ago

"People who put the bog roll on the holder with the paper scraping against the wall. I don't get it but it seems to be the most popular way to mount it on the holder lol"

That is one of hubbys bug bears....the paper hangs on the outside not the inside

Funnily for me.....a new roll put on the holder would be nice once in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who put the bog roll on the holder with the paper scraping against the wall. I don't get it but it seems to be the most popular way to mount it on the holder lol

That is one of hubbys bug bears....the paper hangs on the outside not the inside

Funnily for me.....a new roll put on the holder would be nice once in a while

Same here, Mrs Bonks has a Masters Degree in leaving 3 sheets on each roll for the next time I go into the loo

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"People who put the bog roll on the holder with the paper scraping against the wall. I don't get it but it seems to be the most popular way to mount it on the holder lol

That is one of hubbys bug bears....the paper hangs on the outside not the inside

I agree with you guys, have you ever changed it round in other people houses?

I have

Funnily for me.....a new roll put on the holder would be nice once in a while

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